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korean pop edition

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Poo

Thoughts on this?

>new
> (Cross-thread)

>glenn beck

>Poo

brexit
bregret
britrash(burikasu ; Japanese net slang against brits)

Willies

The bumhole is so sore lads

Can't stop pooing

quite enjoying browsing r/BritishProblems and r/UKPolitics Tbh

>President @JunckerEU will meet the First Minister of #Scotland @NicolaSturgeon today at 17.00h in the @EU_Commission.

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Just shaved the beard lads

From a good halal style beard to a no guard electric shaver """"beard""""

Didn't realise the face would feel this cold tbqh

Of what? I wish they would fuck off, they are a SJW cancer on the union.

Are they still shitting themselves like overly dramatic girls?

*third eye begins to awake*

Again, respect that this is even a possibility.

Just look how the spaniards treat the catalonians in comparison..or the italians the south tirolans.

all me

Spoopers

>The part where people with no legitimate interest in self-honesty or truth endorse and propagate the enslavement of the human mind through declaring as true, things for which there is no good reason to think are true. The part where faith in the doctrines of the worlds religions has allowed for countless scores of unnecessary and hideously gruesome death, rape and torture. The part where it has kept people stupid and ignorant and stifled scientific progress and the collective growth of our species towards maturity. The part where it disguises itself as something good while being an inevitably divisive wedge between not only people of different sects and religions, but most of all between the faithful and the skeptical. The part where that division ruins relationships between family and friends and prevents people from truly connecting as a society in a way that would allow us to find the sense of community that we really need to advance as a species.

>A sound mind is immune to religion. Any mind that possesses any notable degree of intelligence can figure out that none of the worlds religion are in any way true or good. The problem then, is simply that humans are generally too stupid. When humans become smarter, then it won't matter if you ask them to accept unjustifiable claims on insufficient evidence, because they'll possess enough presence of mind to recognize that that's a terrible way to conduct oneself if you care about truth.

>But religion is really only a byproduct of our immaturity and lack of intelligence. That is the source of any bad idea humans come up with that harms us.

>George Osborne says taxes will need to be raised and public spending cut following UK's vote to leave the EU


Brexit was a mistake

What part of "I wish they would fuck off" do you not understand? You spastic yuro scum.

I hope you enjoy another mouth to feed and without our money.

Nigel Farage
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NO
IT'S ALL FINE
FUCK OFF SHILL
EVERYTHING IS FINE

Kill yourself, traitor.

lads i have just done a poo

now i'm hankering for a wankering desu

What is even occurring here

ᵗᵇʰ

*slaps you in the nuts*

Rude

And I say you lack reading comprehension.

I congratulated you for allowing parts of your country to secede if they want to.

What has that to do with what you wrote?

Ah yes, mocking the people we'll need to negotiate a difficult trade agreement with, very impressive.

bremainders getting truncated

*falls over in pain*
arggghh bruce why'd you give me the ol nutter slapper argghh

cara

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ukpolitics is actually fairly decent

there was a Sup Forums raid on it a few years ago and it didn't even change much

british problems is for americans pretending to be british

exceptional post

>0.3%

It was economically.

Ah yes

pranked

Touch mine for a surprise

wew
bet she can taste silk

*trips over and breaks nose on the cement*

mmm ahh yes very good

discovering a reptilian nest

>talking about a website
>about politics
>on a different website
>that's not about politics

kill yourself you useless fucking cunt

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Human revolution shits all over this ţbh

Business idea: have two identical main political parties to prevent uncertainty

silly duffa
*pats you on the bum*

bit rude

Haha it's tiny lad

go fucking stay on reddit you cunt

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>ALEXANDER JAHANS IS IN A RELATIONSHIP
>HE'S NO LONGER A VIRGIN

AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK /brit/
you can't even get a girlfriend and you're still virgins but Alexander Gordon Jahans is getting sex every day ahahahahahahaha

t. Blair

*farts on your hand*

Business idea: have two swollen bollocks
*flickerbells you*
waheyyyy

1. Soros collapses currencies AND regimes (Britain)

2. He has funded revolutions in the Czech Republic, Ukraine, and Georgia

3. He staged coups in Slovakia, Croatia, and Yugoslavia

4. He wants to overturn the US. "He has said it himself on a number of occasions that, 'what I have done in terms of overturning bad governments, I am going to do in this country."

