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Oh little user~ come see mommy and tell her how her new yoga pants look
*BLRLRRRRRRRAAAAAPAPPPBBPBBBBBT*
Oh! Pardon me sweetie teehee
You say you like mommy's pooties? Well I can't deny my cutie *BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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bad edition

why can't I delete this

MOMMY

Does that thing come from r9k ?

the worst edition I've ever seen

cummy in mummy

karen kujou

This *BRAAAP* meme has made me hate asses I hope you're happy

This edition gave me a little bit of hardness

it was good for me, I needed to cure my anal addiction

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what the fuck is wrong with you bongs

ẃhy is it always the brits

So you're the robot that keeps posting pics of butts with fart captions..

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

unbelievably depressed

anyone here have just a small willy?

I have very noisy, lengthy and frequent farts, hemorrhoids are a bitch.

So is colon cancer m8

This has been a pretty great edition so far m8s

sure is windy today

Think I might have accidentally racially abused a guy today guys. I feel bad.

>Shopping around in Lidl
>They are currently having 'Polish week' where they sell a bunch of Polish stuff for cheap
>Notice some tasty looking wafer rolls
>Basically just long and thin wafer biscuits
>Some guy sees me looking at them
>Says in a slav accent 'they are very tasty, I recommend'
>pretty rusty on social interaction
>say to him 'y-yeah they are like little flag poles I will fly my ENGLISH flag from them'
>probably said it really aggressively
>he looks scared (I am very tall and fat) and walks off
>didn't realise until a few minutes later that I probably upset him
>ended up spending £3 on Polish sponge cake, already ate it all

fuggg brexit wasn't meant to lead to this