You wake up in Tiksi, Russia

You wake up in Tiksi, Russia.

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kill myself

Fucking great.

Seems comfy

shitpost as usual

this

Comfy. Wonder how long till i kill myself.

First I thanks God for this blessing then I find a qt to marry and teach me Russian.

do people really life in the most northern part of russia, canada and scandinavia?


a-any posters from there?

jesus fucking christ

>Tiksi
>Average low in January: -33 °C
>Mean monthly sunshine hrs in December & January: 0

walk north

"privet! y tebya krokodil?"

Half-abandoned industrial city, feels just like home.

How do people live here. I mean there is literally nothing that you can do during the day.

I marry the boilermaker's beautiful daughter Lucya, we have 2 child
Everyday I go to work at oil refinery

weekends I go with friends over small mountains on our motorcycles
winters very cold, we most days stay inside drink and play board game with children and music
long live mother russia!

same

>No trees

they enjoy not seeing arabs

>city above polar circle

The only sign of present life is what looks to be a car on the road.

>mfw the first mosque opens in Tiksi

There is a Brit, a Canadian, an American, a Finn, a German, a Brazilian, a Mexican, a Pole, an Italian, an Argie, a Serb, an Australian and a Russian all in this one thread.

Isn't the internet amazing? How we're all just discussing something, from different corners of the world.

>average daily temperature of under -20°C for 6 months of the year
comfy

LITERALLY PARADISE

- Pure White population with no sandniggers

- Traditionalist Morals and Religion

- Strong manly drinking culture and traditional wife beating gender roles

- Living off the land and smog fumes

Leaving my multiculti shithole as we speak.

all shit countries except Australia, Italy and Canada.

It could be worse
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verkhoyansk

This is my ideal place to live. If I won the lottery, I'd move to some frozen wasteland like Greenland and spend my time as a NEET inside a tiny capsule building, occasionally taking trips elsewhere.

Fuck you, heh

well memed

not really discussing
just yelling at our computers at the same time

>In January 2012, the town was attacked by a pack of about four hundred wolves. According to biologists, the attack was due to a mass migration caused by a shortage in the wolves' natural food sources, in particular mountain hares. About 3,500 wolves are believed to live in the Sakha Republic; however, according to the local government, the area can realistically only support 500 wolves. Locals were forced to patrol on snowmobiles until government forces could reach the area. According to the Agriculture Ministry, wolves killed 313 horses and over 16,000 reindeer in 2012.

>you're in the centre of town minding your business
>suddenly 400 wolves are running at you in attack formation
lel

Its fun in one way but perhaps we would be better off talking to people around about us.

It always blows my mind how big Russia is. How do you guys even deal with so much land?

That actually sounds quite lovely and enjoyable. So long as I'm drunk, have a decent looking wife to fuck, and can play some sort of games to keep me busy. I'd be satisfied.

>the town was attacked by a pack of about four hundred wolves
>four
>hundred
>fucking
>wolves

FOUR. HUNDRED. WOLVES.

youtube.com/watch?v=uG3ikJJOv8Q

Why is mongol girl so pure.

I get in contact with the nearest US embassy

Probably hasn't washed in months.

And never shaved her cunt.

>yfw you realize it isn't just the fish you're smelling

By realizing most of it is a barren waste land

>How do you guys even deal with so much land?
They all become alcoholics.

Our own country is huge as fuck, I don't think many Brazilians realize that. We're almost Australia-tier with sparse cities, heck the only proper cities we have are state capitals, and not even all of them at that.

wtf

>130 degree difference between winter and summer

Because everyone lives at the voast, and forgets that there are really comfy cities in the countryside.

Fuck i'm moving to MS or MG when i retire.

>go fishing

>200 degrees F difference in record temperatures

Bomb some irrelevant Factory

Jesus christ is that the whole town?
Do people really live there?

Run around the streets singing the Internationale as loud as I possibly can while loudly shouting "ZDRASVITYE TOVARISHCH" at everyone I see.

How is that even physically possible on this planet? That's some Mars-tier shit

underrated post

I'd probably hike around the vast landscape desu or if they have a two wheeler ride it around.

I would unironically enjoy living there.

That sounds like heaven, except for the extreme cold.

>No sunshine
>Extremely cold
Can't deal with this shit desu

go to the closest store
buy some vodka and cigs
get wasted just like everyone else

>wake up
>polar bear stole your money and stuff
>freeze to death

is Russia really so bad that even wildlife has to resort to crime?

I'm from Inari and all of my brothers still live up north. One lives in Kittilä and I'm 99% sure he posts on Sup Forums

I thought this will be a joke

They're all proxyfag Americans. Sorry to burst your bubble.

...

Same

this guy knows

LIES
RUSSIA STRONK

I lived in rovaniemi for a few years.
Practically in south europe tbqh

Holy shit
This is their """central square""" kek

>slava trudu
glory to labour?

my fucking sides

How can it be central square without lenin statue?

Do these people even know the USSR collapsed?

Sometimes I wish flags were active on all boards so I could get a look at the national demographics of certain boards, but I guess that would ruin the anonymity aspect.

Are people there mostly Yakut?

Such is life in Tiksi.

emergencyfund.magnumfoundation.org/projects/tiksi-the-far-north/

Do you think the roof of one of those commieblocks is high enough off the ground to kill you if you jumped off it?

Looked at pics.
Seems to be mixed.

..

Yep.

Why are all the Rus in the back row?

Do the cute chink looking ones speak russian? how do I get one of these cuties to marry me?

They learned from the Brits.

I don't get it, they all look quintessentially British.

lel

my fucking sides
the new faces of Britain

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Yakuts
They're Yakuts. They all speak Russian as well as Yakut. Tiksi itself is part of the Yakutia republic.

Probably because they're yakuts dumb fuck

does everyone seriously think russia is just one country with one ethnic group and no others or do they not realize that that actual russia is only a quarter of the counter's size

>chink looking ones
They're Turkic. This is what T*rks are supposed to look like. The roaches just got intermixed with Greeks, Arabs and Kurds.

Take a train back to Moscow.

Are you fucking retarded?
I asked why the Rus were in the back (and why the Yakuts were in the front).
Kill yourself.

Because they are taller than mongolids.

Yeah, because they're Yakuts, they're in fucking Yakutia of course they're going to be in the front. It's like going to Tibet in China and bitching why all the tibetans are on the top off the pile of dead bodies.

Literally off yourself.

I do not understand what you are sperging out about.

Is that amazing somehow?

That because the Yakuts are in their homeland, it's only logical that they go in front. Especially given that a lot of their culture has been replaced with Russian or forcibly integrated. It's more about respect. A federation works by respecting the cultures and people in it, but having the people and different cultures in return, respect the country. This is why Russia is one of the few, or at least somewhat, successful multicultural countries.

Isn't that one of the maps on ARMA?

This is literally about height, you sperg.

no sh shut up listen to mine

Please don't expect too much from the Americans.

Trips confirm, Russiaboo shot down.