5. He has the support of Hilary Clinton - who has said "Our country needs us. We need people like George Soros who is fearless and willing to step up when it counts."

6. The "Shadow Party" that he has created in the US is modeled after the "Shadow Party" he created in other countries, shortly before he instigated a coup. The Center for American Progress is one of the first of his "Shadow Party" groups. What's their job? Gain control of the conservative media.

7. George Soros' real name was George Schwartz.

8. He's going to take down the United States of America. "The biggest threat to a stable world order is the U.S."

9. Soros has visited the Obama Whitehouse at least 4 times.

10. Soros has repeatedly called for the devaluation of the dollar.

11. Soros wants the world to be a global society without individual governments, and with one global gatekeeper. Guess who!

I'd rather have a pot to piss in and be a part of the EU than not be able to afford anything mate

me and the lads out on the town looking for some cheeky slags to bang

You need to touch it a special way for it to grow

*retracts hand*
*looks at you in discomfort*
*slaps you in the nuts*
bad

>>>/germany/

Help me out here lads, how do I get a part-time job?

quite happy for him Tbh

*squeals and scuttles back into the runt cage*

*licks your bell*

why are vampirish teeth so lewd

well I might have to at this rate lad

Berlin was great when I went

Enjoy new Syria desu lad.

I have no sympathy for the yuros considering they are trying to kill our country.

*siren roars past*

Thainonce's heart raced, ever since the judge slammed his mallet down with the force of 1000 thunderbolts to convict thailad to 8 years in prison for child abuse, he knew he could not hide out for much longer. Everytime he heard a siren he thought it might be the end.

Thainonce had now been planning his escape for several days now, laying low from the police. He had more than enough supplies to last him for several weeks but he knew soon enough he would be tracked down. The manhunt for him was national after all.

He decided on thailand, a poor country far away with lax extradition laws, and high corruption He knew this way that he could buy children, bribe the police and carry on his nonce activities without anyone batting an eyelid.

>Now just how do I get there?

Thainonce thought to himself, surely his passport would be flagged by now and any attempt to leave the country would lead to his arrest.

>If I can just get to the airport at peak time, I might be able to slip through the cracks undetected

Thainonce reassured himself he'd think about it in the morning, and went back to sleep.

Morning came about, and thainonce was brushing his teeth when he looked out of the window. He saw what he had feared the most, police cars on his street, were they for him? who knows. It looked like a routine operation for a low-risk criminal, however thainonce despite being a high-risk target could take no chances.

He took his pre-packed bag which he kept for emergencies like these and ran out the back door. Calling a taxi on his phone, he cursed his slow, laggy android smartphone and wished he'd have bought an iphone like everyone else. Eventually he got through

>X Taxis, how may I help you?
>I need a taxi NOW!
>Where are you?
>I'm at 123 nonce street
>What's your name please sir?

Thainonce panicked for a second, there was a national manhunt out for him, there was no way he could give his real name.

>Mr Thai """"L-Lad"""

He stuttered

2 pence into my overdraft lads

How do I get out of it

Payday loan

>That's great, the taxi will be there in 1 minute

Great thainonce thought, with a sigh of relief. One minute later as promised, the taxi showed up, thainonce hopped in.

>AIRPORT, NOW!

He barked at the driver, and with the taxi driver detecting thainonces urgency, he stepped on the gas pedal. The driver may or may not of known who his passenger was.

Arriving at the airport, thainonce knew he only had one chance. He either got on the plane to bangkok, his nonce paradise, or he would wind up in a jail cell.

Leave our thread, nobody wants you here, you shit eating faggot.

lmao tbf

He had managed to book a flight on the journey to the airport, still amazed with his IT knowledge at how they hadn't tracked him down despite the fact that he used his real name.

He was flying with Thai airways, as they flew direct, a layover would only increase the chances of him being captured.

