>TFW was putting rare flags from here on my map
>Mum opened the door and I didn't want to look autistic so I minimised Photoshop but forgot that I had my loli folder opened
>She saw and started yelling but I ran out of the house into the fucking rain
I'm scared to return now, what the fuck do I do?
Kill yourself
but how are you posting?
Fuck you
My phone you retard
flee the country.
Neck yourself faggot.
Called your mom and said that you have a loli chinese gf.
For all new - this is bait.
Ohhh you one of the smart pollaks arent u?
I know, I still want him to kill himself
do something really bad to take her mind off of the loli thingy
I say rape her
I have no money and I'm like half way through a degree in University. If I could, I'd be in Iceland right now, but I can't.
If you aren't going to be helpful, fuck off.
Its not image.jpg
>i was in New Caledonia
>mfw I didn't even post on Sup Forums with a rare flag
Pedos btfo
Just tell mummy you were trying to download the new GoT episode and it was all just a misunderstanding.
That's only iPhones and I'm not a faggot.
I am being helpful you VB sipping cunt. The only answer is to kill yourself.
How would that help? This was my loli FOLDER. I didn't even close it before I ran.
Just how funny can a shit posting authentic australian be?
OP tier funny!
deserved it ťbh
solid advice. do this
Piss off, dumb cunts. I want actual help here.
>retard
at least I'm not the one who faps to cartoon children
don't be a degenerate
As if she knows how pirating works. So what if it's a folder, just say it wasn't yours and it accidentally was downloaded. Proclaim your innocence with a convoluted lie and bingo bango you're through.
sounds like self-expierence.
go back and admit to your senpai you're a filthy pedo
that, or kys
steal your father's yacht and go to the south pole.
Well for one thing, she DOES know how torrenting works, but, say she didn't, she'd question me on why I had it open instead of deleting it.
just tell her you're sick. Won't even be lying bruh
my girlfriend once found my folder titled "QTs" which was made up entirely of Asian women. Being Asian herself it kind of revealed that I had a fair bit of fetishism for Asian women. Even though we're still together now it was pretty awkward for a while. Your situation is kind of similar. Just go inside and make up some bullshit and it'll be fine tbqh
Did you know loli is illegal in australia? :^) its classified as child porn and sentences are dished out as if they were real life cp
she'd also question on why you ran out into the rain like a fucking retard
Dude, there is nothing we can help you with. Get it over with it, rip off your bandage and go meet your mom
Wait really?
Even if she knew, it's not inconceivable that you "accidentally" download the incorrect file regardless of content so from a logical standpoint she can't refute that.
As to why it was open, admit it was just bad timing and you were in the process of deleting it.
Tnx for the info.
Calling cops you fuckin sick sack of shit.
Yeah mate I'm not even mucking around
>she'd also question on why you ran out into the rain like a fucking retard
it's an anglo thing
I hope you know child porn is illegal even cartoons, enjoy gaol cunt I just reported your arse
Fuck the doors are locked.
kek what a shithole
>canada on OPs side
wew
i was trying to make an ironic post because it is illegal here too
Wow! Mind posting some of that loli?
I HEAR SIRENS FUUUUCK
Rips lad.
Here's one for the road.
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you might aswell dump m8
Loli is illegal in Canada too, bud