LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DUCK
/brit/
korean pop
cara
that's a very nice duck
Why are you just sitting there posting them?
You could move to South Korea and find a girl like that.
would you rather fuck cara in her pussy
or caralad in his boipuccy
Why are there non-Union Jack flags in here?
Expats?
Caralad
he's looking for some sort of reassurance for his odd obsession
John Key, New Zealand’s Prime Minister, has said that the country will work with Australia in arranging new ties with the UK as it withdraws from the EU. “Where it makes sense we [New Zealand and Australia] will co-operate together,” he said.
Mr Key's Australian counterpart, Malcolm Turnbull, said that "opportunities and challenges" arose from the UK's decision to split with the EU. He said: "There are some big issues in terms of the access of Australians and New Zealanders to Europe and indeed to the UK."
Mr Javid said this week that the UK was “open for business”, and had already received offers to begin negotiation immediately with Australia and South Korea. Canada, India and Mexico are also understood to have contacted the Government with a view to undertaking post-Brexit talks.
The Conservative minister also announced that he and Lord Price would be going on trade missions to China, Hong Kong and Brazil in order to strengthen Britain’s links with other economies.
caralad
hate all these bloody emigrants
goin over there
Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB! Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."
need a username lads
duckstorm with me
focus your attention towards these cute puppers
bought this tent
>moving abroad
no thanks mate
If I wanted reassurance why would I post here?
My neighbor hung ol' St. Georgey's cross in the front of his house lads
Do you reckon he's chatting shit before the 4th of July?
Anonymous
looks cosy
not sure how i feel about this
are you guys alright.....?
ah yes VERY impressive
Rorke
is there a better mix than weed and coffee lads?
its a tough one desu lads
i think i would do cara in the bum but if only her pussy then i choose caralad
...
meh post
exceptional post
both pls
Duk
yea plenty to be honest
explain homosexuality to me with one word
cara is ugly though
you're looking for someone (the two other kshitters) to give you some positive reinforcement in a "normal" setting you are familiar with (/brit/)
Brownies and coffee you degen
brilliant
degenerates
gay
...
Science doesnt have all the answers. But religions has made up stories about everything.
i can think of 2 things that make my day great
you just barely made five pounds over the limit?
Why not? There is probably a Brit expat community you can join. It would almost be like you never left.
We Brits never lost our talent at colonisation. Not really.
fetish
fine
CAAARRRRMMEEELLLLAAAAAAAAAAA
stop posting these yanks
I can type random words and numbers into text documents too
Sad life
How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
Just coming up to the half way mark.
>take the "wrong" molecules across the "wrong" "border"
>get made to become dead
Marble countertops are the best. Sleek, stylish and easy to clean. It's a look that just fits in our time.
Bump. This really confused me.
List some Paki porn stars
DOOOOOOOR!!
haha shit
maybe next year
Poof
Potential gfs: 0
he could not even assert an argument against my analysis of his posting behaviour
Rachel
Caralad
I would hate fuck that faggot so hard to relieve anger brought on by his Cara obsession
Nina North is just the right shade of brown
thats fine
Nadia Ali
thinking about skipping dinner, can't be bothered
This
If you're going to fuck something that looks like a man you might as well fuck a man
user's mum
the should stop with that gay ass video editing.
bad lad
...
>tfw I posted all this pro Brexit stuff to my friend and he stopped replying to me
proof?
I'd gladly go there for a holiday, but I'd rather stay here 2bh
went on a bunch of dates with a qt romanian from tinder but she dumped me
lost my virginity to a fat girl who I think has had sex more times than she's gone to bed out of desperation and ignored her afterwards because it was awkward and I wasn't actually attracted to her and now she's my roommates long term GF hahahaaha
bad game
>HD snuff
what a time to be alive
let's turn it back on you then, why do you spam these images every thread? let's all laugh at your 5 year old tier retort
For what reason?
So she's white then? Because that's as bloody dark as I'd go lol
great weather here today. the sun shone on me for 30 mins. although it did rain a lot
gf forecast for the year: no gf
feast your eys on this dug
>tfw the humans mess up your carefully laid plans
Business idea:
Create software that can identify colours.
Run it through live satellites over the middle east.
Have it look for those fucking orange jumpsuits.
Defeat the pakis.
>year nearly half over and I haven't had a single day off work
who /wageslave/ here?
only 1 so far, trying to get another though
Made a girl cry a month ago cos I told the lads she's a shite ride
Perverted
colour picker exists longer than you probably have
Every post you make is absolutely based because of that sexy fucking flag.
hope you can hold off against france lad x
>not liking a bit of caramel
year nearly half over and I haven't had a single day of work
You've worked 7 days straight since January?
Even in a country as impoveroised as Ireland that seems unlikely
who /zerohours/ here?
might work next week if I feel like it
post takes a few days to get delivered lad
Approaching the point where I'm becoming completely numb.
I wonder how bad that is
I hate my job so I'm always pulling sickies
was it true?
Don’t even think of urinating in elevators, as they are equipped with Urine Detection Devices (UDD), which detect the scent of urine, setting off an alarm and closing the doors until the police arrive to arrest the offender.
who /callcentre/ here
kill me please