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/balt/

I tell you what mate, janny's not gonna like this one bit

>yanks don't like footy because they literally can't concentrate for 90 minutes

Fuck off eternal Germ

>March for Europe? Yeah you can keep on marching down to the channel tunnel there's the door lol

going to put his wife and daughter in a room like in room desu

Janny's gonna do his NUT in.

>Jeremy Corbyn’s aides are refusing to let Labour deputy leader Tom Watson hold a one-to-one meeting with him, claiming that Watson will try to “bully” the leader into resigning.

jesus christ jezza is a hostage

has janny gone to microwave his supper or something?

There's nothing to concentrate on

It's just running back and forth and not putting any points up

miss the toot man :(

Time to post your wrist and height measurements. Lets settle this once and for all.
Height - 184cm
Wrist - 6 inches

Ordinminthinfrapessimundecimable thread

>remongers

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>“We are not letting that happen. He’s a 70-year-old [sic] man. We have a duty of care … This is not a one-off. There is a culture of bullying. Maybe it’s a Blairite/Brownite thing.”

same

Looks he only deletes British posts

:(

Jezza's the one who's taken the Labour Party hostage, the cunt. Would honestly celebrate if he died horrifically right now.

Imagine if he was PM

>No Merkel you can't come in, Jeremy is tired and needs his nap

>not putting any points up

how do I get thick arms like this?
does he lift?

Reeee need to get rich lads.

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Hmmm
really thinking lads

my peter hitchens impression

[peter hitchens voice] uh uh uh uh uh uh the blairites from the labour party and the blairites from the conservative party should uh uh uh join up and make love

feels desu

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Next PM coming through

nah mate he came out the womb with big arms

you thick cunt

Might unironically re-sign up for Netflix as it's an easy way to watch stuff when I'm in bed, thoughts?

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listening to radiohead, thanks for birthing this band, britain

needs more thesaurus

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uh uh uh uh the mariagiwana is making the muslims bomb us uh uh uh uh

>"Put that down"
>"No"
Job done

Why are they there?

Fucking alpha male

>Tories have had 2(two) female PMs
>Labour have had 0(ZERO)

very progressive :^)

centenary of the somme

>the city of zaza

>there are people in britain RIGHT NOW who don't have a hdd full of porn and are NOT WORKING ON IT

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tummy

Who's that desu

>shame on you shame on you shame on you
>why
>fuck off
ah yes

Height - 182 cm
Wrist - 5.5''
Penis girth - 5.5''

Just last night I saw a lad on a lifting forum claim that his 6.5'' wrists were ''freakishly small''. His wrists are probably thicc compared to mine.

top kek
"you've stabbed us in the back my friend now fuck off"

Getting two new doggos, lads. Two brothers from the same litter, the skinny and long-limbed one we're naming Finn and the hench one we're naming Cormac.

why germanics girl are so degenerate?

>it's a manlet tries to convince /brit/ he's over 6'4 episode

gonna be howling at those dickheads who mocked me for hoarding porn when they have to sign in to pornhub with their debit card and then file a request with the home office to watch British BBW Rides BBC.mp4

I support womens sexual freedom to have sex with me desu lads

>leavescum vote out to stop immigration
>leaving will have literally zero effect on immigration

leavescum confirmed for lobotomised runt scrotes

Yes very concise points, well argued

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

Because it calls itself the Conservative party; if it called itself the Socialist Workers' Party, I wouldn't have anything against it. It's egalitarian, it's opposed to the maintenance to the married family, which is the absolute pillar of morale and social conservatism. It's opposed to national independence, completely wedded to our membership of the supranational European Union which robs us of sovereignty. It's got much more in common with the SWP than it has with Conservatism.

howling

nice

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quintessentially italian

ISN'T IT FUNNY

>was sitting in the last thread for about 10 mins wondering why it was quiet

fucking jannys and their inconsistencies

>be me
>student and a scholar
>build assault weapon out of brillo pads
>giant fag tries to attack me
guess what happens
you can't win

how you holding up lads

bit racist/islamophobic 2bh

alright mate, see how you do when I've smashed you in the bollocks then kick your head in with steel toe boots

WELL YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW

I also have a pet Finn and a pet Cormac I take around on a leash

They're quite well-behaved for Irishmen

can't wait for the match tonight lads, time's kickoff?

