This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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乙
First 4 denmark!
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乙乙乙乙乙
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乙
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こんにちは
乙だぜ!マジで乙だ!OTUKARESAMAなんだよ!
乙つってんだろうがこのやrrrrrっろう
>Print out 50 fake love letters
>put them in pink envelopes
>sneak in to jap school
>put them in random shoe lockers
r8 my plan
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余裕のget
>first he moves to thailand
>now he's sneaking into schools
Jesus you really are a nonce
10/10
HAHAHAHA何やってんだよ
バカみてぇだ
ワロタじゃねぇか
乙
Business plan:
>Learn Japanese.
>Move to Japan.
>Become a comedian.
>Simply steal and translate stuff from English comedy.
Could this work? Or in this globalised world is every joke ever translated into another language? Like for instance this is Japanese version of
English joke about Irish people:
>Have you heard about the Korean who fell out the window while he was ironing curtains?
wwwwwwwwwwwww
おまえさあwwwwwww
3510
If you can translate jokes into Japanese and they're still funny, you deserve all the money you wrongfully earn.
Veggie broke up with takahiro?
it wouldn't work, japs are so retarded that their comedy goes something like this
>Hey this umbrella is blue
>NO IT'S GREEN YOU IDIOT!
This is what japs unironically find funny, they don't use sophisticated wit and sarcasm like the western world does, their robotic brains can't comprehend it.
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>3510
これはなんだい
Would that example I gave work?
google atsugiri jason
also comedy here is shit so it should be no problem. although maybe some jokes won't translate. And Japanese like to hear about how great Japan is
No it wouldn't
Why are there no Japanese cuties in Toronto? They can't hide from me, the ldwt. Large Dick Wide Testicles.
逆に日本からカナダ行ったコメディアンは佳奈美
逆に
いやもういいや自殺の時間だ
>atsugiri jason
you mean the guy who is laughed AT? poor guy, he makes a living out of being laughed at by japs, it's like living in a zoo
>Hey son, look at this foreigner, isn't he funny!!
いってらー
みごと
なーんてな
captchaを入力しようとコメ欄に書き込んだ
死ぬなら俺に全財産くれよ
eeeeee
matamata
Fucking really? Are Koreans targets of jokes in Japan? How about this:
>I told my Korean friend that I'm thinking of getting a labrador
>He said; are you crazy!? Haven't you seen how many Labrador owners go blind?!
veggie
What job do you do?
Fine. Don't answer my legit question you jerks. Answer this 1 then; what the hell happened to the gaming industry in Japan? I grew up idolizing them. Capcom, Konami. Now Japan has less than a handful of developers who actually know and care about how to make a game.
乙π
なんじょるのfagは、今季は何を観る?
中継してね
Does edgy political humour exist in Japan? Like, could I make some controversial joke about Israel/Palestine?
>「犬」と「太」は同じ見えるよね
>関係があるはずだ
>犬を食べると太るってことか!
>誰がこの漢字を発明した、韓国人かよおお!
>ワイ・ジャパニーズ・ピーポー!!!
I am the next Atsugiri Jason
rewriteの初回1時間スペシャルを見たけどなにがなんだかわからなかったw
日本のゲーム産業は、お前らが正規品を買わないから
衰退した
おめえずいぶんいい調子だけど
Why do you know a kind of 'japanese mode'?
思い入れの強さが普通じゃないw
あ、死ぬ前に復活の呪文メモしとけよ
冬の夜 普段よりちび おちんちん
これで、オーストラリアから再開できるから
Anyone finished taking the JLPT today?
(;´∀｀)ha....ha....ha.....
任天堂、まだ強い
俺もあれはわからん
ベルセルクは原作の雰囲気は出ている
ただ、3D多用には馴染めない
鹿児島県人かもしれん
A Korean guy said it had been too easy and he should have taken N1 in the previous thread.
...
日本兄ちゃんたち
この鳥、知る?
>And Japanese like to hear about how great Japan is
So it wouldn't go well if I talked about how much of a travesty Japanese comedy is?
超大型のセキセイインコ
インコだろ
maybe Im not that good
>冬の夜 普段よりちび おちんちん
ww
俺の俳句が歴史に残ったか・・・
これで幸せのまま死ねるぜ ~
Please answer my questions about Japanese comedies you fucking runts.
Thai-flag was abandoned by Japanese girl once.
He is a poor man. sorrow, pity, compassion....
食べるなよ
Been travelling Japan for 7 months and I hate their social culture, because they have none, because they all cuck each other
>learn japanese
>move to japan
>learn how to speak japanese
>make friend
>manzai
>supreme comedy
>big bucks
>appear on tv show
>「超外人さん!」
おまんこ舐めたいなー
あの時の前に、「いただきます!」を忘れな
...
小さいちんちんは
天国にいける
文句言うためだけにスレに来る外国人なんやねん
かまってちゃんか
お前らみんな女子中学生か
>they all cuck each other
wut
...
その(You)を俺にくれよ……
ｳ ｺﾞ ｸ ﾅ !
>61617027
(me)
>61617027
(who)
ムラムラ~
お前のフェチは何ですか?
暑すぎて溶けるわ
なんだコレ
だらしないチンコが暑さで益々だらしない
普通に入れたいなぁ
今日野広島は本とに暑い,くそ!
いい天気フェチ
鍛えろ
雨フェチ
アメリカ女子が好きなの?
腰がいてーよ
ひどい
アメリカバーガーが好き
ラジオ体操をサボるの結果
アメリカ男子が好きなの?
( ･ิω･ิ)
アイスクリーム大好き
佳奈美のかたくななまでの西洋人女嫌いがよくわからんけど、
佳奈美は西洋人と結婚するんだろうなと予想
日本女子が好き
>女子中学生か
それはあんまりだ
いいとこ6~7才の小学生児童だ
これ、お前のスレとちゃうか?
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愛液の匂いは人によって違うが
杏子の臭いは似ていると思う
せやで
FREEZEがわからなくて
射殺された日本人留学生がいた
どんな雨が好き
what kind of rain is your favorite?
使い過ぎ
Dickに塗って食べてみる?
かわいい女子なら何人でもみんな好きだよ正直
がいいこと言った !!
結婚は論理的に無理
いえ、スレを立ってても誰もレスしないから
any kind of rain is good rain
もうイスラム教徒は日本から出ていってくれ
穏健も過激も関係ない
おまえらとは決して相容れることはない
出ていってくれ
ネタフリしてる間に
なんでその曲知ってんだww
Fuck off jew
I suddenly got flight to Japan as a gift from my father, dated to month from now.
He just told me to have fun, but one thing he did ask me is to take pictures of Japanese architechture while I'm visiting. Nothing large scale, but rather normal people houses since he owns small construction company.
What are good places to visit to get nice photographs of stuff like that, and how agreeable would people be to getting pictures of their houses taken? Just outside, not inside the place.
Job isn't really a problem since I work remote, but how good are hotels and like with providing Wi-Fi?
Cute black girls
Cute white girls
Cute Asian girls
All of them are mine!!
なんのことかな
>All of them are mine!!
聖闘士星矢の父親かお前は
no rain, no rainbow
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じゅりー