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This is the entire fucking reason this shithole of a website is going down
JANNIES YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC

TRUMP FOR POTUS

Have a good night, lads.

one of my favorites pepes

TOMOKO!

>born too late to shoot gooks in the jungle
Why even live desu?

>7-0
>4-0
>no invitation to the tournament

Hold me soccerbros

I lik VC

good night qt3.14

thats fine

will you fuck my wife though? bmd required

>born just in time for Trump presidency and the kickstart of ww3

kill yourselves you subhumans

nvr 4get ;_;

I wouldnt ask if you werent doing me a big favour

Except it's his retarded cousin that kids who grew up watching strangers play videogames over the internet find funny.

>giving him (you)s

jag talar inte pa svenska

pardon

ENDLESS WAR
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@61458935

pls you want to as well

They're making another season(s) right?

I'm saying your sense of humor is shit.

In Ireland, «your man» can generally refer to any guy, or one whose name cannot be remembered.
grácias, muchacho.
Midwestern / border U.S., but taken in a quirky direction, i.m.o.
I heard good things about South by southwest.
>ad–blocker on Sup Forums.
end thy life or disable it, scoundrel.
>legacy captcha
this
CHI-CHI-CHI,
LE-LE-LE,
LIBERTAD A CHILE!
b.b.c.
Spaghetti just fell out of my left pocket.

nope. We Little witch academia now

...again

kill yourselves you racist subhumans

??????????

@61459010
no u

lmm out

Crashing the EU

WITH NO SURVIVORS

I'm so glad I lived long enough to see the EU crumble and democracy flourish again in Europe. Take your country back, coward.

>he cant trill his r's

I am a cuckold, to the core. I have, unfortunately, eaten cum out of my wife’s beautiful blond-haired pussy, only once (and it was 4 years ago, but I still cum to it today —of course). We had a drunken party with another couple and we all ended up in bed, but things didn’t work out and my wife, still miffed over a yoga teacher I’d been caught screwing a year or so before, kicked me out of the bed —and seeing a fight was coming, I drove off to sleep in my office, which was a couple of miles away.

Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.

Watching the O.C. guys,

cant deal with all these high school feels

>post ironic cuckposting

End this meme.

>he isnt white

>born to early by a captain in the imperial navy and ram chaos scum.

why would i want to be

Don't you want somebody to love

wtf happens to pages 6-10
catalog is small as shit now

Oh I guess that explained the thing at the very end.
>tfw you wont see luluco and nova morph togther into double barrel JUSTICE

lad

I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the e infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.

its ok we arnt meant to be outbred by the bulls. I have accepted my place as a raiser to not a breeder

>to
yeah but whats the point if i cant marry them
no american girl would want to move to ireland with me and i dont want to date someone i dont plan on marrying
its sad really.

Taylor townsend ACTUALLY a best

americans have nothing to be proud off

im on ep 1, dont even remember who that was

but man total nostalgia bomb, i love sandy, and kirsten and seth and ryan

>i dont want to date someone i dont plan on marrying
why not, lad?

anyone else dumb down their english when they see a japanese flag

please please please

fuck my wife

im getting desperate bro. even if your white if you got a big enough cock it might work. She is threatening to take my kids man this isnt a joke

>conceived just in time to occupy a desert

Don't you need somebody to love?

why do you americans you're superior

you have nothing to be proud of really

i see no point in it
i've already got bonding issues, i don't want to make it worse by getting attatched to people i know i'm going to leave and never talk to again

what do swedes have to be proud of

Last night I pissed in a half-empty can of Vietnamese hot sauce and got a little on the underside my dick and balls. It was like getting power sanded. Was rolling around in agony for 5 minutes, couldn't even think straight. One of the stupidest things I've ever done

>why do you americans you're superior

Most of us can form coherent sentences.

oh yeah, i do, more than anything in the world. i havent had a friend (a real friend) since i came here. and i cant stand women anymore.
i'm a bitter old man and i'm 18 years old

ikea

yeah americans are industrious, so what... congrats on generating shit load of pollution i guess

tolerance and progressiveness

This little pissant swede needs to do one

pls

it takes a lot longer than 18 years to get properly bitter.

Do you get attached to your hotdog vendor? Just chum it up and enjoy the moment.

The Jantelagen is strong with this one. If Americans suck so much, why don't you give us public housing money and Swedish women?

we all know you're haitian

formally requesting comfy nam vidya, feeling nostalgic for shellshock 1 on ps2

Wouldn't you love somebody to love?

>dreamed of a millitary career
>medically disqualified
fug.

Is it true I no longer require a visa to go to Canada? Also what's in Canada besides a lot of cold and hockey fans? And what's the best city to move to?

If it helps I do have a college degree... but is in psychology so I don't think it will be relevant to get a job.

youtube.com/watch?v=xlVDMBReY8U

we literally invented the modern world the only country that rivals us in achievements is our dad great britian.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_inventions

yeah americans developed the nuclear bomb... congrats on being worse than subhuman... congrats on benig fcking inhuman

i'm far too bitter for my age
i havent been to a hot dog stand since i was 9. there's this little stand at zürich hauptbahnhof that my dad bought me hot dogs at
did you know that in switzerland hot dogs arent split sideways, but in the middle, and hot dogs are stuffed inside them?

Pretty sure they got trannies up there that you can cure.

>If it helps I do have a college degree... but is in psychology
sadtrombone.ape

well

the only options to move to in canada or toronto or vancouver and I have no idea how mexicans degrees stand up. so look into that

>sweden will get the most (you)s this thread

I want to live in Québec

Why are Americans so baitable?

>Is it true I no longer require a visa to go to Canada?

Not yet. You won't by December apparently. Only Mexicans I've ever met here were seasonal migrant workers that dug in the dirt on farms all day and could barely speak a lick of english.

>sweden
he's haitian

here's your reply you boring little man

did you make that video or something?

>I have no idea how mexicans degrees stand up
depends on the university and the degree itself. Psychology is trash-tier unless he studied in a great uni and got excellent grades

Drinking some of that Sleepy Time Extra Dank. What are you having?

>did you know that in switzerland hot dogs arent split sideways, but in the middle, and hot dogs are stuffed inside them?
I never understood that. How do you apply the condiments on the dog?

Because it's always fun to talk about America

I don't have any friends in real life
It fucking kills me every day
I have no idea where or how to make friends. I'm too nervous to go to anything alone even though I don't have anyone else.

wew

suck at everything I do lads

he's autistic

Morning laddies

good night

You can always get a degree (in the right field), join a high speed unit in a fed agency and deploy.

still haven't gotten around to planting my garden. have a ton of seeds sitting on my kitchen table

I think Ghost is the best song off ITAotS

Then do whatever you want

Is it juvenile to enjoy apple sauce in your mid-20s?

Just googled vietnam aesthetic on jewtube.
There are lots of these types on /wsg/

you put it in before the sausage
i always liked it better that way buy i havent had it in years