What would happen if Amazon made a browser, Sup Forums?

What would happen if Amazon made a browser, Sup Forums?

There would be a browser made by Amazon.

Prime ads fucking everywhere.

You could browse the internet with Amazon's browser

It'd be better than neetrunner

>Big Bezos is watching you

Same with their app store; only kindle users would use it.

Its called Silk i think, and its shit

Short term: no ads with prime subscription
Longer term: non-amazon-partnered websites load slower unless user has a prime subscription

Why would anything "happen"? Nothing "happened" when they tried to enter the smartphone market, other than a lot of laughter.

it would be absolute garbage. just like any "fire" device. just like amazon's website. amazon is only successful because of their fast shipping and wide array of products from trusted vendors (or themselves). their software is garbage because they treat their devs like trash.

a side bar that pops out to sell you stuff, or a button just for recommend purchases

>lagdroid

kek I want to see this happen so bad.

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It'd be a chromium reskin sending keywords to amazon so that visiting their site gives more specified ad choices. Amazon doesn't really need to do this since they can pay Alphabet and Facebook to have the relevant information anyway.

Amazon made a browser. Silk.

Web pages take 3 times longer to load unless you pay $99 a year

data mining youve never seen before, constant asking to sign in to amazon and prime, collects you searches to recommend shit to you on amazon

I'd continue using Firefox

but they already do

it would fail to deliver

>Blink
Unsurprising.

You mean Firefox?

It'd be alright as long as non-Prime plebs can't use it

Siri botnet integration.

Microphone on at all times.

Possibly webcam too.

>Siri

I meant Alexa.

it would be amazon (amazin', get it???).

fucka you, amazon employee!

They did

The closest we will get to an amazon browser the the lovely Ubuntu default app: Amazon. There may be lots of *STORIES* that it collects data, but those are false. It is just so convenient to have a shortcut to amazon that opens in a browser, you can't even access anywhere else.

We would hate it.

it would just be yet another chromium/blink/v8 shit fork that no one would really use.

>Amazon says "a thread of silk is an invisible yet incredibly strong connection between two different things", and thus calls the browser Amazon Silk as it is the connection between Kindle Fire and Amazon's EC2 servers.

fucking kek

People would be able to use it.

>Here's some other gay furry porn that your browsing history suggests you may like.

Chrome would be working at McDonald's

for being one of the giant conglomerates, their website design is complete fucking ass
when is amazon going to have a website that isn't a pain in the ass to browse through?

you could browse amazon on amazon's browser

full botnet browser

Jesus Christ I'm so suprised I've never seen more complaints about this

>Want to buy a duffel bag on the back to school sale
>Everest bags on sale
>Instead of having a normal listing where you can pick color and size
>Every
>Single
>Size & Color
>Is a new listing
>Kinda like this
>Click the seller's name hoping to find more from the seller (E.g. I clicked "From : Everest" on an Everest bag because I wanted to see all the duffel bags)
>It literally just searches the whole store for "Everest" and gets me the movie Everest

nothing. they're still cancer in ubuntu.

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