Why does everyone hate Australia?

Why does everyone hate Australia?

who?

what?

Who the fuck told you that?

Australia is great would love to go there sometime.

Hi Sup Forums here this is the Aussie we keep bullying because his favorite footy team got absolutely hammered over the weekend please ignore anything he says.

>Sup Forums
lol

>meet an australian girl when I was 5
>we were best friends
>she moves back due to family issues
>never hear from her again

Her mom was a hot blonde with big boobs

Nice.

because 0nukestralia talks mad shit when they have 0 nukes

I'm sorry mate

It was probably for the best when you grew up to be a loser and she grew up to be a stacy it would of hurt more seeing her hang out with the popular kids dating the captain of the hockey team and never acknowledging your existence.

I actually want to move to Australia. Any tips Ozlad?

>inb4 fuck off, we're full
I'm White, fit and educated. You want me in your country

success breeds jealousy

>White
Sure thing, Chan.
Besides, You'd like New Zealand more.

You won't let us have anything will you Bruce?

well mate I just checked with the prime minister to see if there was any room for you, but looks like we don't have one right now

>Why does everyone hate Australia?
Who say that? We love Austria!!!

Who doesn't

Try as you might, I will be in your cunt fucking your sloots very soon, my shitposting friends.

Why should I like you?

Russians are such assholes you shouldn't like us because I don't give a fuck about you.

Son, it's your brother's birthday. Well, it's not technically but still. Have some respect.

I hope they get spammed with Easter Toad meme saying 4th of July?

Sure thing, Xiao.
Besides, New Zealand has nicer sloots anyway.

Fuckin shitty lad

everyone is just jelous

I love Australia
Thanks for Tame Impala

Then why did you make this thread?

When I say everyone I mean everyone but your country I thought you'd know that by now.

You are welcome.
Thank you for nice coffee, Ecuador

I think you might be mixing us up with Colombia.
We do export a lot of cocoabeans, and the best chocolates around the world are made with our cocoabeans.
We also make our own chocolate and its pretty good