/brit/

Alice Edition

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hi how are you

Is it better to have fucked up a dozen sexual situations, or to have never been in one at all?

The flashbacks happen every day and are as painful as ever.

which came first: ranch or cool ranch?

Never have been in one.

little finger puppets

Tell us your stories lad.

I'll light a fire and get us all some s'mores.

dumb yankposters

Reminder

it's microwave porridge, a fickle beast indeed!

got maneuvers to make

Getting a bit bored of that old wrinkly dog that won't shut up about "God", and takes our poor people's money despite already being a millionaire with a golden throne.
Yes I am talking about the queen.

Mornin lads

>They drink water

Bit of a prerequisite for living innit

don't cut yourself on that edge m8

ahh yes modern wage slavery. two activities for family the rest for your billionaire boss

Not necessarily before breakfast though

>not karen edition

*looks around the thread*
*eyes lock onto thailad*
*slaps him in the nuts*

>Why yes I do wake up at 4am
>It's important I have time for my mental rituals.

Why do those 'conscious' black people always go on about investing and 'building an empire' when they do fuck all? I don't understand this new gimmick where everyone pretends they're some sort of stockbroker hiding away millions of pounds.

>admin scheduling full school staff meeting for 9am on Wednesday morning late on Tuesday afternoon

See THIS shit is why I don't go to those meetings.

The second-latest one was from November

It was a perfect situation, I was unemployed and there were no strings. We met on tinder and she said straight out that she wanted someone to fuck and snuggle with while her BF was at work. He was cool with it.

She was an absolute nymph, a model even, with short brown curly hair and legs for days. She would moan at the slightest push. You get the idea.

All I had to do was drive over to her place. she was really cute and liked to hold hands. Making out was fine but I could never relax when we had sex. I couldn't think of anything to say during and I ended up just not enjoying the experience as my body went on autopilot. The things I could've done with that girl.

And that's just one memory.

Pic related, her legs

stop trying to keep the black man down

I should add that she would say things like "you don't seem to be enjoying it"

FURTHERMORE she was sterile so no rubber needed and I could come inside.

Ah life

I think getting a job is swiftly becoming a genuinely attractive prospect.

Are you faggots still leaving the EU or did u pussy out

don't think I'm capable of love lads

infatuation and affection yeah but ive no idea what "love" is

Such lies from the English papers
Eu never snubbed sturgeon

Hopefully we'll pussy out

"I want nothing to do with that ugly little fish woman." - Donald Tusk

> we can actually leave the eu
Hahah no

Running late to the airport baka

We are still going. Tory Party has been taken over by the hard right and Labour has accepted the decision. We need to elect the Lib Dems in the next election and stop this madness.

Old style liberals when

Give it up lads

Why?

How likely is that to happen

Don't go to the Turkish one aha

Hey did you guys hear that Britain left the Europe

This
>tfw this would never have happened if the lib dems were still in government

0% chance.

I wanna know what love is

Reminder that Her Majesty will dissolve any government that refuses to enact Article 50

But MUH TUITION FEES

>lib dems campaign on ignoring the ref in a snap election

Wew lads, YELLOW SURGE

don't hurt me

Because it would have a negative effect on the economy and the UK's influence on the world stage

Boris and Cameron already said we will be closer than ever to eu
Migration was only used by the campaign not to be followed through
We will join the single market and pay for the privilege but have significantly less power

Students are so retarded it hurts
34% turnout or whatever for 18-24 year olds in the referendum too

it's what i've been saying

the future is really about yellow vs purple, not red vs blue

Oh. So I guess there is no stopping it now? I've heard the EU is pushing you lads to leave ASAP. I think they want you to evoke article 50 by the end of the year at the latest. How likely is it that N. Ireland and Scotland will leave the United Kingdom?

Perhaps but nobody really knows yet, but it'll significantly easier to be able to change things once officially out.

When I was that age I voted in literally everything I could, so did everyone else I know. Where the fuck are these lazy shits who don't bother?

N Ireland won't leave, Scots have a higher chance but still not certain.

Do you think any famous people browse /brit/??
Shout out to my gf Sophie Turner if you're here.

So England, what can you tell me about Ranch Salad Dressing?

Do you put it on your pizza?

quite comfy right now

raining outside and i have a hot chocolate

Thanks bby ;)

Soveriegnty>profit

Live at the whims of the unelected bureaucrats in Brussels if you choose but remember that you once ruled the world

Shame to see so many of the once proud British people wanting to back out of the Brexit because they might have to pay a few pence more down at the Tesco's

Scotland 100%
NI I don't think so because the country is still mostly protestant

Nah, you have not been following developments. Boris made a deal with the hard Tory right yesterday. He will end free movement in exchange for their support against May.

alri alri lads lol

have a meme
good night

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*does a gimmick*

CHING CHONG CHINAMAN

POSTING IN A /brit/ THREAD

PING PONG CHINAMAN

GONNA GET HIMSELF DEAD

>Scotland 100%
1 : their deficit is too high to qualify for eu membership. they would need a massive amount of austerity to reduce it down about 6-8%. no socialist utopia
2 : they dont want the euro which is mandatory for new members
3 : north sea oil made a loss last year. with the fracking revolution happening its unlikely they will ever make very much out of crude again.
4 : they dont actually want another referendum
5 : countries have said in the past they'd veto any attempt for an independent Scotland to join

Propaganda is a powerful thing.

10/10 rhyme scheme

haha nice gimmick lad

Nickname idea: Sturgeon the surgeon, because she's going to cut Scotland right out of the United Kingdom ahahaha

Great man

Whenever I see our flag flying proudly I remember our Founding Fathers and hold in admiration the deep understanding that they had of what it means to be free

What are the real term advantages of sovereignty in my daily life.

Business idea: Take all Scottish leave voters and put them in London, then put all London remain voters and put them in Scotland.

Don't be a cuck

just did a moo

(I'm a cow) haha

So can the thai nonce return home once we leave the EU?

You have a say, via your MP, in the policies and regulations that you do or do not want to live by

Brussels will only continue to seek to usurp national power and place it in the hands of a tiny elite answerable to no one
And before you claim that that's how things already are, remember that a majority voted to leave the EU, to take back their voice, to say no to the globalists and their plans to continue to exploit people everywhere

So what you're saying is, stuff should be more expensive for some abstract bollocks that doesn't effect me.

I'd love under the flag of a giant dong and have a national anthem that was 5 minutes of screaming if it meant everything was half price.

>You have a say, via your MP
Ivoted Tory, my MP is Labour and specifically refuses to act on the policy I cared about that the Tory candidate promised to address

I have no say

once you leave the EU extradition treaties are no longer in effect and thainonce can return home safe

Globalisation is inevitable.

t. Marx

you misspelt "a misconceived pipe dream"

6 : Membership application can take years, they'd need to leave the UK and actually support themselves in the meantime.

So become more active in your community make your voice heard and bring together like minded people if you want change

Don't sit idly by and then cop out by saying "well the vote didn't go my way, best just take it up the arse"

globalisation is good

no borders EU superstate NOW

Big business wills it.

Big business is currently getting its arse raped in the stock markets.

thanks :)

I got your big business right here

>exercises before breakfast
Mate, enjoy shit gains.
Youre better exercises after carbs, not before.

only because of capitalism, which is shit

Thoughts?

commie talk

why am I always really farty in the mornings

useful idiot

What a dumb cunt

So an independent Scotland is a pipe dream, lad?
What about a united Ireland?
Or what about the call for a 2nd referendum or ignoring the result of the first one? Is that still on the table?