Edinburgh saunas

I'm going to be in Edinburgh next year and I want to visit a prostitute. I have never done this and I'm interested. Any Scotch with advice? Any stories? Will I get stabbed or robbed?

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Leith Docks my man

You'll probably be mugged by some fenian like pic related

>fenian
>in edinburgh

Leith is a fenian ghetto you utter melt.

Why do you think their football team is called "Hibernian"?

Ambassador's Sauna or The After Eight Club

do you just waltz in or make reservations or something?

what on earth is a fenian?

adultwork is probably a better option than the saunas

Irish

Is Edinburgh known for their prostitutes? Why not just drive to Amsterdam?

drive to Amsterdam? you may have your geography a bit fucked up
also, I have no money for that

That's a long fucking drive. Even if you went via Hull. Whores are legal here, yeah, but brothels aren't.

You're from Belgium, it's closer to Amsterdam than Scotland

yeah, but I don't need to use whores, I'm just intrigued and a year away from home will be the time to experiment

you'll get glassed

Are you going to be studying at the uni?

Nah, Edinburgh is one of the tamest cities in the world nowadays.

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yep, got me a scholarship

As a prostitute?

I want to fuck one, not be one

what about glasgow?

It's not Edinburgh.

Glasgow was once voted the most Friendly city and the most Violent city is Europe in the same year.

I prefer it to the tourist trap that is Edinburgh.

>Glasgow was once voted the most Friendly city and the most Violent city is Europe in the same year.
So the staff in the ER are gr8 lads?