I'm so tired of doing the same thing every day with no purpose: >Stay up all night posting >Sleep through the day and wake up at 1-2pm >don't even brush my teeth anymore or shower >Eat some shitty food my mom made for me that I can microwave because I don't know how to cook >Lack of vitamin d because I never go outside >No money to buy anything >The most I've accomplished is watching a lot of anime and playing 1000's of hours of numerous games >Literally no purpose, can't find a job because im a 25 neet with no experience >can't even watch regular porn anymore because years of masturbating to 2D made me incapable of being aroused by real women, even porn women >Parents hate me and threaten to kick me out but feel bad >No hobbies >All my past classmates finished College and are now happy >I weigh 260lbs but too much anxiety to go the gym >no future, if parents die I will be forced to commit suicide
I mean I love posting smug NEET pepe's but I just do it to keep my mind off my depression and thoughts of suicide. Anyone else do similar?
Neet life really isn't all it's cracked up to be... I hate this
Nathaniel Edwards
stop living in alberta
Kevin Cruz
So just do something else. problem solved.
Jason Ross
Read Psycho-Cybernetics and The Power of Now. Do some freelance work like transcription or design. Do couch to 5k and convict conditioning.
Eli Garcia
2 words: Entre Preneur
Andrew Russell
I feel terrible almost all the time but I can't bring myself to do anything I keep making excuses I'm only young I'll do something next year and have been doing that for 3 years now...
Adrian Clark
Go to trade school for 2-4 years Get job in industry Work the rest of your life as a wagecuck and make a livable salary Problem solved
Jace Perez
You better do something quick. I was the same way and now I'm 25 and haven't done anything.
Carson Taylor
>Just bee yourself
And do what? I have no fucking skills or experience.
I'm not even capable of having a strong enough will to shower regularly
Cooper Lopez
Being a NEET is just a meme, I bet you didn't get the memo.
Samuel Perry
>just bee yourself
Don't you understand i have depression and anxiety you fucking normalfag?
Landon Wood
You figure it out, otherwise things will stay the same...until they don't, and its too late.
James Peterson
Check out Kain Ramsay's courses on udemy.
Andrew Flores
fuck off to fb normalfag
Jackson Lopez
it depends how old you are. if you are around 25 you still have a chance to get some education and find a wll paying job. Fuck man, you live in Canada. I live in the shittiest economy of the western world and i got a decent job
Justin Lewis
What the fuck when did i say that?
I wasnt even implying it
If you want to get a job and not start off with a mcjob you need to force yourself to learn something applicable
Kevin Long
>Check out Chad's courses on "beeing yourself' for only $50 a video
no thanks. You don't understand what it's like to be me and have depression
Joshua Baker
edit: i didnt see you mentioned your age. still there is a chance
Aaron Ward
>Just force yourself to stop having a chemical imbalance causing depression
Ok thanks for that Chad. I'll keep it in mind
Thank you so much for that valuable piece of advice.
Ian Fisher
Holy shit this is literally me for the most part -- I can relate so much Canadiabro.
Hudson Gonzalez
It's not about being yourself at all, they're about changing yourself. And they're hardly $50 a video. The courses are around $12 this weekend. And I do understand what it's like to have depression and anxiety.
Jeremiah Collins
You can learn things and still have depression dipshit.
Actually nah you're right you do sound pretty retarded.
So what your saying then is that you are already beyond hope so might as well go kill yourself. Jeremy wang will take your place and the world will keep on spinning
Grayson Harris
I'm just like you. Know how you feel OP. And I can't do anything because I can't into delayed gratification.
Adrian Hughes
That is why Sup Forums is so addictive. That instant gratification.
Chase Martinez
Thanks for the great advice normies
Why the fuck are normalfags so stupid?
Kayden Edwards
Swallow your pride. Get a shitty wagecuck job. Eat less calories than you use.
Levi Campbell
t. normie
"JUST shake the managers hand and make eye contact xD just eat less calories than u consume"
Justin Thompson
I'm shutin as fuck, hardly a normie. But I'm going to stop responding since you're clearly a troll.
Grayson Rivera
the first fucking leaf made me laugh
Joshua Rodriguez
Don't blame on yourself canada, It's all your parents fault for not imposing you a sport or hobby like playing and instrument or learning a language when you were young. Try not to do the same thing that your parents did to you when you have a child in the future
Adam Smith
Go to trade school and lie a bit in your resume. Say you did volunteer work or something idk
Jacob Hernandez
Finally someone reasonable in this thread.
