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Runt edition

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seems painful

Early edition

got a huge plug in my arse

Absolutely SCREECHING at how everyone is so used to Islamic bombings now

pics x

Might stop envisioning runts as modukens and make them anthropomorphised pugs

need a yank gf from the deep south

need her to take me to america and hide me away in her south carolina swamp house

need her to abuse me sexually and eventually kill me when i can no longer satisfy her

>March 18th 2016: The Turkish government and EU reached a deal where all migrants who attempt to enter Europe via the Aegean Sea will be sent back to Turkey and accepted. In exchange, they were promised a fast track to join the EU and a conditional promise of visa free travel for its citizens to Europe by the end of June 2016.

>June 23rd 2016: The United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union.

>June 29th 2016: An Islamic terrorist attack in Istanbul, Turkey claims the lives of 36, injures many more.
>Turkey offers to take in Europe's migrants in exchange for membership of the EU and access to visa free travel for Turkish citizens.

>The migrants are sent back to Turkey where they are settled and become Turkish citizens, which then entitles them to visa free travel in Europe because of their new citizenship.

>The end result is that Europe is still flooded by migrants, only this time none of them can be deported because they are now officially EU citizens.

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why can't people wait till 310?

is it really that fucking hard?

is this what a bremainer looks like

haven't done a poo in three (3) days

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have any of you gazed into your lovers eyes as the world fades away, and you realise you're no longer two people but one soul united?

haha do it into my mouth ;)

Apparently

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depressed because no girl wants my willy inside her

the fuck

in a perfect society, people who write these articles would be taken out back and shot in the tip of the cock and left to bleed out

To them we're just common scum, well might as wel shit it all up then while we're at it.

No hahahahahahaha ;_;

why the fuck has australia been rangebanned from posting threads again? what did we do this time?

hahahahaha

gg europe

[Enter stage: Jew]

Hello goy- I mean, friends

Would you like a new Mercedes-Benz

Just sign this line-

And this car will be yours!

[Change tempo]

But your life will be mine!

[Enter stage: Trump]

Not so fast
I knew you would have lied
and so - you're fired!

[Trump fires a musket at him]
[American flag drapes down]

Now I have one thing say
Never trust a jew
Or this, might happen to you!

You shat up the catalog with easter threads again yesterday, pretty sure your range ban only expired yesterday as well lmao

Fucking mongs I swear

jezza was right

>runt edition

Passe peeshwanks hahaha PUT A CUNJA ON THEM hahaha goddem bag daer, fuckin pomee!

easter?

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me

brexit is impossible

the cabinet office will soon realise that negotiations will take 7 years minimum

boris doesn't want to ACTIVATE and definitely won't have the balls to do it if GDP is still sliding in November and companies are leaving the UK.

a second ref will be called on some technicality and we'll stay in the EU

>UKIP Express on reassurance mode

give the runts a bit of freedom and they'll go mental. need to be caged for good desu

gave me a laff

i hope you're right

Juncker wants the next PM to activate it the day after election if he's a brexiteer or in 2 weeks otherwise

HAHA peeshwanks goddem zeerah, little fuckin moochons

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LADS THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN FOR FUCKS SAKE

enjoy your civil war then rofl

>old thread at 309
janny's going to absolutely lose it this time

I meant haha, too used to typing brit what am I like

someone cyber bully me so i can try out my new comeback

>it has emerged today
>today

Anyone who bothered to look into the EU already knew this years ago

Australian poster should have seen this think he's gone to bed though

fuck you

>posting that many threads that fast
Always wondered how they do this

support for brexit will evaporate if this continues

people have already forgotten why they voted leave

of course its german

newsflash

youre a fuckin nerd

*slaps you in the nuts*

>set router right next to you
>post thread, reset router, post thread, etc.

reminder that 51.9% is "not overwhelming" - boris

resetting the router takes like 3 minutes

>why did I vote lea- oh yeah! The pakis

Switch aeroplane mode on and off

>tfw find girls of all races attractive, definitely have a bit of jungle fever, would love to have a black gf one day

>tfw I judge and have a lower opinion of white girls who find black men attractive or would consider sleeping with them

what does this make me?

The problem arises with migration from Arab/ African countries. I'm not saying they're all bad but the statistics show that the majority of these sexual assaults/ rapes have been committed by migrants of Arabic origin. Just like terror attacks. That is why tighter border controls are needed until the Syrian crisis is sorted out. No one can verify who is who. No one knows how many unrecorded migrants are within Europe. ISIS explicitly stated that they would use migrant channels to get into Europe....and they have.

depends on the model of router kek they don't just make one type of router

mindfucked by Sup Forums

Keep them flying

Insecure

I'm the same haha
Although dunno about gfing a black, but would definitely fuck one

>I'm not saying they're all bad but I will most certainly imply it

*WAAAAAAAAAAAFFFF*

i have never had sex

>need to pee
>decide to have a cheeky wank first
>piss afterwards was glorious

recommend

did she foundation her neck?

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i have never been kissed

>implying my implication is wrong

wew that's haram innit habeeb? best stone her yeah

So two girls in a shower is hot but two men is gay? Sexism much?

you hungry?

he's going straight for the throat

How is he wrong?

had every area on my entire body kissed

>ugg boots
Australia is on it's way towards a cultural victory

It's only natural to find it a bit repulsive to think about other men having sex with the girl you like. It doesn't help if those men are less like you.

I have done both these things

Best way to clean the pipes

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anyone give me tips on opening my third eye? (srs)

well how about a knuckle sandwich!

rate my tattoo

yo whitey giz me some reparations or i loot yo storez

*administers 2 grams of dmt*

>personality: traveler
She will bleed you dry mate
t. gf is a traveler

You only need like 50mg lmao

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Hmmm... really makes you think.

Leave the EU means less European immigrants

absolute madman

me and the orbiter

oooohhhh fuuuuuuuuuck

Hmmm... really makes you die.

do you think Ribena has been one of the racists beating up Poles in the past few days?