Why do you love the French?

Why do you love the French?

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I don't fuck off

I don't, but I love Emy.

So you fuck on? XD

Basée Emy

Because of Sharon Lee desu

Alizée

Meh.

i dont

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w-who's that ?

I like us because culturally speaking we are standing in the middle ground

not as fucked up as Americans, rigid as Germans, split like Brits or as poor as other latin countries.

It has its downsides though but overall I love this place, since I live in the countryside

WHAAAAAT !?

WTF I support Russia now

France's finest

So this is the famous Emy ?
Who is she ?

By Sup Forums standard, she's italian.

They're the most stubborn and ignorant bastards in the world bar none.

>Who is she ?
Perfection in female form.

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Une blogueuse et Youtubeuse peh mon gars
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Is this a bad thing ?

>not as fucked up as Americans, rigid as Germans, split like Brits or as poor as other latin countries.
tip baguette
frogeaters are extremely arrogant as usual
that's why you are not likeable around the world

au contraire mon ami

are you that fucking desperate virgin cuck? she's at the very best can pass as 5.5/10
although brit females are pretty ugly so I can understand this fascination to a degree

Thanks

Feminist ? SJW ? Lesb ?

I bet her pussy is hairy

No one cares, soon everything will be dead and forgotten.

for our loanwords...i guess?

J'pense pas qu'elle soit lesbo, elle est probablement bi mais oui elle est féministe et sjw. :3

>are you that fucking desperate virgin cuck? she's at the very best can pass as 5.5/10
Reevaluate your taste in women.

:333333

À la poubelle ça va.

She's a blue-haired woman.

Make your own conclusions about her mental health.

>blue hair

Feminist tier. Markiplier tier. Kill it with fire.

Un peu de respect user

>that's why you are not likeable around the world

I Went to many different Countries and never felt any sort of resentment coming from the locals when they knew about my nationality, It was quite the contrary actually.
Especially in your country.

You know, there's this imaginary place in your head, and then there's reality.

>she's at the very best can pass as 5.5/10

'non'

Emy comes in all different colours.

damn those fingers.... now i want hot dogs
>hurr durr look at me i'm manic pixie like that shitty character from eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

France is so fucking aesthetics

You love the French because you love their food.

Mieux.

You've misjudged Emy, she's no manic pixie dream girl.

She's simply a cute girl just trying to get by in a crazy world.

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>You know, there's this imaginary place in your head, and then there's reality.
hahaha fucking idiot.
I've worked in lab with 2 french researchers both returned back to yurop because they were arrogant and unable to teamwork because of the superiority complex, and in result failed to provide any credible results of their shitty research on visual cortex.

Do you agree?

No. Fromage and Farage.

You certainly got us mapped out there friend.

ngl solid 11

>I know how the French behave, I met two of them once.

kek

>I met two ppl so let me tell you about your country

I also like your way of calling people "fucking idiot" or "shitty" before lecturing them on the evils of arrogance

I wouldn't want to work with Americans either

What are you doing in a lab, scrubbing the toilets bowls or some shit like that?

wtf happened to her eyes?

nothing? idk

youtube.com/watch?v=p0kyuQ14skg

implying you guys are totally not arrogant in france hehehe
you probably not even noticing how you radiating those negative vibes
I've travelled for several month across france and you dummies giving attitude daily even in fucking customer service. and your english is pretty bad too

They're not blue anymore

Agreed Nigelino

software engineer for science data

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Good taste, user.

I'm going to save this Emy.

Fuck the french they come over here and chase our ducks, not even fucking abos are that bad.

They're the most powerful race in the world.

>can't handle the bantz
>"and you d-don't even speak m-my language, how d-dare you"

Not sure about your countries obsession with white sheets though...

We botched a lot of things for such a powerful race though.

>failed to colonise the world when Spain and England were pushing hard
>failed to establish a European empire with Napoléon
>failed to keep the EU French-dominated (now it's basically the Fourth Reich with English ideas, language and law)

We fail at everything pêh.

Our only advantage during the old times was that we were far more numerous than everyone else in Europe (French population as late as 1800: 30 million, against only 10 million for UK).

We didn't use this huge advantage to conquer the world. Now we don't even have this advantage anymore. USA outnumbers us. And USA doesn't hesitate to conquer the world, unlike us.

TL;DR we're eternal cucks

Emy is cute but she's a tumblr feminist retard desu.

She cares about the world and about animals.

It's really not such a terrible thing, despite differences of opinion.

Saving this image if you don't mind.

I'm always happy to share Emys with Emy aficionados.

I like her hat

Can French make French great again? No immigrants, just tourist? Because I want to experience something like this: youtu.be/siW-wd3HeIs
(I'm just visiting, not staying)

where's the video with bananas guys

I like her everything.

>no immigrants, just tourist
tourists are the only reason why this city is shit 2bh

No, it's too late

youtube.com/watch?v=JfkDzXuWhkk

the french are too apathetic imo

I would do anything for such a lovely girl :3

Soon, user. Soon.

Fuck this video breaks my heart. "N'était qu'un sublime cliché", that disappointment in her voice. A lot of Parisians are annoyed by tourists, but I love them. I wish they could have the best time possible here. I love Paris and France, and I want them to love it too.

I watched a report recently on how tourism is in free fall everywhere in France because of the attacks, it hurt just as bad.

That's a good thing

Cuz fries

Because they have a nice language, food, history, country etc.
I started learning French because I want a French wife tbvh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

putain, mdr ptdr
ROFLTACO HAHHAHAHAHA

I know this looks like I'm being a mocking cunt, but you really made me laugh with the

>a la poubelle :3

Fuck that made me lol

I find her qter in this pic rather than the ones with the blue hair

What's wrong with you, user

I just wanted to show you how thankful I was, Pierre. :(
Really made me lol.

y tho

user you're creepy

what is there to love?

pierre, tu est sexy

donne moi la D

> t. Muhummad Habibi Al-Parisi

Why didn't they have stronger fortifications along Belgium?

Not to offend Belgian authorities so they go nazi like. that's the error of the maginot line. also, thinking they couldn't make it through the ardennes

>t. Li Yinwei

>i will never be french
>we were almost ruled by an emperor appointed by the based french and we fucked it up
>we would speak beautiful french instead of disgusting spanish by now
that's why mexicans cant have nice things

We joined WWI because of the Belgian and you got invaded in WWII because of the Belgian, there is a problem that needs to be erased from Europe. Its' call the eternal Belgian.

France is my favourite country.

French people are also the best posters on this website, and the best people in real life.

My military buddies hates them for some reason but I think they are cool guys.
>tfw video games always leave you out

Bloke with the Union flag on his back thinking he's fucking Captain Britain or some shit.

Reminds me of the pure English rose Lucy Boynton.

Bump

well you only failed to colonise because France isn't such an unimaginable shithole like England

chin up buddy