It's all my parents' fault that I'm a NEET. I'm not in control of my own life, life just happens around me and I have no influence in it
Jose Garcia
yes, that is why I'm planning go to work abroad. I mean I got some skills, I could find a job if it was a job in my shithole. And wages here are laughable anyway.
Nolan Martin
I tried giving you legit advice,.. > nah that wont work I have depression
I tried agreeing with you and just say kill yourself.
Just pessimistic sarcasm response, no rebuttal whatsoever with a decent argument.
>Why are normalfags so stupid?
Sorry for being so stupid. Im sorry i really tried my best. And no i am nowhere near normal m8
Dominic King
Just kys man. It will be better and your will be actually doing something good once you remove the burden that that is your existence from your parents
Alexander Foster
If you have gone outside even once in the last year YOU ARE A NORMALFAG.
If you don't refuse basic hygienic practices, YOU ARE A NORMALFAG.
if you know how to cook yourself anything besides microwavable food, YOU ARE A FUCKING NORMALFAG
Get the fuck out of here normie
Grayson Long
Actually yeah I am pretty stupid for falling for this b8
Aiden Long
You gotta find something you're interested in. Did you go to college at all? what did you study? If not, what were your favorite subjects in school? What do you like posting about here on the 4chans?
Luis Ramirez
are you here to look for some circle jerk about being a neet or looking for actual advice bait thread confirmed
Gabriel Thompson
Normalfag get the fuck out
You don't understand out struggle. Go work for your boss and be a cuckold while I sit at home and leech of my wagecuck parents and watch literal cuckold porn
Noah Anderson
TLDR you dumb frogposter
Anthony Rogers
why is this leaf doing /r9k/ shitposting? why does he do it every day?
Gabriel Fisher
This is our website, we're reclaiming it
This is stolen /r9k/ land
Adam Taylor
>born in the rich country >be lazy fat piece of shit leeching off your parents haha feel sorry for you.
Zachary Foster
What are u going to do about it :^)
Connor Kelly
Keep your /r9k/ cancer out of my board, you no-good NEET.
Chase Gonzalez
>If ur born in a good country with lots of opportunities everywhere around you, high salaries and good social services to get on your feet/government loans to go to University THEN U CAN'T BE DEPRESSED OR HAV ANXIETY
Get out normalfag. Just get out
Grayson Fisher
>sarcasm >im not normie i sware !
shoot yourself
Kevin Moore
Security is the job for losers who are trying to get some work history because it requires zero skills or training, save for an online course that only takes a few hours to complete. Use that shit as a gateway
Logan Cooper
ur the normal fag u get out
Luke Butler
What part of I have depression and i don't even shower or brush my teeth do you not understand?
Caleb Peterson
I am so close to being normal but still so far away. I go to college, I have a job, I go on dates, I have friends, I go the gym.
But I cannot make new friends because I am constantly paranoid that everyone hates me, I can't ever make it past the second date because again I am paranoid I am being used for free food or something, I don't gain any muscle because I never eat because I am constantly anxious which kills my appetite.
Help.
Tune in next week for another blog post, thanks for reading my blogspot guys.
Bentley Perez
>Goes to college >Has a job >Goes on dates >Has friends
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIEEE
JUST
GET
OUT
FUCKING
NORMALFAG!!!!!!!
Joshua Barnes
>If ur born in a good country with lots of opportunities everywhere around you, high salaries and good social services to get on your feet/government loans to go to University THEN U CAN'T BE DEPRESSED OR HAV ANXIETY
Exactly. If I was born in a normal country with opportunities - I would be successful regarding my depression.
But you're just a lazy fat piece of shit searching for excuses. Rly ask your parents to trade you with me.
Jason Gray
you can do it too just pretend you have self confidence and you'll be miserable like me
Anthony Perez
yes canuck friend, the world owes you agency and purpose. Go be a nightshift guard in a warehouse, learn a skill, a trade idk IT or computer networking and start a little business on the side.
Justin Sanchez
Your biggest mistake was posting your genuine concerns in what is essentially a mommy's tendies thread
Ethan Adams
Are you trying to tell me that depression isn't real? That's not what schlomoberg told me when he prescribed me estrogen
Ryder Allen
I plan to kill myself and donate my body to med school, I exercise everyday at home and eat healthy because I want to look good when I'm being sliced by med students, beat that canadian friend
Ryder Sanchez
>brush teeth and shower once for job interview >don't really have to do it again unless you get really sweaty and shit You can go be depressed and shitpost on Sup Forums on the job, all while getting paid for it.
