Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Sweden

お疲れ様でした

should I learn japanese

ちなみにノロッコ号がベスト号

K A R E N

otu

Karen desu?

北海道東部はコンビニも夜9時で閉まるような本当に何もないど田舎だけど、自転車とかバイクで走るとめっちゃ気持ちいい。

German is what you should learn.

こんにちは黄色の日本人はのは、一緒にバンザイを見張るを遊ばせて!

That language is way to complicated random and useless. Japanese is the better option desu

alle deutschen sind homosexuallen

But he is a future German.

Natürlich guck dir unsere Geburtenrate an

Yeah but he doesn't need to learn German for that

いいないいな~
そういう北の田舎が実家の人ってマジで羨ましい・・・!

>コンビニも夜9時で閉まる
コンビニの魅力を知らないからなぜど田舎になるのかわかりません

>自転車とかバイクで走るとめっちゃ気持ちいい。
tfw自転車に乗れない
tfw運転できない

everybody in germany speaks english
there is not reason to learn german
also the german language makes your brain racist

como espanol

If you learn German, you can talk to cute German girls though, and earwig on them too.

ñを使ってください

I have to press the button 4 seconds on my mac. too long for a reply to Peru

>cute German girls
I don't want to break it to you but...

post your mum
i'll rate

>cute German
yeah she has nice boobs

You can't hide them from me, I've seen Lena, I know there's more.

ficki-ficki muschi-muschi!

it's like these people want to commit social suicide

なんなのそれ? 日本人の恋歌?

もう普通のイスラム教徒も嫌いになった

計画通り

イスラム化日本はいつ?

多分pussy

冗談じゃないよ

絶対に無いw
今更あんなに土人になれないよ

>普通のイスラム教徒
そもそも普通のムスリムとは何でしょうか?

人を殺さないイスラム教徒。
テロを行わないイスラム教徒。
・・・よく解らないが。
宗教で他人に迷惑かけないイスラム教徒。

イスラム教に信じない人間の首を切らないムスリムなんだろう

>宗教で他人に迷惑かけないイスラム教徒
彼らなりの食材を用意しないだけで文句言いだすので、他人に迷惑を全く与えない人は存在しないんじゃないですかね(真顔)

カナダのコンビニってpm11:00になると閉店(終わる)のか
知らなかった

弁当を教えないといけませんね(白目)
ベジタリアンとはまた違った鬱陶しさだ。

コンビニはあんまりない
そして閉店は普通の店のように6pmのところで閉店(close)

in 2 months a container will arrive to me
that container carry around 160 000 units of small crafts for childrens
each single craft unit comes with a sticker that shows my wechat account
so for this christmas , kids on the whole country will receive a gift that promotes wechat instant messaging

Im so happy about this, at least I did my part to bankrupt the fagoot zuckerberg

え、6時に終わるのか
夜中コンビニでエッチな本買えないじゃん!
なんて国だ

サンタクロースや

...

食事絡みの怨みはすごいからね しょうがないね

We'll meet again one day, isac.

釣りのお土産に鯛をもらった。
これからさばいて、今日は昼から酒飲む予定。
絶対イスラム教徒になれない自信がある。

あいつ友達を作られないので友達を買おうとしているかもw

Did you meet him?

悟空ブラックやばかったな

I feel jealous when other people use d.va
why is my brain doing this

>エッチな本
それもない

ええな

Only on the internet, before he was taken from us.

why aren't you using d.va

(・∀・)イイネ!!
鯛の口の中に虫がいるか見て!
大抵居るらしいよ。
シャコのミニミニ版みたいな奴


じゃあ、何か楽しい事は?魚釣り?

What do you think about Yukio Misima?

日本のhentaiは世界中の青少年を堕落させる

of course I am but other people use her too
it's like in that Weezer song "no one else"

Does anyone want to have a pokemon battle with me?

yes. I have Pokemon X for 3ds
I have many traded Korean Pokemons
I'm serious

罪深しエロ産業

俺のチンコと戦え
何を言っているんですか

Friend code?
I'm in the middle of a battle now so I don't know mine. I'll post it in a few minutes

つまんないよ

wait I have to find my 3ds
I haven't played it since it was released

ポケモンだけ
今日はポケモンチンポはいらない

コンビニで?何もない
コンビニはガソリンの部分を除いてガソリンスタンドみたいのところ

oh no bad Idea
you can see my name and everything then
it's too risky

What are you talking about?
Did you make your mii with your full name? I only see your nickname you game your mii
and your character's name in the game.

>Playing a more-or-less online game with your real name
Why do you do this?

yes but my character's name is my real name
too risky. you have to understand me. you know my posts

Dude fuck you what are you even talking about?
Are you the koreaboo?
If so I wish you hadn't responded you troll. I got my hopes up.

Who names their character their own first and last name?
Seriously go fuck yourself you're a dick :(

I really wanted to play with you. I'm playing it right now. sorry

It's okay, user. I'm sure you'll find other people to play against.

へぇ、知らなかった
日本のコンビニは、生活に必要なものは衣服以外なら
大抵入手できるからなあ

only first name but I know you would bully me with it in this thread then

I think 5yo children name their character their own name.

I wouldn't have. I bet you don't even have the game.
But if you were worried about being bullied before I'm gonna bully you 10 times as hard.

This
I played pokemon red with my real name

Yeah well we already know he's a bit special

his name is muhammad or ahmed.

I don't know if he has that game
But he seems he like video games
He talked about old games and he likes Game center CX

>生活に必要なものは衣服以外
ここもそうだけど、日本みたいに豪華じゃない
日本の7-11規模大きさは知らないけど
7-11とガソリンスタンドの物品はほぼ同じ。

why do you talk like this
this is why fags and trips aren't liked by anyone

バンクーバーの市街地じゃなくて、田舎に住んでるの?

He is insane but a good writer.

田舎に住むとコンビニ一つも見えないと思うけど

Indeed
He is rather crazy but also write god tier novels

why do I have to deliver before you believe me
I'm an honest person. You are always mean to me but I support you japs by buying your games
also r8 my gr8 collection m8

Americans talk like that. It's not problem of fags or trips.

i've never seen an american flag on Sup Forums talk like that.
he's literally whining like a little girl

I took out my anger at you by wrecking some scrub who was using a team of only legendaries.

>I love Peru
Good
You guys can be good friends

I think that's just your imagination. You want me to be a little girl, that's all.