What does Norwegian sound like to you?

What does Norwegian sound like to you?
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sve je to po srpski

A few years ago I thought Norwegian is a language and not a Swedish dialect

Like Polish-German blandaup.

Not even trying to be rude. I like how it sounds.

Better than Swedish.

I thought Norwegian girls were pretty.

Really makes u think

You thought right

It's like she's trying to speak Dutch but with words that don't have a meaning

I actually tried learning Norwegian for like a week, pretty cool language.

The girl on the video sounds very cute but shes attractive+has nice voice so its probably not a good indicator of how average norwegian would sound to me.

Sounds a lot like German too but without the cancer voices that Dutch also has

like cave trolls fighting

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Some proper norwegian.

But you sound like Swedes. You look like Swedes. You are awfully close to Swedes. I believe you are Swedes.

Austlandsk er eit ekkelt megmegspråk

Norwegian English is disgusting desu

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Mountain Swedish


Captcha: select all mountains

>one shot at life
>not born in Norway

Really nice actually, clear vowel sounds and no guttural shit like in other germanic languages.

it sounds better than finnish that's for sure

Dette er mykje betre

This is how our language sounds.

Feil

>she will NEVER EVER be ur gf

Goofy high pitch inflection at the end vowels.

Girls like her sound kinda cute but I imagine guys sound gay.

If this girl told me she browses Sup Forums and watches anime i would believe her

Nei, eg har rett. Eg trur du har feil.

Not as gay as swedish but still pretty gay

Norwegian and English are pretty much the only two languages that don't sound like garbage.

They only speak like that in one small part of the country. The rest of us barely sound like we speak the same language as them.

Faggotspeak

Same as swedish but with an extra dick in mouth.

But isn't Canada like... a 50/50 mix of USA and Norway? I dunno man. Leafland looks nice over the internet.

Bare så det er sagt, så er varianten av ǿstlandsk som tales i den videoen den mest prektige talte formen av norsk. Ingen annen form kommer i nærheten engang.

paperclip is a polish invention

Like an Irish trying to speak German.

cute
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What is up with Canadians having a huge hard-on for Norway? Is it because the cold reminds you of home?

sounds like german to me

Eg tykjar betre om norsk fåvæ

>still suprised that people steal our inventions and ideas

Kötbullar och olja tack

like a more singsongy and softer german

It sounds like retarded German.

>tfw she'll never be my gf

Bokmål sounds uppity and cheerful, hard to take it too seriously. Nynorsk is an abomination.

I don't know if this is actually a thing or if I'm just imagining it, but Norwegians pronounce "k" at the end of words really strange. It sounds like "ky" to me.

Nochmal haben die Amerikaner bewiesen, dass sie gar nichts über Sprachen wissen.

Norwegian does NOT sound like German ok

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Would a Norwegian woman racemix with a Dane?

yes

If English had a personality it would sound like this

da uberkrun bar ifranh kanig ir firalmnoctr fersht po lokjo im in moht manlee shlihtut umtuna ak murt ajahai samskara

That's disgusting

Fuck off.

>If English had a personality it would sound like this
what are you even trying to say

No, but British women literally cannot get enough.

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Unironically I'm not surprised. I just wanted to say that she's wrong. This pianist was the inventor.

That English is extremely neutral and soulless

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English has a world-wide reputation of being bland

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Hadde vært mye mindre prektig på standard östnorsk.

What does REAL norwegian sound like to you?

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The norwegian paper clip is a bit of a myth. basically he invented a form of a paper clip, but better ones were already invented. Actually the basic shape is about as old as the guy you posted, so i doubt he was the inventor either.
>Polish people trying to steal inventions, what a surprise.

>'viking babies'
>it's literally people who went to jerk off into a cup for money for easy money
kek

We never had to steal anything.

It was usually Germans, French and Russians robbing us from our achievements.

BERGENSK MASTER RACE LANGUAGE ARE THE REAL NORWEGIAN youtube.com/watch?v=I99Q3K18T6c

>bergen
100% megmeg
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I can't take you seriously

what the fuck does an angry norwegian sound like? must be non existant

>t. kamelåså

Boat guy sounds like värmländska

>what the fuck does an angry norwegian sound like? must be non existant
what the fuck does an angry swede sound like

>jae
are you danish or something

absolutely disgusting baka desu

we don't get angry though

Like Swedish combined with diarrhea 2th, sry.

You don't have to hide your butthurt over your european neighbours behind the greentext.

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Yeah lets make this thread bergen youtube.com/watch?v=Tu2KNpvlF90

to

sounds like dick in mouth while speaking german

eg andrar det her

blas mir einen du huso

So if using your own words against you is butthurt, what are your? Double butthurt?

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burn in hell german motherfucker

sounds like the real scandinavian language.
danish is too dirty
swedish is too gay/funny
icelandic is too harsh

no stupid, bergen is totally unique in northern europe

>t. the danish of latin languages

This. what the fuck.

Portugeese sounds like whiney russian.

no,portuguese is harsh,spanish is dirty,french and italian are gay

Sounds nice,like swedish but less singy-songy + at timesit ';s like a record played backwards, ie twin peaks midget youtube.com/watch?v=lopDQDYyO7w

Do you think I can get her to say lick my dirtyy heel you filthy subhuman gipsy? For research purposes

literally like elvish

Tell her to use some sort of sun-screen,or a face cream with spf factor,yes even in the winter,you'll get premature wrinkles otherwise desu

Is he ok? Did they use special roach bombs for natives or regular bombs for people?

She has 0 tits

Really weird German.

her friends are better

köksal can form into a ball and roll out of danger when he senses something is wrong, he is fine

Exactly like this

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she sounds like,you now,like valley girl speak. Tipical chick adopting a fake dumb "american" accent . The like ,like, is a dead giveaway

gay

gay ti je otac

It doesnt have to be fake. If she consumes english only through american media from LA settings its only natural to copy it

ne, moj nije norvežanin :^)

It should be illegal for women to look that good