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daddy's yummies cummies

>Cont from the old thread
I had to break up with my waifu, because she started having a shitty attitude the more the wedding approached. Two days later she visibly gor in a relationship with a nerd from her school who used to stalk me on facebook when we were together and whom I had her call on it.
A few days ago her mom added me on facebook, and when I asked her if there's anything she wants to discuss she said:
>Tidak ada apa-apa.cuma mau berteman aja di fb.selamat ramadhan ya..
What did she mean by this, /ASEAN/?

What The Fuck?

incest is the purest form of love

jangan layan dia tu

siapa bang

dia tu la... yang bukan orang sini

Is it girls wanting to bang a father figure, or fathers wanting to bang their daughters?

Even in hentai, this shit is not arousing

same same

ampung bang saya jangan dipalak bang
ini duit buat ongkos pulang naik angkot bang

I'm starting to think paid views are a thing and where they get those views comes from our server
Being the top 3 are ASEAN nations

I know theres a company in Thailand that gives youtubers instant 20 to 100k views of you pay for them


Of this was hentai anime porn I would believe it
We are too normie to know daddy porn

Dad/Daddy porn is gay porn

>if

Terima kasih ya udah kirim salam sama orang tuanya

>50% of ASEAN countries are top daddy porn searchers
Literally best association

This thread is seriously lacking some heterosexuality
Also pls respond

What did he meant by destroying Imperial Manila?

Does the average flip even know what federalism is?

this

God damn, please don't tell me that is your Indo Ex.
Because it will such a waste if you leave those boobies alone.

She is AN Indo Ex but not mariage material unfortunately

tak dengar cakap

I REALLY like daddy-little stuff so it's hot to know flip girls are into it :3

Is he actually a practicing Muslim or are you memeing

biarin aja gan
nggak usah diurusin

>in a relationship with a nerd from her school who used to stalk me on facebook when we were together and whom I had her call on it.

lmao..
you got cucked

I understand how it may seem so user. I really do. But it is objectively just a little plot to get back at me by posting over-the-top love declaration to the guy and pics where they are together on Whatsapp. Also she wears a hijab everytime she's in pics with him kek. But if a girl was to cuck me with such a creepy beta she wasn't worthy of my time in the first place and I would gladly accept it.

still doesnt tell anything. how many in numbers/percentage to be exact?

And most of ASEAN need Singapore's technical knowhow and/or funding.

He's making the Phillipines great again. With VIOLENCE.

>gets cucked
>gives no fucks
>would dump the girl

This is... beautiful.

Hello, do you want to meet up? I'm into the same thing as you do, meet me at Langley, Virginia. :)

he's a christian, living in davao, so he had empathy towards muslims and other minorities

>empathy towards minorities
you mean the malaysians and indonesians in sultan kudarat?

>tfw she prefers locals dick more

Except I was the one to dump her user, and she cried a lot. What do you think her mom adding on FB means? Does she want the D?

ASEAN loves daddy porn, Flipbong searches for cuck

why do ppl always use the term "stalk" instead of "read" or "view" in social medias? i mean they are the ones whos willingly to post their personal info/pics on their profile.

>"hey user, i read your post yesterday looks like you have problems with your assignment, would you like me to guide you a bit user?"
>"Ohmaigod did you just stalk me on jewbook?" >:-o

r-rude, gamay oten! >_

>asean love anime
>asean love ERP
>asean love hentai
>asean love loli
>asean love susu
>asean love incest
>asean love daddy porn
what's next

>he had empathy
So this is the new term for brided

asean love japan

>asean love's (You)

kyaaaah~

special snowflakes want to feel important just like how they labelled everyone that disagree with them as haters

*Bribed
wtf

Clickfarms? I thought Bangladesh's cheaper

That's what Jared did in Silicon Valley

>asean loves chinks

/asean/ loves a 17 year old Kanna Hashimoto's cum face

I have no idea. I'd love a translation of her comment to know more.

Haha no hard feelings if that's the case. I am open to the possibility that she just wanted to see what foreign dick looks like and then got scared when things got serious, so she went back to familiar 7cm dicks.

arigatou
I love asean, too
I know
btw, the spread of daddy porn culture isn't nihon's fault
I'd say sorry about ERP and hentai, though

Where the fuck is the haze la ?

Basically "Hi happy ramadan to you. No there's nothing I want to discuss, I just wanted to be friends with you on FB". Keep in mind that the mom is still quite young (she's 42) and bangable.

Bara

I don't know lah, look at my butt more

>7cm
How do you know? Have you seen his dick before?

Indo women are for Indo men.

ASEAN women loves the SEAmen

Just a guess

That wasn't my experience visiting your lovely region, I don't think ASEAN women got the memo

Then you probably guessed it wrong.

usah layan sgt budak nie sepanjang die lurking x habis2 hina kitaorg

betul tu.

susu?

pekat

Take it at face value until she shows signs she wants you?

I have little experience with women and I'm a social retard.

can you type it on chinese thanks

manis

不言沿模具聂男孩SGT潜伏点¯x habis2臭名昭著kitaorg
google translate, i hope you can read

>Take it at face value until she shows signs she wants you?
Yeah, it's just a nice little fantasy to bang your ex-future mother in law. Funnily enough, in old times, it was tradition in my country, for mothers in laws to bang grooms, on the first night after the wedding to show them how it's done.
>I have little experience with women and I'm a social retard.
Aww why user? You have some absolutely delicious waifus in your part of the world. And probably the hottest indian chicks in the world.

>be the kind of Thailand
>young cheap postititutes everywhere
>this is my wife

Explain yourself

true love

it's the beauty on the inside that counts

shes probably the rare decent ones in thailand considering most girls in Thai have penises

dua singgit dua singgit

youtube.com/watch?v=BHKATmqz6nw

Your post just shows that western culture doesn't know anything about love

Puting Ina cuck

This aint /hc/ kid

>Implying forming a power-couple with a classy old wife, and banging young cheap prostitutes are mutually exclusive
>Just look at the Clintons

what item is worth 2 for a ringgie?

No idea what /hc/ is, b-but moar?

You mean Bangkok right? not all places in Thailand has prostitutes

everything worth 2 for a ringgit if you believe in it

...

P A T R I C I A N T A S T E
Also, he married her before the whores things.

I am extremely antisocial to begin with. That, and the career path I am committed to right now leaves little time to socialize. (Game design is hella rough)

...

Singawhore

9/10 body
6/10 face

I should come to /asean/ for dating advice. Those girls are qts.

>(Game design is hella rough)
Nice! I agree, career first. As the saying goes you can never lose women chasing money, but you certainly can lose money chasing women

Thanks for making /Asean/ straight again user.
I propose the following theme: Pics of girls where you can see the outline of their pussy through their clothes. Pic related.

What school is that?
Most likely somewhere in Manila.

I dont wanna get 3 day ban dude

Di ko alam, nakita ko lang yan sa FB page na Bacolod Superwild

Yes pretty much, although that pic doesn't do her face justice. Pic related is a more accurate face pic.

messy thread

Oh I didn't realise this was against the rules. I think I have enough for a good fap session anyway, if you will excuse me for a few minutes gentlemen

Is she cute?

Would marry

Every time, literally every time I've met a Filipino man in the states they've been a gay bottom looking for a bigger, stronger guy to fuck them. I mean, I'm not complaining, tiny Asians are nice to dump cum in regardless of sex, but do you guys just ship your gays here or some shit?

Oh god
Must t lewd 6desdi-
FUCK

Pertamax