You wake up in Italy

> You wake up in Italy

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Nice

Aussies are the shittiest poster I've come across

EY YO

LA TOSCANA MOZARELLA MAMMA MIA TUTTI FRUTTI

lovely

stop making fun of us, we're sensitive

SO I WASA TALKIN TO ALFONZO AND WOULDN'TA YOU KNOW ITA, MUMA FINISHES HER SPECIAL SAUCEA AND I'M LIKE BOOPITI BAP BANG DANGDABOOP PAPA GETA YOUR ASSA DOWN HERE

In silenzio, animali

AYYEEE A MAMA, IS THIS A SMEGMA OR A PARMESAN ?

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What does that hand gesture even mean?

Odio la Sardegna cazzo

OI FUCK OFF INNERNET DARREN

it's for when papa finishes his special sauca but forgets to bring the pasta

there are IRL Italians in my thread

>attempt to interrogate a handcuffed Italian prisoner
>he can't answer your questions

it literally means what the fuck do you want / cazzo vuoi

Delet this im not italian.

Italy 3rd best Euro

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> he suffocates

Cos'hai contro la Sardegna
Ti tagli la gola e ci cago dentro

"What the hell do you want" (moving the hand a little)

I'm Venetian, not Shitalian.

La Sardegna = merdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Cagliari = CACCAAAAAA

you do it to emphasize what you are saying.
there is no real explanation, it's something that comes from within and without doing it your phrase feels incomplete.

> I'm Queenslander, not Australian

You'd be better off if you just accepted you're Italian

Dimmi dove sei che ti vengo a prendere a ceffoni

>I´m a valencian, not spanish

t. summerfag

What happens if the Italian has his hands cut off?

Vieni, abito vicino a piazza Giovanni

>island nigger, not shitalian

spen has good food and sometimes handsome men you guys are alright

You're confusing yourself with Sardinia

he gesticulates with his torso

"ITS A NOT A SPAGHETTI, ITS A VERMICELLI!, KILL YOURSELFA NAO, YOU BRUTTO FIGLIO DI PUTTANA BASTARDO"

NO, IM NOT ITALIAN. Iberia isn´t a province of Rome ;_;

Buona sera, mi amici e fratelli. Io e Giancarlo della Republica di Venezia. E tu sporci Slavi barbari della Croazia e primati. Dalmazia e Italia, Istria e Italia, Fiume e Italia. Viva la Italia. Croati genocide primo giorno del mio vita.

> t. a fucking all-sorts liquorice

8/10

When I was in Germany everyone was surprised I did not use hands when I was speaking
It's pretty much a meme

Like all americans being fat
Or swedish being refugees
Or greeks having debts

11/10 Fiume all'Italia hic et nunc

Was Queensland it's own country for 1000+ years?

we're a federation so we were independent for a while there yea

Gli Italiani non hanno sentimenti

dimmelo in faccia

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Italy does not actually exist in the three world dimension
There are many little states and no Italians

Except when there are some football matches
Then we're all Italians
When we lose, we divide again in Terroni vs Padani and so on
"Hai visto Zazà che terruncello"

te mato hijo de puta madre

>three world dimension
err, three-dimension world
third-world dimension too

>he doesn't like italy

Pretty typical coming from an uncultured wasteland such as australia

Venetians still don't feel Shitalian even up to this day though. Lega Nord is the most popular party here and they advocate for the independence of northern regions.

Aussies are cancer

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top kek,I know you try to sound like the Aussie video but it still is okey m8

cheers for the effort

at least we're not "can"adian

What's a good book on Italian history?
> t. secretly love italy

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A'mbecille

Lega Nord has been in the Parliament for over 25 years and it has been decisive more than once. Only few financial matters were devolved to Regions, the whole "Padania" secession is a meme. Salvini (from that party) is unironically the leader of the right and praises unity of the whole Italy (with the Southerners)(and he praises them too)
Lega Nord does not advocate "independence" any more, it's all smoke and mirrors. The new enemy are the immigrants (who don't want to stay in Italy, too costly and they speak French for the most part), Romanians, and Europe (exactly the opposite of independentist parties who usually aim to be recognized at a supranational level)

tl;dr you're a cuck

seconded

"Buonasera, miei amici e fratelli. Io sono Giancarlo della Repubblica di Venezia. E voi, sporchi slavi barbari della Croazia, siete primati. La Dalmazia è Italia; l'Istria è Italia; Fiume è Italia. Viva l'Italia. Croati (?????) genocidio (????)"
the rest does not make sense
now gib istria back pls ktxbye

"Genocidio dei croati miglior giorno della mia vita"

That doesn't change the fact that the majority of Venetians want to be independent from this shithole yet the Shitalian bullies don't let us leave.

Ah ok
Ma i croati vanno anche bene (se ci ridanno Fiume)
Gli sloveni invece non meritano di esistere

Fajets shitalian mamaboys cuck shitskinned child molesting apes

You're ridicolous, in 150 years you never actually fought for your independence.

And what can we do? Start a war? Every poll about this shows Venetians being overwhelmingly in favor of independence yet proper democracy isn't working for us apparently since Shitalians are corrupt and dishonest.

You can't do much, what I said proves that Venetian independence is only a meme, you didn't even try, while Sudtirol and Sicily gave their blood for their cause.