Croatia 2016

this is the situation right now here

>booming economy after succefully implementing a Polish technology program worth 100s of millions of dollars to moderninze the government
>people ride bikes to work
>white
>low unemployment
>people wear modern clothes
>most people have smartphones

could it get any better?

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>could it get any better?
yes

>good education
>good healthcare
>good infrastructure
>stability

not saying you're not doing good, but you still have a long way to go

We need to strengthen our partnership with Argentina, but other than that it's heaven on earth.

Poland helped A LOT

>We need to strengthen our partnership with Argentina

yeah, it cooled down sadly

>Polish technology

Poltards still haven't reach even economic level of commie Croatia. All they do is suck money from big fat EU tits what a fucking leaches.

>post-Communist education
>bad

people literally think we're in Africa or sth xaxaxa

MEGATREND
VERN
MLC

I wanna go on holiday to Croatia Tbh

How lot ?

A lot

Much lot?

Very lot

>Polish technology program
please elaborate?

Seconded, tell us more about Polish technology program.

What lot?

So lot

Everything to help our Wendic brothers.

LIES

>Wendic brothers.

brb let me get my turkish saber....I mean scale armour!

What the fuck is this banter with polish technology? Is this like polish intellectuals?

Fuck lot?

Hot lot.

>turkish saber
Absolutely disgusting.

But what do you mean by this? What help? I'm genuinely interested. Do our countries cooperate in something?

polish sabre >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turkic sabre

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you forgot:
>no British tourists anywhere

>Do our countries cooperate in something?

technology exchange

what technology?

How do I get croat gf

>What the fuck is this banter with polish technology?

no banter we have BDP rise (check it out) thank to you guys, you guys are the best!

polish technology
dont you get it?

Coming to Porec in a week. Tell me Croatia how can I have a good time? Are local people friendly/open towards foreign tourists or should is stick with other tourists?

>Arrivals by country 2015
its a fair amount 2bh

>more brits than Hungarians
how? every second car in Croatia is on Hungarian plates
literally 0 britshit cars there

wow
almost the whole country of slovenia comes here

They use planes you retard

we are too poor to go on holidays

topkek

>how? every second car in Croatia is on Hungarian plates
>literally 0 britshit cars there
>polish technology

Damn right!
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kek

>losing the arbitrage

could it get any better?

>be sLOVEne
>want sea access
>after 12 years of independence, Croatia starts accession talks
>go whine to Brusseles in the opportune moment of Croatian accession
>blackmail Croats and stall chapter closure, as well as not react to Slovene fisheries going into Croatian sea and cathing our fish
>all this while Italians literally expulsed or assimilated Slovenes AND stole a a city filed with Slovenes, that just happens to be a port city, on the SEA
>they blackmail Croats and managed to turn their whole nation of kranjska slurping, burek making, Atomic Harmonik listening quasi socialist Alpine hillbillies believe we are the literal Gog and Magog and that we stole the destined Slovene sea
>all they do here is post fojbe for Italians and call Croats Turks
This is how Slovenes foster their relations with their neighbours
Everything you need to know about Slovenia in the last 10 years

yall niggas need to up your birthrate desu.
i volunteer.

Where is your pineapple?

almost forgot to put it on, my bad

Last I checked your government was corrupt as fuck and so are your police, also lots of bitching about Serbia still

>be a croat
>hated by all his neighbors
>turn to nationalistic outbursts to protect muh clay even though they've no right to it
>lose the case and throw a tantrum
>government gets rekt in the process