Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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一番

who wants to be my friend?

me

Some American nignog goes to Japan to do a little exhibition shot ... and gets handed a banana

I fucking died when I saw this.

You guys better make a thread with Moametal today okay

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are you the russian?

おつ
ワロタw

no
can I still be your friend

>kyaaa!
>oh no! user, i slipped and dropped my fries all over me
>y-you'll help me pick them up...right?
Well?

It's 4 of July in most of the world.
Too late

Glorious Nippon

only if you're the pinoy. I only want asian friends. I collect them like pokemon

I want to lick salty tities

Her birthday is July 4 smartyguy

how many asian friends do you have

like I give a shit when a birthday is

Good morning.

Good morning sir ,have a wonderful day

>look this up
>find full video with qt pitcher
youtube.com/watch?v=44r06FzLEmE

never EVER
time to just end it tbqh

Good morning, anonymous nihonjin poster.

I want to hug the chubby girl on the front right

I don't know. it's hard for me to say what a friend is. online maybe 2. irl none
you can be my starter asian

上段真ん中の女、小便でも我慢してるん?

what happened to the sniper?

Could've just said that instead of a random lame excuse tho

>I collect them like pokemon

+1 internet for you, young sir

remember to vote in the tao vs rila poll

strawpoll.me/10656666

I was thinking of making a webm of her throw, but, then that black guy came out. I laughed immediately when he was randomly given a banana.

Is it courteous to give black people a banana in Japan or what?

good morning user.
btw what happened Mr. yamaguchi?

cool
I've been to Malaysia before. There were many Chinese people that tried to sell me porn dvds

Voted for based Rila

Bananas are a good post-workout snack because they're high in potassium and tasty sugars.

He may simply be worried about the sportsman's blood sugar level.

chubby is the best shape ever
how can I get white pig gf?

I'm afraid we don't speak taorilan here.

too chubby
also go to America

you call THAT chubby
boiii

Yeah. But over here in I must be offended on behalf of others land, it would be deemed as racism. ffs

Which is why I'm laughing

A
Y
Y
LMAO

Fuck off, Pooru.

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>chubby
oh! Is she きい?
She is gaining weight.

Good evening,user.
You're here for the interview, right?

according to the Japanese wiki he's hit for Japanese teams before and during matches he'd eat bananas.

still funny though

peru i forget is your favourite asian female ethnicity korean or chinese

she isnt chubby. it's fat
girls are chubby.

アメリカが最高の国だと証明されてしまった
こういう女はみんなgaijinにあげるからよろしく

All of them are fat

>きい
I guess. yeah it looks like she is

right side girl is best.

骸骨お断りします

Su is the only one who has the ability to sing in that group

it looks like she could be chubby under that shirt though

骸骨ギャル

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but those jap girls have ugly face
I think chubby=beautiful, fat=ugly
weight is not important to me

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i think tao has a great body build

rila is pretty much the same build, just shorter

きいちゃん、ぽっちゃりしたなあ。
でも、相変わらず可愛い。

>I think chubby=beautiful, fat=ugly

is FAT

Post a song that describes the current state of your life.

youtube.com/watch?v=6ig-RShZ6m4

こっちは骸骨だらけでうんざりしてるからgaijinに持って帰って欲しい
子豚ちゃんは引き取るから

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ほくろにぶっかけたい

Wrong. Moa has a very nice voice.

もろこし体操で痩せさせないと

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youtube.com/watch?v=6XnKDp-Ud1w

おはよー

Ohayo gozaimasu.

I hope you have a good week this week.

おはよう。

この時間帯って「おはよう」なのか「こんにちは」なのか迷うよね

迷い続けて夜になっとけ馬鹿

Good song.

youtube.com/watch?v=FCctqbRrsBQ

mom literally forcing me to use my recent chinese knowledge to bankrupt her competitors by importing their same goods for a cheaper price
ofc Im refusing to do this

???

Educate yourself lad

youtu.be/QKKTYQZMC-E&t=3m35s
youtu.be/KXs7b9uMwSY
youtu.be/1DHLM2ot4j0

ばーか

I've always wanted to learn another language and noticed lately I've been watching some anime subbed instead of dubbed, and that there was a game I'd like to try importing.

Is it worth it to learn Japanese for fun, without any plans to move to Japan or anything?

Also this fall semester at my uni they said I need to take a foreign language and the only choices they had were spanish german and french.

Would trying to learn japanese right now be a bad time?

learning japanese isn't job
it's a lifestyle

子供の写真で和ませんな
煽るならしっかりやれ

...

(you)

おちゃかれ
漢字の機は、機械にみられる「からくり(機関)」という意味に加え、物事の始原つまり「機(きざし)」という意味もあります。

ex機先・機運・機縁・機会
更に、物事の根本や所有な部分という意味を持ちます
ex機軸・枢機
そこで、江戸の昔、医学者達が西洋の学術書を翻訳する際、
ORGANに機の時をあてOrganicを有機的、Inorganicを無機的と訳したのです。
you see?
おぱんちゅ屋ですた。
税金で食べています。詳細は身バレするので教えられません。
For sure
Im a girl such i am

(Me)

こっちにうつしてくれ
彼女が欲しい

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あれ?北米って挨拶で頬にキスしないんだっけ?
欧米人は、気軽にチュッチュしてるイメージがある。

どうぞ

カナダさんアメリカさん、彼女というよりはもうお見合いでもしたほうがいい気がする

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お見合い制度って欧米にあんの?
あるんだったら、俺贅沢言わないから、エミリアクラークとお見合いしたい

お見合いじゃ愛がないじゃん

お見合いなだけに自分に見合う相手が見つかります
欧米にだってお見合いくらいあると思うけどな

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出会い方がお見合いなだけだよ

東アジア特有かと思ってた

She is my favorite person in the world!

手を振る、握手、ハローくらいしかしない