I did security for two years, and got paid to just sit out in my car and watch movies and shit. You'll have to write a sentence or two in a log book a few times an hour, but that's it
Sebastian Jones
>>brush teeth and shower once for job interview
>Just brush ur teeth and shower
Don't you understand I have no motivation and I can't do it? just fuck off normie you don't understand me
Sebastian Williams
I'm talking serious mate, I mean, why the fuck some parents let you play videogames until 6am and eat shit everyday instead of imposing you something that will really help you in your life? when I watch on youtube people under 13 that can do amazing things I want to cry, thinking about all the time I wasted, all because my parenst' fault fuck them
Nathan Smith
Agreed man
It's everyone else's fault we're NEETs. We have no control over our lives, we need someone else to make the rules for us, someone to decide what we do. I'm sure if my parents told me not to play videogames or be a NEET I'd immediately stop it. It's not because i'm lazy or have personal flaws I need to work on.
It's always someone else's fault for our shortcomings
The jews did this, my parents did this, the niggers did this, the president did this, the liberals did this, the conservatives did this, the libertarians did this, the socialists did this
Lincoln Rodriguez
Depression is real. I'm depressed because I'm surrounded by poverty, drunken agressive bydlos and wages in my town are 120$ a month. And what makes you depressed?
Brayden Morris
Stop it Canada, you're being cringy
Parker Robinson
The fact that you made this thread and you responded to me shows that you have some motivation. And I've been to the point where I've held a fucking gun to my head so yeah, I kinda do know
Landon Morgan
oh, now I see. That was just a bait, I'm so silly. now gtfo, normie.
Charles Gonzalez
If this is not a b8 thread, this is why robots are avoided even by other shut-ins.
Dylan Morales
Why don't you move to SPB or Moscow where you can actually get a job that isn't shit?
Christian Ramirez
I don't have the motivation to do anything to improve my life.
I am weak and useless
Julian Sanders
Because then I'll have to give 90% of my salary for shitty dorm with tadjiks. Half of the Russia already moved there. Why do we have so much land if it's uninhabited?
Juan Brown
Same here man
I literally had a phone interview with a call center and they definitely asked about my lack of experience and employment gap
got the email that said they found someone more qualified
drove me closer to the edge. what the fuck do I do
Landon Torres
>get a job that isn't shit >in Russia Maybe if he had a degree in engineering
Kevin Lewis
But I'm sure there's plenty of Russians who have made money and become pretty comfy. Why are so many people better than you?
>and they definitely asked about my lack of experience and employment gap
Why didn't you lie about your experience or say you were traveling or taking care of your grandmother with AIDS?
Jesus
Evan Rodriguez
I need references
I can lie and say I volunteered at this place or that, but they're going to call and verify
Where the fuck is our NEET Vandalay Industries ??
Easton Williams
I fucking learnt programming. Literally spent 2 years learning and making projects in php and Java. Wtf I can't even find remote job as a programmer. All those Indians and schoolboys took all the work in that scale.
Zachary Gutierrez
Taking care of a grandma isn't experience
And I'm too scared they're going to follow up on my fake previous work experiences
Zachary Rodriguez
>Php and java
Top kek. Why would you learn the LITERAL Pajeet language
William Evans
That's what you deserve for posting frogs you dumb frogposter.
Man up, stand the fuck up that brown stained chair, shower, get some clothes and go out to the world. Want to hear some facts? YOU'RE GOING TO GET BTFO BAD. AND I MEAN BAD. But that's life for you. Once you start seeing pitiful and little improvements you might want to go back ti your comfort zone, but you won't, because the second you think of getting back, I will send my contacts in the cartel to behead your sorry ass canadian head if you go back.
From a year now, your life will be another. Mark my words, you fatass sorry piece of leaf shit.
Juan Moore
>Taking care of a grandma isn't experience
It's an explanation for your employment gap.
>And I'm too scared they're going to follow up on my fake previous work experiences
Trust me. They won't check your references 99% of the time unless it's actually a decent job.
it takes too much effort. If they *DO* check it, what do you have to lose? You weren't getting hired anyway, lying on your resume isn't illegal. Just do it.
Robert Butler
>php now learn c++ like all the other Russian hackers
do you wanna hack for me
Jaxon Gomez
>>>/facebook/
Go away normie. what part of depression, anxiety and other made-up mental illnesses I read on the internet do you not understand?
