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/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor

Do not upset him as he now has power over us

England sucks

How do I make friends?

did not know poland was this nice

don't be so hostile and emotionless

Has Jahans moved in with his bf yet?

Horrible edition

it's just mountains lad

the places where there are actual polish people are horrible

opinions?

Be attractive and wealthy

not yet, we're moving in next week

i know im supposed to hate poles because le meme anime haha le funny but the UK only received their unskilled labour which isn't really representative of the country

imagine if 50,000 fat bald builders from sunderland suddenly landed in your country

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it's not bad, would stay west though. It's more germany

When did Sweden become so butthurt? Their whining fills this board.

would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework?

UK should be getting anally penetrated by Pakistan

THICC

Left my house for an hour today. Hugged three girls. It was horrible. I'm not budging for the rest of the summer.

Congrats x

im right there with ya.

hell my dad went there a couple months ago. i should've hidden myself in his luggage and wandered off into these weird alien-looking alps, meditated atop one of these peaks, befriended the bears and become a mountain-bearman of local polish legends

nah all polish people are cunts

I know because I'm a racist

when does fancy dress become cosplay?

>which isn't really representative of the country
Do you know nothing of Poland?

gross

When you have autism

*stops breathing*

Is it wrong that I want to fuck Theresa May?

Something about her face and how well-defined her features are just gets my blood boiling.

Might unironically do a wank.

need an indian gf

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You can easily find a nice place in the west end for £400 not including bills. Depending on the location, you can be in the centre of Glasgow in 20 minutes just by walking. There is a subway that also takes you to the city centre but the stations aren't necessarily where people live. You will have to deal with students and hipsters but there are also more suburban places with actual families.

If you want to save money you could also try the east end or south but those are much rougher and what people mean when they say Glasgow is bad. I don't actually know much about them because I am an arrogant student.

You gay nigga

reckon the euro alps is possibly the best region in the world

absolutely fucking massive too, could spend your entire life walking around there

anything is better than that fat nazi you have in charge

of extreme urgency

Go to India, then.

how did you end up hugging 3 girls

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Just ate a bag of opened chocolate raisins that must have been in the cupboard for a good 3+ months. Hopefully should be alright since the bag was sort of crunched up they weren't exposed to the open air. They tasted fine.

Yes but a classy one, not a slag like in your pic

as a musician i find that marijuana IS my homework

Here comes a yank with a bigger mountain range, watch out

they literally smell like poo.
t. go to a uni filled with them

Andreas Lubitz wanted to spend the rest of his life there

Why is sustagen so shit at dissolving reee

RIP

they don't, they smell very faintly of spices

You don't have internet in Ireland

don't give up. push past the point of no return

Met some girls at KFC who were nice and then they all hugged me when they left. They may have already had a few drinks.

>Going on holiday tomorrow for 3 weeks
>qt Iranian girl asks if I want to go out next week

I'm so nerdy lol x

yank mountain ranges are undeveloped and very empty

euro ones are equipped with everything you need, good infrastructure

nah they smell like rotten curry because they eat it with their hands and then don't wash them

can you oven roast broccoli as you would a potato lads?

>Brits racemix unironically

lucky escape there

lol bazinga ;P

>Brits race mix
>Brits are inbred

well which is it

no

Me and the lads

kek! if our time has come to become a has-been, at least we will be remembered as one of the best. when our robot overlords take over they will tell stories of Greece, Egypt, Rome and Britain. Swedistan will be forgotten.

you have to cook it first

i do broccoli and cheese in the oven all the time

yes

Yes, 20 minutes, toss them in oil and garlic first

>implying you wouldn't

Your royalty and aristocracy and the people of Norfolk are inbred and dying out.

Everyone else is race-mixing.

who is the cunt second left he must be a bit miffed all his mates are rich and he is a nobody

That's not thicc anymore pham, just fat

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>implying I would

english racemix.

scots inbred.

would rather hang with scots desu

the westernized ones do. but the fob indians literally smell like feces and curry because they do not wash their hands and rarely shower.

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Stop it

was going to watch this film

any good?

You're doing it on purpose now

>sweating cobs
>remember I have some jubblies in the fridge

like the ugly fat underachieving kids hang out together at school because everyone else is too repulsed by them

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tucking into a cornetto

>Yes, 20 minutes, toss them in oil and garlic first

the absolute only way to broccoli

who /moggerella/ here?

love this gimmick

only thing I enjoy in life is hiking

just want to walk up mountains all my life, don't see enjoyment in anything else

i desire to have consensual sexual intercourse with a woman of similar age relative to my own who is emotionally attached to me in the form of a romantic relationship

>eating vegetables

L M A O

Nerds. I'm 25 and haven't eaten any in my life and I'm healthy as a beaver

I fapped looking at this

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cat is still sleeping behind my monitors

Pervert

y-yeah I am, haha

vulgar

I can empathise with this sentiment

very comfy

bit gay

*get handed a chippy*

*puts my hand around your neck in a tight grip*

I asked for salt and vinegar on my chips you utter dolt of a human