Post you Sup Forums related business ideas ITT.
Post you Sup Forums related business ideas ITT
Dominic Wilson
Logan Price
Fidget Spinner x Supreme x Richard Stallman
Luke Miller
Already exists, I've seen a spinner with a bluetooth speaker on it. Besides the spinner fad is dying out anyways
Julian Morales
Leo Morris
Smart Botnet Toaster Robot that requires an intrernet connection in order to toast.
Obviously you can only toast proprietary expensive toast made for only your Toaster
Christian Lewis
The more you fidgit, the more pulsating sensation you feel against your prostate as the BT 4.1 compliant butt plug activates.
Available in true flush, latino, and african.
Joseph Scott
Also it sends data and statistics to your phone so you can show them your friends
>You only buttfuck once a week, user?hahaha
Adam Ortiz
Jordan Garcia
Nolan Lewis
>"Some of them even have BT technology in them"
Holy shit wasn't lying
>"which was on display in the NetBSD booth at the LinuxWorld Expo in San Francisco"
Where else, where else.
Jeremiah Lopez
Sorry user.
Aiden Lewis
>Putting a microprocessor into the toaster just for laughs
Has IoT gone too far?
Kayden White
>would still have better sound quality than iPhone speakers
Jeremiah Parker
>Still would be louder than headphones with an iphone 7
Jacob Harris
>using headphones
user, this technology is 100 years old! You don't need that in your New iPhone.
Jace Robinson
What about speakers? Those are 100 years old too!
Adrian Williams
Don't worry my firend, our next big thing (TM) will get rid of this analog stoneage tech!
Nathan Hughes
Perfect, what about the camera? Theyve been around for 200 years!
John Collins
>letting others get rich with your ideas
Is this the ultimate cuckoldry?
Luke Howard
be able to receive data over text
just basic html of websites, like a processed reader view that some browsers can do
and then display it so it doesnt look like shit with some markup language
probably just for android devices. theres no way this kind of thing could run easily on iOS.
Juan Foster
pover by x299 for maximum roasting speed?
Leo Cruz
Camera?? We have removed the back camera, as all people truly need to feel happy is pictures of themselves!!
BRAND NEW 35MP FRONT FACING CAMERA, but to fit it we had to remove the back camera as well as the vibration motor.
Jack Brown
Good, good. why don't you remove water resistance too? I mean whos stupid enough to drop their phone in water or use it in the rain?
Grayson Ward
Actually we have INCREASED water resistance.
By surrounding the phone in 100% hand blown glass, the phone is sealed. Of course this means no physical buttons and only Apple's proprietary wireless charging.
Every iPhone will be unique with ergonomic bumps and bubbles in our hand blown encasing™
Jaxon Allen
Oh I didn't think of that! also could we get rid of the mic? It's pretty old too
Parker Sanders
The people asked for it, and WE listened.
No mic, no speakers, but we have a wireless Bluetooth device you can use to make calls/listen to music. We got offers from Schitt and JBL to help design this, but we went with our old pals at Skullcandy.
New device is not waterproof, and does NOT come with rubber tips to insert in ear.
Oliver Morris
What about a sort of an idea collaboration website, a bit like Github but for everything. Let people gather in groups, have voice communications, virtual whiteboard to make plans on, templates for business plans, etc.
Asher Bailey
Under rated post.
Kevin Moore
Get more original ideas please
Anthony Reed
Top kek
Isaac Peterson
>online multiplayer
>microtransaction upgrades
>monthly subscription membership for exclusive mods
>VR support (microtransaction required)
Christian Gutierrez
Its like spotify but for food
Jackson Parker
Nonbotnet sketch messaging app
An app that turns your phone into a cute pig face with optional time, date and alarm for those little piggy phone stands
karaoke streaming app, screen blacks out while song is playing because people will use it in the car
Jonathan Davis
>no social media integration
>no sharing of high score
Fucking normies ruin everything
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Carter Ross
>Post you Sup Forums related business ideas ITT.
taking "being too lazy to even properly steal other peoples ideas" to a whole new level
enjoy getting robbed blind good goys.
NO SHEKELS FOR YOU, YOU WORK FOR FREE NOW!
Hunter Ramirez
no one?
ok
Isaac White
Monitors are really old too, who needs eyes in the future anyway? Can we get rid of them?
Ryan Perry
This was done far before IoT was a thing
John Taylor
ideas are shit. everyone has ideas, the execution is what matters
Jordan Gonzalez
>380x247