Thainonce carefully approached the check in counter, he suffered from anxiety, but this was increased tenfold with the current situation he was in.

>H-hi, Mr Thai N-Nonce here to check in
>certainly sir, do you have your passport?

Thainonce flustered, searched around his bag for his passport.

>H-here you go sir

Trying to hide his face, his voice was muffled.

The check in desk worker look at his passport, then back to thainonce, now back to his passport again, thainonce's heart dropped dead, he'd been discovered. He expected a hand to grab him on the shoulder and turn him around at any minute now. The check in desk worker opened his mouth to confirm thainonce's suspicions, or so he thought

>All checked in Mr Nonce, have a safe flight.

Thainonce's heart jumped with joy, he was now only one step away from getting on the plance. Security. The gauntlet. The name alone gave him chills. But he was in it to win it now, no backing out.

After a brief walk, thainonce came to the security. The line was long so he had time to wait, however in this sitation, every moment seemed like agony stabbing him

>Stay cool

Thainonce thought to himself, It was finally his turn to approach the metal detector, he was just walking through with an air of confidence when

>BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

The metal detector had gone off, thainonce's worst fears had been realized. The security guard told thainonce to step to one side, and then got the portable metal detector.

As he was going over thainonce's belongings, the metal detector let out an audible shriek.

>This is it

He thought, heart dropped

>They're gonna find my pen drive with 8GB of cheese pizza on there

Lads

I've moved into a new area by myself and I know no one

Where do I find myself a qt gf

*a slight smirk upon my face*
my conditioning is working
*slams the cage door behind you*
*opens a draw and searches around, pulling out a big lock*
*clips the lock on and sits the key just out of arms reach*
i'll be back in a couple of weeks

Are they? I have them

Still has more money than he'll be ever able to spend in his life time.

Who cares?

The world appeared to go in slow motion as the security guard opened his bag and emptied it.

Going over all his belongings with the detector, one item stuck out. It was thainonce's metal buttplug

>HOW COULD I FORGET SUCH A THING!?

Thainonce thought to himself as he smacked his forehead, he knew he'd fucked up, he just hoped nobody asked for his passport, despite the fact that his mugshot has been on every news channel for the past 48 hours, nobody had recognized him, it must have been a miracle.

Finally after confiscating the rather embarassing object, thainonce got to relax before the departure.

Not much happened during this period, however thainonce was still on edge, he knew it was not over yet.

Finally departure time came and he was called to gate 8

>8, just like I like my women

Thainonce thought to himself with a giggle. However he knew now was not the time for jokes. He approached the boarding worker, and handing him his ticket.

>Ah Mr Nonce, we've been expecting you.

The worker said, as he saw two police looking men walking towards him from the plane

He's considered himself lucky to get this far, but his heart sunk, it was over. His life flashed before his eyes, and so did his future in prison. He knew they didn't take kindly to nonces in prison.

>I've gotta do something, FAST!

Thainonce thought to himself, and so he...

TO BE CONTINUED

It seems some British youth are still complaining that the older generation has robbed them of a future in Europe.
Well fair enough, everyone is entitled to an opinion.
I've added two photos.

The first is a group of British kids around 20, who feel robbed of their futures in Europe

And the second is a couple of British 20 year old's who were also robbed of a future so that the young of today could have that vote.
Tell me again how hard done by you feel.

How do I become self-employed lads - what do people become self-employed in nowadays?

just did a big boy poo lads

literally saw more mixed race people walking around London and Manchester than I did in Berlin. Didn't see one beggar or one refugee

They died for peace in Europe, not for democracy.

be yourself

this Tbh

Being myself

*enters the thread*
*median IQ increases by 14%*

>tfwfw no shadow billionaire bf

>Sorosfootmen.webm

brb buying 4 rolls of alfoil

You can't make me, relax and accept it.

I'm on the edge of my seat.

Pay yourself an hourly wage to shitpost

Umm sorry mate that's the median weight
*points your gaze over to the IQ meter, which has taken a dive into the red*
That's the one you want

Go to Munich, it is Germany's London. Berlin is more like their Edinburgh.