If the Conservative Party were your refrigerator, all your food would go bad. If it were your car or bicycle, you would be stranded by the side of the road. If it were your accountant, you would be bankrupt. If it were your lawyer, you would be in prison. If any consumer good, service or profession so consistently and predictably disappointed or failed in its ostensible main purpose, people would turn their backs on it. It would be overtaken, replaced and driven out of business by a better competitor.

thanks la x

howling, be sure to put them in a half-nelson when they misbehave

Tried to get into NBA 2k16

Stopped playing the game when I saw this cutscene

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He's a contemptible shit-stabber

>there are people itt right now who wouldn't give away their souverignty for a 1,4% raise
how stupid can you be?

Lads, I am anorexic.To try and help myself I spent the last 4 hours compiling a ranking of chocolate bars, do you want to discuss this further? I find it replaces eating in a way. A (v) indicates that I find it easier to vomit after eating one, it is a parody of the v for vegetarian on restaurant menus. A (rb) indicates that I rub my belly after eating to shame myself. This is a parody of the v for vegetarian on restaurant menus. A (h) indicates I feel happy and not suicidal after eating one.

Aero Mint
Lion Bar (v)(rb)
Kit Kat Chunky (v)(rb)
Mars Bar Classic (v)
Milky Way Crispy Rolls
Kinder Maxi
Terrys Chocolate Orange bar
Double Decker (v)
Crunchie (rb)
Galaxy Ripple
Toffee Crisp (v)
Kinder Bueno (rb)
Snickers (v)(rb)
Milka Plain (v)
Galaxy
Lidl Fin Carre Dark (rb)
Mars Extra Choc (rb)
Regular Aero
Maltesers Teasers
Yorkie Bar plain (rb)
Freddo (h)
Wispa
Bounty (rb)
Flake
Picnic (v)(rb)
Twix
Curly Wurly (v)
Plain Kit Kat
Milky Way
Boost Bar (v)
Dairy Milk
Animal Bar (h)
Dairy Milk Caramel (v)
Chomp (v)
Daim (v)(rb)
Frys Peppermint Cream
Topic
Fudge
Twirl
Toblerone (v)
Milky Bar
Bourneville (rb)
Frys Chocolate Cream
Drifter
Turkish Delight (v)(rb)

Can you imagine if Wales and Iceland made it to the finals. Literally the two underdogs of the tournament making it to the end. I really hope it happens.

Have absolutely no desire to keep on living past...
*glances at Wallace & Gromit calendar*
...the 22nd of July.

Will sorting coke make me good at business lads?

>I expected it to be an awkward experience to share a hotel room with Christopher, but I thought he would have at least grown out of the escapades of his youth. I was wrong.

>At half past one he entered the room and turned on the lights, drunk from whiskey and with his arm around a Somali woman. "How does it feel, Peter?" he asked. "First you lost your Empire, and now millions of foreigners are coming in, destroying everything you once held dear, and now your own brother is cuckolding you"

>He gave her a quick few slaps on the arse before entering her. The thrusting was done with no sound or grimace, only the cold dead stare of his eyes into mine. At that moment I knew that my immoral atheist brother had defeated me. I was a cuckold. And I was aroused.

You've mixed up Anorexia and Bulimia

Anorexia is where a person starves themselves Bulimia is the throwing up one

me on the left

sell me this pen

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if you haven't got a stationery drawer or cupboard you're basically a child

Yep

Stella Creasey is such a lovely bird

blairite red tory

she's a contemptible swine but I would stuff it up her shitpipe in a heartbeat

Fucking love are Katie
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Watching tng, slightly aroused by tasha.

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cute

doing a morris dance

This man comes up to your gf in the club and smacks her on the arse. What do you do?

She's so youthful and fertile, ripe for impregnation.

Would the owner of the Chris Tarrant/we don't want to give you that/cheque hand gimmick please resume his duties as soon as possible

If not I will take on the rights to this gimmick as stated under gimmick law

is that assad?

probably break his hand cos my gf doesn't have a bum as everyone always likes to point out