The Polish language

>the Polish language

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>Indo-European languages

Polish genuinely reminds me of turkic.

Did someone say kot?

кoт?

>finland talking shit on someone else's language

hahahah

You are an idiot.They are speaking a variation of slav and i can understand half the words without learning polish.

Stimmt

>aryan language
>not glorious altaic steppe warrior speech
lütfen kendinizi öldürün

Sorry, we dont speak Mordor

>tabliczka jest po polsku a druga jest po angielsku
I don't understand much of the whole paragraph but this phrase it was made to be a language sample

this phrase implies*

Russia has more "y" and "u" sounds

Polish has more "z" and "w" sounds

Amirite?

A-BOOPITY BOPPITY PIZZA SPAGHETTI BONJOURNO BEEPITY LAMBORGHINI LUIGI
I-A LIVE WITH MY A-GRANDMOTHER AND I AM 30 YEARS OLD MAMMA MIA

kek'd a little

>speaking a language so backward that you can actually have competitions on the ability to spell a word based on its pronunciation

Imædjin if Engglish wuz rit'n dhu wé it saundz

Doesn't digraphs such as sz, cz look based?

True. Its really simple text

Looks like some text for someone learning Polish.

Polish doesn't have a "w" sound.
"Sz" doesn't have a "z" sound in it.
"j" is English "y"

Oh, I forgot, ł is the "w" sound.

looks like old english

You can't just throw away a long literary tradition, you know? It doesn't work like that.

I was concerned by the lack of butthurt Poles, thank you for reassuring me.

>speaking a language so backward that you need a special alphabet to write it

It sounds nice to me, like a gentler dialect of russian, at least when women speak it.

>like a gentler dialect of russian
No, no just no.
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Yes. Sounds very russian m8

Suomen kieli on kaunis kieli, paitsi yhdysvaltalaisille kielitaidottomille purilaisille :D

How come Polish is so easy to understand when written, but when Polak speaks polish I can't make a shit out
of it no matter how hard I fucking try.

>russian dialect
Just no.
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>his alphabet is so cucked that he has to add different shit above the old letters instead of making up new ones

All slav languages are dialects of russian.

forgives Italian, I'm Poland.
I come to study clothing and fashion at the Italian University. I'm here a short time and I am the very difficult stress. I'm gay too, and this is very difficult for me, I am very religious person. I never act to be gay with other men before. But after I am in Italy six weeks I'm with my friend he is gay too. He was showing me the Italian fashion and then there are kiss.
Wwe sex together. I never before have I to tell my mother about gay because they are very ashamed. As I Fock this Italian guy is very good for me, but even I'm feeling so guilty. I feel extreme guilt as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I take my phone and call Mother in Poland. she gets up. It 's too late to stop so I'm Cumming sex. I'm very upset and guilty and cry, then his scream, "I AM CUM sex" (in Poland). You said what? I say "I AM CUM sex" and she say boy, do not you get married Italian girl, and I say "NO ARE CUM sex with the man, I'm in ASS, I cum in her ASS" and my mother was very angry at me. You do not get scared though.
Hanging up the phone and I'm very embarrassed. My friend also he is very embarrassed. I'm guilty and I feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I have with the gay man? But I keep because when splashing feels very well in Italian Job.

Polish is a phonetic language/writing unlike English or French.
Drown yourself.

perdona italiano, io sono la Polonia.
vengo a studiare vestiario e di moda presso l'Università italiana. io sono qui poco tempo e io sono lo stress molto difficile. io sono gay anche, e questo molto difficile per me, io sono molto religione persona. Non ho mai agire in modo da essere gay con altri uomini prima. Ma dopo che sarò in Italia 6 settimane io sono il mio amico insieme lui è gay anche. Era mi mostra la moda italiana e poi ci sono bacio.
Wwe sesso insieme. Non ho mai prima d'ora sono dire a mia madre circa gay perché sono molto vergogna. Come ho Fock questo ragazzo italiano è molto buono per me, ma anche io sto sentire così in colpa. Mi sento in colpa estremo mentre inizio orgasmo. Mi sento così in colpa che mi prendo il mio telefono e chiamare Madre in Polonia. lei mi sveglio. E 'troppo tardi per fermare in modo da sto Cumming sesso. Sono molto turbato e colpevole e piangere, quindi il suo urlo, "IO SONO CUM dal sesso" (in Polonia). Ha detto che cosa? Dico "IO SONO CUM dal sesso" e lei dico ragazzo, non ti sposi ragazza italiana, e dico "NO SONO CUM dal sesso con l'uomo, io sono in ASS, mi sperma in ASS" e mia madre mi ha molto arrabbiato . Non Lei avere paura però.
Riaggancio telefono e sono molto imbarazzo. Il mio amico anche lui è molto imbarazzo. Sono colpa e mi sento molto stupido. Mi chiedo, perché devo gay con l'uomo? Ma io continuo perché quando schizzare si sente molto bene in culo italiano.

Shut the fuck up you piece of shit Polish swexpat I hope you fucking die
Dont reply to my posts or my wifes sons posts ever again.

You gotta be fucking retarded.

wtf nippon

xD

>dhu = the
what
at the very least bring thorn back for the "th" sound if you don't like using "th" for that sound

>Shut the fuck up you piece of shit Polish swexpat I hope you fucking die
Why so mad pepik?
>wife
>son
Aren't you imagining things?

You are right rusbro, the Finnish alphabet is perhaps the most cucked alphabet out there. It's otherwise the standard Latin alphabet, but with the added letters å, ä and ö. However, only the letters ä and ö are used in the Finnish language while å, i.e. the "Swedish o" as we call it, is used in Swedish language. Its inclusion in the Finnish alphabet is a relic from the era when Finland was under Swedish control. And as an added insult, in the standard listing of letters (x, y, z, å, ä, ö) the å is actually listed before the Finnish letters ä and ö despite being the least useful letter.

Even the layout of my keyboard is tainted by Swedish imperialism - in the slot where you would expet to find the [-key, there is only Å. In order to produce the [, I must press Ctrl-Alt-8 so that whenever I'm coding and have to call an array element, I am reminded that my country and my people are forever cucked by Sweden.

>speaking anything other than a Germanic or Latin language

What are you doing in sweden, Jacek?

First answer why you so mad.

xDxDxD

I ain't mad f-am, just asking

Parents.

>polish
>sounds russian
kek

I said shut the fuck up you cuckassed piece of fucking shit.
I wish I could just get your fucking face and smash it into the fucking curb until nothing but empty fucking skull remained in my hand.

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So again, what's problem pepiczek? Is it your bipolar disorder?

More like all Slavonic languages are dialects of polish considering Lechitic languages are the most archaic.

Italian really is meme-tier language

>the most archaic
>MUH NAZAL VOWELS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Would look better with Cyrillic script.

Ωραίο νήμα, 10/10

>he thinks that it's only nasal vowels

Go on, I'm listening

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>na drzewie siedzi kot
>kot patrzy na dzieci

pedokot