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Lets have one of these.

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tfw no finalnd ally

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since when are we allies turanbros?

As Finno-Ugrics, we are allied

>BRICS
>alliance

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>American South
What the fuck m8

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Well that was easy

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I'm way more scared of backwater hickseeds voting for Trump than I am of pretty much any terrorist.

>being afraid of the people in the friendliest region of the US
a fucking scared leaf

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You couldnt manage something as big as Brazil to not being shitty and you want more

literally polled for decades as the friendliest part of the country
what the fuck are you doing leaf

>canada

>Southern hospitality

lmao nice meme, memers.

objectively true

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I mean... it's also seen as the most racist part of the nation. It's Bizarro Canada.

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>Bangladesh
>Pakistan
>not British clay
what are you doing

You need to zoom out, bud.

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I gotchu senpai
based ally

we don't even need allies, just cisplatina

I would ally with you.

>US
>not British clay
defeatist

great then, let's retake cisplatina and make sweet love

to turn it into a shithole

>let's retake cisplatina
Just point it out to me on a map and we can make shock and awe bby

>Uruguay
>different from Brazil or the rest of South America
you need to stop believing memes m8

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What ? We're not your ally ?

You're OUR rightful clay, tho.

No, your current state is so ridiculously bad we prefer to avoid you.

The Portuguese and Italian language, are easily understood by the Spaniards. French and Romanian are distant cousins

Do you imagine the Roman union?

t. Southerner
Fuck you!

There's a good chunk of the middle east too. My guess is that he probably doesn't want to rule muslims.

But...WHY ? :^(

Another excellent Canadian post

>Franco-Romanian alliance

Why not

All the Brics came tumbling down amigo

You're too much of a loose end. Pretty much whatever could happen in your country and it's unsafe for us to be your ally.

I love French culture, and I greatly admire your country's history, but we need to opt out. Sorry.

Oh, I understand...

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Something like this

>Malaysia
>Egypt
>Yemen
>Oman
>France

I don't think so.

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What logic, cod? Fucking fish people.

p-poseidon?

Fuck off yank

Aquaman?

We found nemo

Aqualad ?

It's us or Xian.

out of the map = does not exist

>When you krill your anemones, they fin

"No"

>Finno-Ugrics
There are only Turanians, Pekka

>Rightful clay
That's a start

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>not claiming the area around the Black Sea to finish what they started

>Australia and New Zealand aren't our allies
>What is ANZUS
>What is Five Eyes

>Mexico
>allies
Vassal state maybe

At this point Baja California is so filled with cartels and spics in general that it would be detrimental to add it to the U.S. unless we forced them all to leave.

>it's also seen as the most racist part of the nation

By complete idiots who've never actually gone to the South.

>It's Bizarro Canada

Rural Canadians are the same as rural Southern Americans.

SEAWEED LMAO

Why give so much land to mongolia?
Also tibet shoud be its own state

They call Alberta "Texas North", but it's still a shit ton more liberal than most of the US.

>Rural Canadians are the same as rural Southerners
Nah, they're way more left leaning than we are

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Realistically you'd be be lucky to keep Scotland and Northern Ireland.

>doesn't even consider himself a Frenchman

Go back to Maghreb.

Joisey don't play with flyover shitters.

That's because Joisey is a shithole

Bless your heart.

Why would you want the least white part of South America as rightful clay? Half the population is monolingual in a NATIVE language, disgusting.

Why Germany?

>Alaska not rightful Cancuck clay

le South Brazil is Germanic maymay

we are pure germanic aryans

cause we own half the land there already

Yeah, but that's just because it's a ginat dumping ground for one of the greatest cities on Earth.

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Suuuree m80

>for one of the greatest cities on Earth.
NYC? It's alright
I miss Giuliani t.bh

A lot of Turks on Sup Forums seem to hate America

At first, your clays is wrong. You're always forgetting about some Volga parts of Finno-Ugric ethnicity. That look like you're more obsessed with land than people that close to you.
Second thing, it's not Finland's clays. It's Finno-Ugric clays. And this one looks like you're obsessed with your own ethnicity more that others. That means you're disrespectful. And this guy also too.
>so, what do we have?
Fuck you both. People won't ally with you if you'll continue being like that.
Also, here's right map of Finno-Ugric clays. And the right name for that can be Parma (sacred lands for hunting which is important part of f-ug culture), for example.

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south of us, just after past albuquerque

don't forget to bring some burgers, please

FUCK

You beat me to it, I thought there'd be no based Viking clay.
Mine's more accurate, tho