but seriously can we make a tutorial like this? I think it might work...
Brayden Barnes
you gotta learn how to be funny man
Camden Gray
that's what I'm asking...
I dont want to be funny for a programmer, I want to give an explicit concept to a beginner.
Blake Butler
Where's a tutorial on that, I want to put in on my CV.
Daniel Foster
kill yourself you unfunny vulgar cuck
Kevin Gonzalez
No tutorials... just find people that laugh at your jokes.
Logan Gray
That is the point, making programming vulgar.
I always see:
class Client: def __init__(name, amount): self.name = name self.amount = amount
cool shit, but if we make a lewd tutorial? anyway programming is about concepts.
What does it matter if is a bank or sex?
Brayden Long
>I wanted to explain to a girl
Women will never be anything but "koders". Stop trying to educate them. They are not compatible with logical thinking, not even if you frame it as sex, which they are undoubtebly well-versed in.
Asher Nguyen
think spermbank
Jacob Turner
I think that here you're wrong we always tried to explain women how to program in the wrong way.
Eli Moore
Exercise: define deposit and withdrawal
Jackson Stewart
They understand sex because it's in their nature. They do not understand programming because it is not in their nature. They will not be able to make the connection between sex and programming, because making connections is not in their nature. They do not think. They do not reason. They feel
Zachary Roberts
WRONG
they just have a different way of thinking, but they can be pretty logical when it comes to sales and prices or child care...
But this is an other thing... why dont we put feels in programming?
Lincoln King
The underscore thing is a Python-specific idiom; it's not exactly a core concept useful in learning to program. And once they've already learned to program in a sane way, it only takes a one word explanation, instead of a cringy pseudo-joke.
And your lambda function is a terrible example. There's no reason for it to be implemented as a lambda, and also it doesn't add anything.
Lewd humor can be funny, but this isn't. It's spouting random sexual-related words. It's equivalent to lolsorandumb humor.
Isaac Jackson
>they can be pretty logical
No, they can't. You're either too beta or too pussywhipped to see this. I'm guessing the former seeing as you're trying to explain programming to a female friend, and making sexual innuendos while doing so. Friendzoned faggots like you are the reason the rest of us have to put up with this whole slut culture thing. Kill yourself.
Ian Turner
>And once they've already learned to program in a sane way, it only takes a one word explanation, instead of a cringy pseudo-joke.
true, I agree, I told her like you said is just a variable name, is a convention in python that you dont need the return argument. guess what? she didnt get it
penis joke et voila
> And your lambda function is a terrible example. There's no reason for it to be implemented as a lambda, and also it doesn't add anything.
true... I pulled it off my ass and I couldnt think anything useful to write in 3 lines.
> Lewd humor can be funny, but this isn't. It's spouting random sexual-related words. It's equivalent to lolsorandumb humor.
It's not about funny. Is about being explicit, is about teaching with body parts programming.
Dominic Thomas
>Friendzoned faggots like you are the reason the rest of us have to put up with this whole slut culture thing. Kill yourself.
Shes coming over.
Charles Wood
desu I'm really surprised it works, but strangely I learned that is more sexist to think they cant be logical than telling them that you would like to put your penis between them boobs.
Alexander Ward
>Bad idea >Poor execution >Friendzoned beta >Bad grammar >Twelve year old humor >Python
Joshua Stewart
> Bad Idea why
> Poor execution I'm asking a better one
> Friendzoned actually not, surprisingly it worked
> 12 year old humor yes, but aint intended to be funny
> Python 30% of the world projects are written in python. easiness and readability >> performance in many cases
Ayden Cruz
Liars are losers.
Daniel Long
Ratings =/= quantity
Logan Bennett
>guess what? she didnt get it Just say it's a throwaway variable, and it can be ignored.
>I couldnt think anything useful to write in 3 lines The best example of lambda functions is generally in the context of high order functions like map or filter or something.
>It's not about funny. Is about being explicit What exactly do you mean by explicit? Do you mean like lewd? What's the purpose of that if not humor? Or do you mean explicit like specific? What does that mean in the context of programming?
>body parts programming What does that even mean?
Dylan Lopez
>Just say it's a throwaway variable, and it can be ignored. did that
>The best example of lambda functions is generally in the context of high order functions like map or filter or something.
That was the subsequent explanation, I just wanted her to get the problem of assigning a callable function to a variable.
> Or do you mean explicit like specific? What does that mean in the context of programming?
I thought we could construct a lewd tutorial, with body parts and sex and apply it to programming rather than using the typical car and wheel example.
Dominic Scott
>rather than using the typical car and wheel example. why is body parts better than the 'car and wheel' example?
Easton Bailey
Cause is sex, people tend to react to sex.
Daniel Cook
>people tend to react to sex well my reaction is cringe, so good luck with that
Asher Cruz
yeh I thought would work... I'll think about something more deep than just lambda functions and _
I have no idea if it be useful or not, just that would be funny making it and see how people take it
