European unity edition
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Got the willy out
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korean pop
cara
Fuck off. We're full now.
Early
business idea: a button on your tv which makes your remote peep so you can find it
Polskie dziewczyny > Brytyjskie dziwki
business idea:
gass caraposters
Kyary
Prospects look good
I NEED a German gf to bully me
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Business idea: make your way to a concentration camp and gas yourself
>dziwki
devki?
girls?
business idea:
hire this icelander for my think tank
Excellent webm
Brex*t will never actually happen lmao
test
Post your salary.
Optional extras:
>Age
>City
>Do you have a degree?
>If yes to previous, what degree? Plus is your job relevant to your degree i.e degree in software eng, employed as a programmer etc.
Hard mode:
>no memes: JJB assistant managers, machine operators, PHP devs struggling on £32k in London need not respond
business idea: *BRAAAPPAAAPAAAAPFLFLFLFLF*
smelling like an orchid
i got sources it's imported
business idea: bottled tears of the english
Large up our pooey brethren
fuck you faggot
19,500
Haven't graduated yet, actual starting will be 32k
trapped season 2 when
£30,000
>23
>Landahn
>Yes
>Not saying but yes
i don't fucking know! stop asking
>still going on about the euros
That was months ago lmao
Pathetic snowrunt
i have an idea that would blow /brit/'s collective mind
business idea:
dig up land on the easter coast of britain, load it into trucks, drive it to the western side of the island and unload it into the ocean. GB slowly moves aways westwards, further into the total isolation they seem to seek.
Good
what do you/will you work as?
Don't have a dishwasher lads
Have to wash up by hand which is very upsetting
When are the EU citizens in this thread going to start posting in their own general?
please let this be true
:(
Wew lad, what sort of grad job are you going that starts on 32k
Rasheed
>Age
19
>City
Canterbury
>Do you have a degree?
Going to uni next year
>which subject?
Law
>current salary
I earn £9.75 an hour but I work part time
business idea: calm down you'll be alright
yes yes 52% of the country voted to leave the eu
but 48% didn't, haha checkmate
Retard
>Your age
>The size of your willy
Let's not lie lads. I'll start off
>21
>11 feet
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business idea:
the shrek soundtrack playing on all modes of public transportation everywhere
Related to comp sci, not being a code monkey though
>"It was only banter lads, haha"
What do they want to do?
Ignore the result?
Keep having referendums until they get the result they want?
Why do they hate democracy?
business idea: vagina strap-on
struggling on £32k in London lads
So am I right in assuming that Brexit actually has no idea, they never expected to win, the whole vote was to destabilize Cameron more and Westminister politics, Cameron went "Fuck it, you deal with this", Brexit is now backpedalling on all their campaign promises and Mama Merkel is shitting on their dreams by banning informal talks before 50?
Or did I miss something?
Rorke
Giz a job
21
Manchester
2nd year Electronic Engineering
£16,500 on placement
hello mi5/mi6
Not disclosing this for tax reasons.
Not disclosing this for tax reasons.
No, students are scum of the earth.
PHP developer, 42k a year.
Yep
My car's licence plate has an EU flag on it.
My driver's licence has an EU flag on it.
My passport has an EU flag on it.
do kpops actually have a soul?
€33,000
23
St. Pölten
No
Sounds good to me
Consult the devolved parliaments tbqh
i wish to be straddled and used against my will t b h
business idea:
extremely small penises attached to very, very large people. I call them.... bodybuilders
alri
Not for long, chump
My korean tv, german car, italian pizza, chinese clothes, finnish phone, russian hamster ALL have the EU flag on it
want to smack a bitch in the back of the head as I'm penetrating her from behind
doing some research lads
encyclopediadramatica.se
>lives in a flat part
???????????????????
Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB! Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."
why are you french so obsessed with surrendering yourself to somebody?
*raises paw*
business idea:
just make it ILLEGAL to say mean things?! its 2016?
karen kujou
is cute
petition.parliament.uk
Sign petition, lads.
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I am literally a PHP developer.
well, this should be fun then.
Glad to be white and not a slav.
i'm not french
i'm a citizen of the european superstate you irrelevant snowmonkey
make way
I do live in a flat yes.
>I am literally a PHP developer.
I have a leather sleeve for my passport so it isn't that disgusting meme colour
business idea: England withdraw from UEFA and FIFA and no longer participate in tournaments to avoid national embarrassment
You can't refer to Fuhrer Merkel as "Fuhrer", haha.
What's your job m8
Mum is coming up to my flat tommorow and I don't want her to 2bh.
salary?
>this triggers the leavers
why????????????????????
>eu superstate
more like pee-poo pooperstate
Aha lads once I spoke to this like rocker girl from Beijing and she used to FaceTime me and make me moan and eat my own cum and she would show me dresses she would make me wear and tell me how she wanted to stick a big meaty strap on in me ahaha then she said her and her friends would keep me as a slave and make me go to gay bars aha lads wish I wasnt getting hard as I wrote this ahaha actually hate being such a horrid degenerate
don't know how to show love
please don't get your hopes up
What do you do? Develop PHPs?
you're going to have to bin that passport soon lad
32k
My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can you say the same?
What does, that you won't be able to go on your little trips to the continent all the time? Or that you are fucking off there? Both make me happy 2bh.