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wonder how long this one will stay up edition

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Just made the r9k britfeel thread lads

hahaha he's gonna FREAK

JANNY'S NUT STATUS: OFFICIALLY DONE IN

thread's slow today, usually it fills with non brits

Why don't you fucking idiots ever consider Janny's nut before making threads??

Maximum autism.

he was a LOT funnier before he got married.

Makes you think.

Had a dream in which I was the Prime Minister and I made a threatening yet loving speech to the people of Scotland a day before another independence referendum.

Any fellow Middle Angles here?

Feels good being the master race

did you fuck a pig

any of you spazs do martial arts of some kind? theyes honestly really cool

Yeah I was Corbyn and my gf was Dianne Abbott.

goodbye cruel world

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Bump this thread first please

Daily reminder the reason Cameron held the referendum was so he would be remembered as the prime minister that ruined the country rather than the prime minister that shagged a pig.

The world isn't cruel, you're just too weak

Australians and New Zealanders are jf right?

He actually intended to lose the Scottish referendum so it would distract historians from how much f a cunt he is.

That depends. As fast as you can give your definition of "spacker" without googling it.

>Has no job
>has no car
>still lives with parents 25+
>has no ambition
>has no hobbies
>has bad personality
>doesn't groom self
>doesn't shower daily
>is in bad shape
>has no friends
>dresses like his mum buys his clothes
>takes drugs

If any of these are you, you literally have NO REASON to complain about having no GF, simply fixing these issues increase your chance of getting a GF by AT LEAST 70%

Lads I went to this site and some things I didn't want to pop up popped up. Is this site safe or is it infested with viruses? Please I must know.

http:// scot . tk / snpset . htm

>spacker
too easy

should be something like flid

Thank you yankie

Please don't do it, be my friend instead

if you are going flid you may as well go the whole hog and use joey.

Really makes you think

this frankly speaking

cup of concrete needed

Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor

Do not upset him as he now has power over us

>joey
perfect

NA NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA

HEEEEEEEY

ADIOS

>Thaianon
Thaianonalol
Thaianondrone
Thaianonzepam
Thaianonium

Could be a new set of pharmeceuticals

NA NA NA NA

Westy!

A spack

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuh

What popped up?

Wrong answer. Took you forever and you merely shortened the original word. You will be confirmed a JF unless you tell us what Flid and Joey mean.

I gotta condition called mycoxafloppin

>Joey

Ne'er heard this before desu

lads I cant do this

I cant stay awake for another 12 hours

I'm fucked lad lost my job and at this rate am going to be homeless. got nothing left, and I'm so scared tb.h

Ah the Chinese Disease, or Kok Hang Lo Syndrome as its also known. Tragic.

Fucking took me right back to my childhood there lads.

You need to be at least 18 to use this site lad, even a SFW board such as Sup Forums.

Either you're too young or we're too old.

I was homeless for a bit, its horrible but you get a surprising amount of help. Why are you going to be homeless? Can you not get help now?

>we're too old.
sssshhh, they dont know we are here and they get embarrassed when they find out.

Strewth, I have slow internet and have already used all my data you cunt

Hey nigga, you can go to public housing and grab a literal shit job. You'll be with niggas and criminals but you can survive. I did it. You can do it. Don't lose hope

I can assure you I'm of age, lad

Just never heard it round here
I've heard "Spacker", "Flid" and "Scoper" though

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lads before I leave singapore waters give me a quick (You)

(You)

Joey, as in Joey Deacon the scoper spacker flid that was on BP.

>Scoper
thats a modern one, invented by Jimmy Carr about 10-15 years or so ago. Joey was once used by every kid in the nation but it was a fucking long time ago.

haven't paid rent because I don't have the money for it. Haven't got any immediate family left. Lost parents in a car accident almost 2 decades ago.
is that a life worth living user. literally terrified I'm a manlet pasty white kid, how on earth do I survive there

WAHEY

Nonce any kids?

>inb4 thai deletes his own post as a false flag

Trust no one

Question everything

Disregard Thai Traitors

Closer to 20 years ago you bampot.

>give a girl my premium line
>it goes over her head

>Hong Kong

thats where i'm heading next, spooky af desu

time flies eh

Never watched Blue Peter really
Mostly stuff like Cartoon Network

ahoy hoy?

paki pride

>FUNNY ISN'T IT?

>WHEN I FIRST CAME TO THIS THREAD 17 MINUTES AGO AND DECLARED I WANTED TO LEAVE A MOVEMENT TO GET THE JANNY OUT OF /BRIT/ YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME

>WELL I HAVE TO SAY YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE YOU?

>Cartoon Network
Lad what we're talking about is older than Cartoon Network.

>Watching yank trash

wait she got it and she's telling me to 'come get it'

good post
wahey

>someone just called me out on some shit but was dead wrong about it
One of us had to be wrong, way I see it, might as well be you.

Leave Janny alone he's a top lad

Go to audible.com to get your free audio book.

This week I'm recommending.. uh, the bible.

audbible amirite

>hotel room has minibar
>stuff in there costs 2 times more than in a shop 3 min away
>drink everything in a minibar
>buy same drinks in the nearest shop and replace them
Scammed them for like 20$.
Rate.

just doxxed thainonce, he's as disgusting as I thought he'd be lads

Been noticing Audible shilling on a lot of big YouTube channels lately

still awake

chuck us the deets

oops I've fucked it

Hope it's better than last time when I turned out to be a literal boxer.

>inb4 thai's gookposting suspiciously avoids deletion

Really makes you think

Got an interview in the morning

Shitting bricks lads

I love sushi

My Irish gf just found all my cuckold porn lads

nice lad. WHy are you at a hotel? On a vaycay? where you staying?

I think I was more happy tonight than I have been in years, I got drunk and played huniepop, willy in hand.

Opinions on this?

Waheyy

Lads on youtube how the fuck do you see if someone replied to your comment?

you turn on email notifications

The avatar in the top corner and your google+ account will pop up a notification

Nothing in settings about that I just scrolled through an old video and had 6 replys and never got notifications for any of them

How old are the replies

two days ago

Then clearly your settings are wrong

Actual racists OUT!

Content of character > Colour of skin

>bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36686361

>youtube.com/watch?v=5TcWunHOqlc

remember when youtube wasn't so confusing?

I don't understand people, did she like my comment or not? She laughed but told me to fuck off. Fuck her.

That black literally isn't an immigrant though

Sup lads
How's it hanging?

>browse /an/
>post about slavery on youtube
>don't know how to work social media notifications
>block screen name but not video url

What sort of weirdo are you?

limp and shriveled

slightly to the left ahahahahhahaah