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pekne

I thought you were the workplace proxy guy

>only the finest gyppos get 8 years of hs
thisAlso I dunno about up there, but here the prestigious high schools are usually all 8 year ones

tanky

>slota thread
a glorious day

Nope, an immigrant from Oberungarn.

>gymnázium
>highschool
this meme has to stop
t. went to one

Slota was funny as fuck. Now we have tryhard Marián

Do we still have the 8 year high schools though? Or doesn't Viki want to end that?

Marian is unironically the better politician though, Slota provided just memes and bantz.

What a peasant.

POJDEME

Kotleba will amount to nothing and hes not funny at all

Guys let's post our pictures.

> implying the slavic nation isn't a tumor to begin with

Didn't he at least fix the budget in BB?

youtube.com/watch?v=0aR8bRZ9Yq0

rate me

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hi Amadeo Leandro

You look like a queer

Here gimnázium is normally 4, for some 5 years long (+1 year of just basically language learning), or 6/8 with an advanced curriculum. We just call everything gimnázium that is not a trade school.

ten outta ten

I see, how is life in burgerland

here every school is called gimnázium that you go to after primary

I just graduated from one, and I don't think so, he just wants to push vocationals

ďakujem priateľ

>how is life in burgerland

Hot.

>unironically living in arizona
you deserve it

yeah, I feel you

Rate me, am I beautiful? I hope so, also I'm a vegan and a feminist. Hope you are fine with that, if not, go oppress someone else.

Also, I'm a passionate Buddhist and do yoga.

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Do you see me complaining?

Pretty. Not beautiful. Eyes hard carry this girl

So i just read through Slota quotes on wikipedia and some of them gave me good laugh. Would translate it but i dont think they sound good in english and without context

See that tiny little fucking orange spot in Hungary.
Guess where I live

What kind of videos should I make for dem sweet youtube money?

Just lurk on Gamejolt a lot and play random jumpscare simulators as well as some early access survival games and shit literal meme games like I am Bread, the more you overreact and scream the more dosh you will get.

kotleba alebo slota?

Clickbait top 10s

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Slovaks get out.

Slota for memes.

why is javascript such a shit language

>for dem sweet youtube money?

if you are a transexual male > female, that might be a way to go, making kinda vlog, sort of. People would watch this shit, otherwise you are fucked.

you get out zhang, hungarian ethnicity doesnt exist

t. antifa

>1910

It looked like shit, but it was actually pretty good tbqh

nedame jidlo?

is that cigánska in american burger?

nope, I don't even think we have that here

cikány nežeru
hovězí maso, chilli-paprikové chutney, zakysaná smetana, chedar

Today i found out that i have partially Polish and partially German ancestry.

What do?

>Ostrava

Declare war on yourself.

Kill yourself.

Im afraid that I wont be able to prounce things and tgey will laugh at my czech accent

dunno why but this senile old fart makes me kek
youtube.com/watch?v=88pjIYj18cY

>tfw I am 1/16 Slovak

I got German and Russian. Wat to do

t. 1/16 human

;_;

That's good for you. Whoever wins, you'll be safe. :^)

>first minute
youtube.com/watch?v=TeGFQL1BqQw

no im not, mr no fun brigade

I am Greek

Would you date half slovak half finnish girl?

> German + Austrian = Pole
> Jew + Jew = Pole

Makes sense 2bh

oj vej!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobog
>The name is attested only among West Slavic tribes of the 12th century, hence it is speculated that he was not a very important or very old deity. Older scholarship assumed him to be the counterpart of Belobog.
>One historic source on Slavic mythology mentioning this god is the 12th-century Chronica Slavorum, a work written by German priest Helmold which describes customs and beliefs of several Wendish and Polabian tribes who were still pagans.
>exclusively Wendish mythology with clear analogies to based Zoroastrian mythology hailing from Sarmatia
MEANWHILE
>Chernobog is mentioned in several books in the Kate Daniels series by Ilona Andrews. Specifically the Russian Volvh is dedicated to Chernobog.
>In Pacific Rim (2013), there is a Russian mech, "Cherno Alpha", named after Chernobog.
>marvel.com/universe/Chernobog
>Chernobog was a powerful Russian god
I AM SICK TIRED OF THESE DUMB WESTERN FUCKS CONFUSING US WITH RUSSIAN SHITS
SALTY AF ATM

hi

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>slovak blood
nice

So basically you've discovered that you're Czech?

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assimilation 2bh
Austro-Hungarian officer who later served in 2RP army

>hohol last name
what do?

>old family friends have a daughter
>she is about 15
>see a pic while scrolling trough kikebuk
>think mmm nice
>it's here
>mfw

is the right hand your mothers side?

nah

>Chernobog
>literally "black god"

Ancient Wends confirmed for worshipping BBC

but we never fucking had him in our mythology retard what are you sperging out about?

right = male
left = female

I-I guess...

>mfw i exist
>mfw i am me

"The Slavs, too, have a strange delusion. At their feasts and carousals they pass about a bowl over which they utter words, I should not say of consecration but of execration, in the name of the gods — of the good one, as well as of the bad one — professing that all propitious fortune is arranged by the good god, adverse, by the bad god. Hence, also, in their language they call the bad god Diabol, or Zcerneboch, that is, the black god."
>worshipped
More like blamed everything that's bad on niggers, even though they didn't even know niggers existed

racist

tú by som jebal

Slovaks = Hungarians in denial
Hungarians = south Finns

she is full Finnish imho

>Perun and Veles
>bies (->biały) and czart (->czarny)
Of course we did

why? id fuck her and than dump her, how does it make me racist?

>I AM SICK TIRED OF THESE DUMB WESTERN FUCKS
You're also part of the Western World, Ivan

Unlike Britbongs who are not part of anything anymore...

>implying we're actually going to leave the EU
František pls

>fucking gook

You would willingly leave the Earth if Farage told you to do it.

is she cigány?

why would you think so?

Only the working class lad

she looks like white cigany

We aren't western you dumb fuck.

>cigany
>white

ye, you should know better, you are from cigany land

All of Europe is in the Western World

You're Western, m8

she also looks like a slav bydlo from Russia, is she a cam model on cb?

Yeah I bet Bulgaria and Ukraine are so western


fuck off britbong Brian McDonald O'Brian