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Terminal window appears for a split second then disappears
>he doesn't disable the terminal
Really faggot?
>hear beep
>computer isn't even on
>computer explodes
I hate when that happens
This has happened to me once or twice in the last few months but my AV shows nothing. Should I Boot N Nuke?
>put windows™ to sleep
>go to bed
>windows wakes up
this it happen twice this week very scary lah
>typing text
>popup dialogue appears suddenly and steals focus
>press return
ah beng gtfo
windows
>swear you see the mouse move
>I didn't bump it
>did I?
>Maybe I'm imagining things
>Swear it happens again
spooky, but it happens on GNU/Linux too, sometimes.
>tfw have amphetamine psychosis and still see things out the corner of my eyes that I think are bugs
uh... no?
Awww, is the little RMS dick-rider triggered? There there, it'll all be okay, just keep spouting your mouth like the dumb cunt you are.
>bs bs bs bs bs i have no proof bs bs bs bs bs
Jesus Christ. You okay man?
>proof of an incredibly rare occurance
show proof you have a penis
It's up to you to disprove it.
Then by that logic it's up to you to disprove the mouse doesn't automatically move on GNU/Linux on a very rare occasion. (once every fortnight)
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well, been using gahnuu for a good while now with both x and wayland and most of the de/wm s out there and have never seen anything like this so i can safely assume you're just making stuff up or your mouse is fugged
Suck a dick RMS. I know you're cramming spyware up my ass.
Assuming is not proving. I can safely assume you have no penis.
the prooving lies on you
Then it lies on you to prove you have a dick. And no, the one up your ass doesn't count.
>3am
>in bed just reading shit from my phone before i sleep
>cozy and quiet
>BLAHBALHALALHBLAH
>laptop starts blaring loud music
>scared
>little bit of pee leaks out of peepee
>turn off laptop and put it in my backpack
>change underwear and try to go to sleep
>change subject / slide topic / offend
>because i have no proof
>does the exact same thing
You bent nigger
you first then i'll show you my benis that you crave so much
>because you're such a dirty little faggot
But you said it's up to me to prove you have a dick, so it's on you to prove the random-mouse-input phenomenon. Stupid nigger.
>using a windows mouse under gnu+Linux
twist this more in your anus stupid nigger. it's up to you prove your claims YOU were first, stop sliding the subject
Guess you're preparing for prostate exams haha
and the penis crap was again made by YOU
Go fuck yourself
Worth the ban
>banned
Naw son
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>enter room from shower
>usb plug in sound