ITT you prove that your language isn't shit

ITT you prove that your language isn't shit

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It will be the next global language, so you see learning it.

Thank Mexico.

Wins all poetry contest

It inspired Elvish.

"Russian" isn't even a language, it's literally copy paste from all the worlds languages

wrong
Elvish is scandi

Everyone is posting it B)))

you all have to know it

>travel to foreign countries
>still hear people say "fuck" constantly

Curse words won the language war for English

English don't count. Sorry bongs

Fuck, cunt, shit and twat are some of the best.

Tolkiens Elvish has nothing to do with Germanic langs

Why you mong.

Fuck off
T. Tolkien pro

>English don't
Is it normal for a native to speake like that?

No

but if you're a nigga ....

You're pretty clueless for a self-proclaimed Tolkien pro

ey you don't got nothin a say 2 him m9, your not evn a nativ speeker

The main languages used as source for elvish tongues were finnish and gaelic, with gaelic more resembling sindarin, and finnish more resembling quenya (and numenorean)

It will dominate the world when the US collapses and Islam rises
Bi'iznillah

...

żbsz kurwa

Well sorry no numenorean , i got confused thinking about elendil's oath, which is not numenorean but actually quenya

/thread

>not having wowel harmony
shit

it sounds beautiful
youtube.com/watch?v=EDJ3A0fqY2M

I can't

you say a lot of greek words daily without even knowing about it

This

youtube.com/watch?v=MhdQ59LHorQ
ER STAAT EEN HUIS AAN DE GRACHT IN OUD AMSTERDAM
WAAR IK ALS JOCHIE VAN ACHT BIJ GROOTMOEDER KWAM
NU ZIT ER 'N VREEMDE MENEER IN 'T KAMERTJE VOOR
EN OOK DIE HEERLIJKE ZOLDER WERD TOT KANTOOR

if ur lang hasn't neutral gender it isn't a lang

I lied twice but im on an anonymous imageboard so it doesnt count

>spanish
>global language
>only spoken in the shittiest part of the world aka latin america, mexico, and spain
>global
>language
>spanish

pls m8

H O N
O
N

H O N
O
N

H O N
O
N

salut compatriote,
bien ou bien?

>having gendered nouns
garbage

Chechen language one of the most difficult languages to learn. It has very complicated grammar and pronunciation. When I speak Chechen more than 1 hour I get throat pain because of all those guttural sounds. It has only about 1 million speakers. Shit language obviously, but more than that Russian oppressors are trying to do everything they can that our language became extinct. They force us to use their absolutly unsuitable cyrillic alphabet. Using cyrillic for Chechen is the same as using Kanji for English.

Ayy hold up m8. Tolkien hated Gaelic just as much as he hated French, he considered them ugly languages. Sindarin was based on Welsh.

MUH DUAL
MUH SCHWA
MUH GENETIVE OF NEGATION
MUH NARROW AND WIDE VOWELS
MUH SEPARATE TERMS FOR PRACTICAL AND THEORETICAL KNOWLEDGE
MUH WORD WITH DIFFERENT ROOT FOR EACH TENSE AND ASPECT OF THE VERB 'TO GO'
MUH FIRST DOCUMENT IN MUH LANGUAGE FROM THE LATE 10TH CENTURY

Oh shit, I forgot

MUH PRESERVATION OF MUH ORIGINAL PRESLAVIC NOUN CLASSES & GENDER

The brothers Grimm, Martin Luther, Göthe, Brecht, Büchner, Fontane, Martin Heidegger, Friedrich Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Kästner, even Marx

yeah, right, people around the world say cunt and twat...
not...

I personally prefer Austrian literature

patrician af

but Austrians only have the belles lettres and not the philosophy

We do not bend verbs depending on subject.

I am - Jag är
You are - Du är
He/she/it is - Han/hon/det är
we are - vi är
you are - ni är
they are - de är

No exceptions.

that means it's shit sven

Niet Pekka, ei vittu

>having gendered anything
how very unprogressive

...

Yes, you're right. They do have some like Wittgensteinbut nothing as dense as the German one.

But, well, Hermann Broch makes up for this.

You are all speaking it.
No, it should be does not, but then again, everyone uses slang.

Germans are the most progressive cause they seemingly assign gender to words randomly.

(You)

>Handschuh
>hand shoe

Ironically we are two generations away form being a spanish speaking country, if we are not there already.

I can't, Russian is the language of the Gods

...

>Penisschuh
>penis shoe

The German language is simply amazing...

...

>Schweinswal
good job

I just can't imagine a russian saying "Aнглийcкий нe бyдy cчитaтьcя" instead of "Aнглийcкий нe бyдeт cчитaтьcя". It's so abnormal to skip conjugations for me so i don't beilive people with other native languages do it.

>not agglutinative
trash

youtube.com/watch?v=D8NED6-d488

It's great for poetry, if you can understand it. English poetry seems not as good.

Atleast you don't sound like a faggot when speaking it.

All major media is in English

hupikék törpikék

a-animu

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USA wins again.

töpörödött törpördögök :DDD

Rare

not even

Stop trying to fit in, newfag.

>Schweinswal
>porpoise
>"pig whale"

No, but he's a yank

cocô pipi pipi cocô

>Hablo el español con Dios, el italiano con las mujeres, el francés con los hombres y el alemán con mi caballo.

Falling that easy bait, i bet you came here last summer

I can't

Viet is actually awesome. I've heard it's extremely difficult for non natives though.
I love the writing

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meme song

Águas de março é melhor

your talking it atm

Isn't that English?

I can't. I speak shit.

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No, english is a conglomeration from 3 major sources, with small sprinkles of influence from the world over. Still you can find a lot of its origins present.

t. Nugget is an aussie abo word

I don't see a big difference between having to say {Pronoun + invariable verb} versus {pronominial-prefix + invariable verb stem}

Irish, the no bullshit, verb-first language of mythology, craic and shenanigans or the most cuck English dialect of all

There are no genders or conjugation, so that help. The hardest parts are pronunciation and the big vocabulary.

Moe characters speak Japanese.

We have elvish :3
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elfdalian

It's a fixed version of spanish

delet this!

>implying is not the retardized version of spanish

Because it's easy and cute and sound good.

It doesn't even feel offensive, it's simply wrong

>yfw every complex concept in the Russian language is a foreign word

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_literature
It's our world. You just live in it.

That's Icelandic m8