Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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First for Somalia

hi leaving this up on the top

going to tokyo in 3 days if anyone in japan wanna meet us up please respond!

I almost made one...but crisis averted. Otsu!

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Don't worry, user. In a parallel universe, you made the thread and it was a good one.

Also, nice vegas trips.

How much did you get it for?

RARE
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pls be my friend

hi wanna be friends?

no, only koreans

友達って何

愛って何

MARTIAN
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We Japanese liberals support Gary Johnson.
He would make a great president.

racis

I am not going to Africa or Tokyo
He can't go to a football game with me

リア充:「一緒にいると楽しくなる人々」
ニート:「リア充が自分と何かを見たり飲んだり話したり食べたりする人を指す言葉。(そんなこと一人でも全部できるのになぜ一緒にするんだ?面倒いぜ。理解できない」
リア充:「大切な人と一緒にいる時の感情」
ニート:「何かを犯したくなる時の気分」

I am genuinely afraid of weirding you out. I'd rather be murdered by you than weird you out. That will be much more bearable.

(´;ω;`)

why would you weird me out? do you have 2 heads?
I would be too thankful to to be weirded out. still better than being alone

It's better to be alone than pretending to be something I'm not.

attention deficit hyperactivity disorder

Do you have LINE account?

oh that's ok. My best friend in elementary school had it too
I also had to spend 1 year tutoring elementary school students that had adhd or something similar (for high school).
and my idol Rainer Winkler aka Drachenlord has it too

>My best friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TRAVEL WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND

that was 12 years ago
I bet you had friends too when you were younger
Having friends isn't something bad if the friend is a cool person

no sorry should I get it? I have skype or email too

> イスタンブールでテロ
もう一度オスマン帝国を作ってよいよ

Captain Bryant toka. Me ni omae yo.

i did not say its bad
i dont have it so it makes me mad

Stop posting this hideous hag.

be my friend then
we can write or skype so you can see if it makes you uncomfortable or not
and then your life will get better

Just go watch the game with him. :3
Most Koreans are kind of weird 2bh, so you're probably just being insecure and are more normal than the rest of your countrymen.

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I have friends who I truly do like but I always decline to hang out with them. I like being alone and never go out unless we get drunk which is rare. It's a surprise they're still my friends.

Loneliness sucks sometimes but usually it's great.

>no sorry should I get it?
Yes. It will make us communicate easily outside. (if you have a smartphone)

it depends
when are you arriving

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, user.

It's often the case that we regret our inaction more than our actions.

late July/August
I will melt

human matting

i will try hard until then

cool. but what do you want to try? just be yourself it's ok
I have to sleep now because I'm a normie and have to get up in 4 hours
anyway add me on skype or kakao (inb4 normie ree) sometime. you rule

Not true. Rejection is worse than not trying.

おっぱいようごさいます

not in the long term

こっちか

Especially in the long term.

g、ぐっどもーにん

g、ぐーてんもるごす

Alright question, is teaching English in Japan worth it? I'm kind of lost career wise at the moment, and I've heard teaching English abroad in different countries actually pays decently

Is this really true though? Rejection stings, but I think it fades over time. In comparion, the feeling that things could have been different had you acted otherwise tends to haunt and eat away at people. It ferments and gets stronger over the years.

Who knows? But neither feel very sugoi.

>One evening, intending to ask my host mother to wake me the next morning (okosu), I ask her to violently rape me (okasu). She is very confused.

For people who never take risks they are unsure of themselves. Rejection could be perceived as confirmation that they were right to be unsure of themselves and that something truly is wrong with them.

what are you enjoying with shitposting here?

Hey boo

Teach me English, a specialist of English guy

Would you rather learn inner city slang?

I'm finna show you a lil some oms god lbvs

What would you say in inner city slang when you came across a fappable Japanese girl?

In real life or on internet? You would never see a hot Japanese girl in the inner city.

ofc in real life
how do you flirt her?

no one wants to learn niggerspeak user

Honestly how an inner city person would react would be very stereotypical, something about Chinese and happy ending, "sucky sucky/"love you long time" etc. Stuff like that.

仕事したくねぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇっぇぇぇぇぇぇぇ!!

あーすっきりした

Just found out that 3 of the medications my ex-shrink has been feeding me causes severe weight gain. Fuming pretty hard right now. No wonder I never seemed to reach 70kg no matter how I try. Really mad desu lads. What kind of crazy bitch would feed such drugs to someone with low self-esteem and who worries about his looks a lot? Do you think she intended it? Do you think she was enjoying it, being sadistic? I knew that she hated me the whole time and only pretended to be nice to me because she's a fucking shrink, but i really didnt think she could have been systematically fucking me over like this from the beginning.
How do i deal with this rage?

精神科医が処方した薬で3種類がヒトを太らせる薬剤だった。マジキチじゃない?外貌にすごく心配する患者にこれってどういう意図だろう?サディストにしか思えない 腹が立ってホントに何か壊したい

What are the best non-Tokyo cities to go to?

I am pretty sure she knew that the med had the fattening side effect.
She didn't tell you because if she did you wouldn't take the med.
Her job is stopping you from doing something more drastic like killing yourself or others.

test

hello my white friends

・・・


(I can't reply to you)

アイリッシュシチュ作って

Osaka

are you white?

Kyoto
there are many old temples and shrines.

I'm shucking all of them now. Another series of months wasted. I really so much fucking hate this country where everything is twisted and wrong. Seriously I can kill and get away with it I can kill right away three or four dozen people right now who are at least partially responsible for everything that is wrong in this country. So much fallacy. So much bullshit. This meme country and all the ennui in it should be purged. From now on I will live very selfishly, profitting from people almost up to the point of exploiting them. I will use this fucking world. So much exploitation. Better exploit than to be exploited.

Ganbatte anonpai!

おはようございます

ラノベの新人賞に投稿した人いる?

投稿したの?

hate + race = japanese thread

good morning Peru bro

俺来月にする

マジか
がんばれ

I'm drinking lads

Too dramatic for body weight control.
Go exercise. I'm going swimming now.

アルコール7%しかないって、ジュースじゃないか。

We Japanese liberals support Shinzo Abe.
He is the best prime minister Japan has had ever.

うん 。

all these chemical fattening effects are imposed upon me unnaturally from the first place. im only regaining my balance

I have already drunk 1.5 litter of """ジュース""" with 9% alcohol

JINROとかマッコリとか飲むの?

>liberals
>support Shinzo Abe


TOPKEK

飲む

安いし、うまいよな

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neet in shape is better than a fat normie

Everything else>>>>>>>fatty 2bh

daily reminder that if you have a facebook account, you are a normie

youtube.com/watch?v=d0YVNimYUlg

安倍ちゃんyoutubeに広告出してるけど滑舌悪くて見る度に笑ってしまう

Abe is not far-right at least.

>Abe's policy
International trade: yes, positive
National defense: collective self-defense, world standard
Relaxation of regulation: yes, positive
Gender equality: yes
Immigration: yes, but carefully
Issue of Korean comfort women: agreement with South Korea
Obama's Hiroshima visit: done, succeeded

btw can you eat sushi made by niggers