Russian bros, how do I befriend a Russian girl? Anything I should know before reaching out?

Russian bros, how do I befriend a Russian girl? Anything I should know before reaching out?

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you can probably buy one on the internet

You should know she's dating you because of your passport.

WOMEN ARE ALL BITCHES
FUCK THOSE WHORES

There must be some nice grills with good intentions

Say her "do you wanna get Australian passport? Marry me and suck my dicke around 5 years"

Nope, everybody here just want to leave this shithole and Australia looks good for immigration. Also I guess local girls even can't into English because they don't care about education.

Yeah but those aren't finding a partner online unless they're also ugly/fat

The ones I've talked to have had pretty good English, but say they have no intentions for further study.

They have no reasons.
Regular woman in Russia:
>born
>suck dick in school without getting education
>marriage
Our society too conservative to let them get a good education. They say like "woman lives for her children only". Actually you can fund a good gf but it will be pretty hard.

America has some pretty good grills, you can even cook corn and potatoes on the sides

Can I cook fat burgers to become an American with it?

Yes of course

And if you offer burgers to the American embassy, they might give you a visa

fyi katya is half jap so you're probably not gonna find any who look like this

THIS however

Offer her a ticket to Australia and wave your passport in front of her face.

Vodka a saslik tovarish.

I don't need american visa, I'm rich Russian Jew. I already have american passport.

she is very very 5.5 here tbqh

Why is this board so obsessed with turkic girls? You used to spam this tartar and now you spam that t*rk weeb 'girl'.

I'm in love, I think she's from Ukraine though

youtube.com/watch?v=DHWtvn7Mp_w

I recommend you to buy a burger grill for your bugatti so you can eat burger while driving

Katya is half-Tatar

>he believes the half-Jap meme

They manage to be bigger gold diggers and more emotional than American women which is honestly an impressive feat.

Jesus, what an ugly hag.

Anzu is white.

She's not that attractive desu.

>Sup Forums
>i-it's not that I like roaches!!! They are white!

her dad was a jap dude

No. She. Isn't.

There's a picture somewhere of her with her mum and she's a Tatar, never seen proofs her dad is a Jap.

>Actually you can "fund" a good gf
well, mistyped milord

>mongol in charge of defining who's white

Hhmmm sounds pretty good but Bugatti for poor faggots, I have Ferrari 250 GTO . Can you advice me the maximum fat kind of food?

A lot of """normal is boring""" girls say that their parents came from Japan.

I HAVE TO MARRY WITH KATYA AT ONCE BEFORE SHE GET FAT INTO BEER BARREL
PLEASE ANYONE TELL HER REAL SNS??? IM VERY HURRY.

Find via interpals an english speaking rus-grill
Get to russia
She is yours

id104579356 look for by this address in vkontakte
I know her irl

"shit technologies" o.O

wait does it actually say that

it doesn't you're fucking with me

Shchit Tekhnologi

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shcha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_(Cyrillic)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Te_(Cyrillic)

Щит

Be rich
This apply to all girl

It means "shield technology"

THANK YOU BROTHER RUSSIA.

Gamburger with 4 beef patties, bacon, 12 pieces of cheese

Also make french fries and cover them with cheese and meat

You will be true American in no time

...

>katya is half japan
That's a 9gag meme dude, she is half tatar

Guess I'll get a medal and citizenship after this (if heart attack won't kill me)

You're welcome, my anime brother

So what? It's no worse than women dating men for their influence, societal status, money etc.

The major US cities are loaded with them and many are here in wetback status. They are scammers who will do anything for a green card and money. The guy who supplied to weapons to the San Bernadino shooter was married to a Russian; after their wedding she moved in to an apartment with her real boyfriend.

pic: high end Russian scammer Anne V. and her Yahoo software dork baby daddy.

exactly this
if you go out of your way to try and find one, she is definitely going to use you. your best bet is just happenstance

Because russia is hell. That's better to be an illegal in the US than live in regular Russian town.

>Russian bros, how do I befriend a Russian girl?
I may suggest the Russian analogue to Facebook. It`s called VK. There`re tons of chicks there. Try to find someone to communicate there.

>Anything I should know before reaching out?
The only thing she needs from you is the citizenship. That`s why no serious relations is adviced.

It would probably help to speak Russian.

>and do money
Stop here. Isn`t it what the American Dream all about?

>help to speak Russian
Why would he needs that?

I'm learning through Duolingo.

A question for anyone learning/learnt, any tips?

Does she has brothers? No? Go for it!

Does she has brothers? Yes? Dont bother.

That girl has to be kazakh or some other KHAN ethnicity

Aйййййй лмao. Бyдтo бы в Oззиcтaнe нeт тянoк, лyл.

Anyways, bogan, why don't you pick up some aussie grill?

You could go to one of these to meet them,

youtube.com/watch?v=udB_LmnQE6k
youtube.com/watch?v=VbDfrrwefMo

stop learning of this shitty barbaric language and find something more useful like french or spanish

>A question for anyone learning/learnt, any tips?
You should watch cartoons and movies in Russian on daily basis. It is necessary to watch what you really like watching. For instance, an anime with Russian dub.