Eli Diaz
>decent job
I heard in Greece that even a person with a Ph.D in Engineering barely makes more than a McDonalds employee
Xavier Bailey
You cant find a job in moscow?
Nathan Morgan
Literally me except I'm 19 and thin as a stick because my existential apathy extends to eating
John Gray
You remind me of the last person who gave me advice on /biz/
I would pay half my future paycheck s for friends like you
someone who calls me a bitch but not in the girl backhanded way that makes me hate myself but to encourage me to stop being scared
I'll do it tonight, fake jobs, using fake years, no gaps
Xavier Myers
>You remind me of the last person who gave me advice on /biz/
That might have been me unironically
I am /biz/ too and I've made millions of helpful posts there and helped niggers out
Daniel Evans
>thin as a stick do you shave your legs and how open are you to wearing stockings
if yes to both, I got a job for you
Parker Cook
>muh depression and anxiety WAAAH WAAAH
That's what I talked about getting BTFO you worthless faggy piece of dog crap. It will be hard on the beggining but this has nothing to do with being a normalfag. It's about being a man. Or do you have a vagina? Do you have a little untouched pink tight cave between your fat disgusting hairy legs?
If that's the case then already kill yourself and stop polluting this place with your frogs, you retarded excuse of a human being.
Jordan Williams
I also went through that user, i mean if i'm not a massive coward i would killed myself without hesitation but thank god i found a job and now working at my hardest so i can be a regular employee.
Anthony Diaz
Whoa calm down this is a NEET safespace
Joseph Torres
>safe space
There's your whole problem in two words, you dumb frogposter.
Christopher Torres
Just do something, anything. You're at rock bottom and the only way you can go is up.
James Miller
If I get a girlfriend will that make me improve?
Blake Brown
If you have all 4 limbs, no prominent diseases, a roof to live under, indoor plumbing and access to the fucking internet you are far, far away from rock bottom.
Adrian Perez
You literally wrote your motivation yourself >Is anybody else tired of being a NEET? >I'm so tired of doing the same every day with no purpose Then all of the shit you greentexted. I'm not saying a job will help you "b urself" or magically fix your life, but it will at least leave you with a little bit of money and some form of work experience.
Like I said before, security is a good starting point for losers with no direction because you don't have to do shit. Even if some gunman storms the place where you work, all that you're required to do is call the cops and make a note of it
Blake James
I have a job, I go to the gym, I have over $30k, I have tons of hobbies i occupy my time with nigga
this is just satire stop responding
Eli Cox
Hasn't helped me, but that's probably because one turned out to be a really dumb meth addict, and the other one was an annoying bitch with self esteem issues
Hudson Hall
There's no need to lie on the internet, we all know how you feel about your life as a NEET, all you have to do is try and the rest will come naturally
Nathan Reyes
I'm not NEET but I really wish I were NEET sometimes (or very often, rather).
I hate working so much. And don't listen to those people spouting that retarded "if you do something you like, you never have to work!" meme, it's complete bullocks. Most people don't even get the chance to work in something they enjoy, and even if they do, it sucks. I myself work in a field I """""enjoy""""", but I still hate it. The best way I can describe it is using absolutely any other hobby (be it physical, mental, creative, unpredictable, repetitive, etc.) as a comparison. Take coding for example, I actually do a little bit as a hobby (have a couple of personal projects I pursue for fun in my free time). I genuinely enjoy it. But would I still enjoy it if I HAD to wake up at 6-fucking-AM just to code? Would I still enjoy it if I had to commute an hour every day just to code? Would I still enjoy it if I had to deal with the same coworkers 8 hours a day? Would I still enjoy it if I had a boss who gives me tasks and deadlines (EVEN if it's a nice boss)? Would I still enjoy it if I were FORCED to do it for 40 fucking hours per week (and many people don't even have the privilege of "only" having 40 hours a week...)? Fuck no, at most I enjoy spending maybe 10 hours per week, generally much less.
I really hate working, and frankly when I think that I'll be doing this shit for fucking decades to come, with absolutely no freedom other than 3 fucking weeks per year (which makes you realize that the "wageslave" term is actually pretty accurate). To make things worse, most people at least have something else going on in their lives, for example they might have children, so at least they could feel like they're wageslaving for their children's sake. But me, I'm literally just wageslaving for myself. And what do I do of myself? I watch anime, play vidya, and masturbate, and essentially nothing else. Frankly I don't even see the point of it all when I think about it.