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Me on my sisters prom edition

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slept in a premier inn last night

korean pop

NORTHERN POWERSTANCE

slept in a substandard inn last night

/x/ never fails to disappoint

Used to have the same pair of socks.

white women will be sold in the slave markets

If double digits Gibralter is returned to Spain...

If you actually want to get into it then listen to this all the way through then report back
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slept in a house last night

Being a girl must be so easy until you're about 30

Reminder if your wife or gf works then you're a filthy despicable prole and don't be gassed

"""""leave""""" voters

What I'm trying to get at is that "Power" in the 21st Century is a meme.
You won't get attacked, and in trade it doesn't actually matter.
Just look at Singapore.

You did it lads

Reroll

whats your excuse for not buying from the darkweb lads?

You had ONE job, Jose

me on the left

why is he so cute bros?

WARNED

Is your password embarrassing?

Me: yes.

what's the difference between Jade Goody and a moped?

moped can get to 40 ;) wahey

how much did that cost you

Go to bed Dave

doing a deep depression

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virus do not answer

You mean the dankweb, lmao

>stealth: non existent/10

Check these

I'm not a criminal or a junkie

>Poland
>Spain
>Austria
Didn't we vote to leave?

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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>Hello everybody. I am the Janitor.

For every one of my Polish brothers assaulted in Britain, I will steal one /brit/ meme. This is your final warning.

To prove I'm not bluffing:

Doing a lay in bed for a few hours.

Me

Been there, done that, got a return pass

anyone watch the documentary on porton down?

was pretty good lads i would recommend it t︃bh

I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on Sup Forums but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /brit/friends, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on Sup Forums for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of posts on this website, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW

you'll work for me one day

fuck you, im your führer

What's that? Name of your local volcano?

does he expect me to read all that lmao fat twat

Doing a poo in your bed

who /attracted to people younger than them / here?

just lob my bolloks off now senpai

Return Gibralter

>okay guys, do some standing

>got it. normal human standing.

Because I actually have friends and connections in real life to get high grade dank shit from

about £25 something in bitcoin

Came inside a silver bag and then inside a jiffy bag actually

morning, good friend.
i wish japan-british alliance again.

Most people

Right, you're nicked

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Eyjafjallajökull?

You'll vote for me one day

>not being tall enough you can take a wide stance and still be a head taller than spics

poor little continental

Return Ceuta

Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB! Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."

never had a shit on a plane lads

Me too, Shinji.

it was a joke, no need for name calling

*heems your nan*

heh...too easy!

tbqh you're the only chinks who have a chance because we share origins in a decentralized warrior arisocracy rather than an autocratic bureaucracy of your cousins

me_irl

dubs mean we rightfully keep them for all time

Playing Mirrors Edge lads, it controls really well. Was skeptical desu

Is it possible to be in love with an ASMRist that you've never met before?

Apparently it's scary.

>tfw Spanish navy is superior to Brit navy

RULE ESPAÑA
ESPAÑA RULES THE WAVES

Cara tbqh.

Is it a good idea to order drugs off the dankweb straight to my house? Or am I gonna get caught by rozzas?

Doubles and Poland takes Gibraltar and entire EU

I'm sure the groundstaff are very grateful

take back gibraltar then

nonce

Me three

Together, we can finally make anime real

Prepare to have free time again in about fifteen minutes

It's the piss that kills people? What does poo do?

i honestly have trouble pronouncing that myself. tongue is too big. at least i can lick my elbow

She's a rancid swine

not being in the mile high poo club

We are not Russian savages

A mealy mouthed reply

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Plane toilets are fuckin terrifying m8

>prom

FOY?

What do brits call it?

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:(

doing a benzo relapse

Business idea: open a casino in Iceland and call it Diceland

>the Spanish armada was the height of Spanish naval strength
>still got completely blown out of the water by us (literally)

gf just sent me this

Any lads that listen to the radio here on a daily basis?

Started doing it at my new work. What's a good radio channel? Just been listening to BBC Scotland and BBC 2 really.

>all those pre-Brexit gimmicks I had going that are now extinct

Fucking hell I'm feeling the Brexit aftershocks myself now

Gonna have to sack a couple of staff members

The 'let's get embarrassed when everyone points out that I'm one of the lonely spackers who doesn't know any girls' event

i be in the park off a pill so whaaaaat

>tfw didn't go to my prom
>tfw in Year 11 a girl told me she thought I left the class in Year 9
>tfw when I used to be put in groups and my name was put on the board people asked "Who the hell is that?" out loud

Always liked a PI, comfy for the price

don't flush while you are still sitting. it will suck your colon out like silly string