My cunt is 240 years old

My cunt is 240 years old.

How old is your cunt, Sup Forums?

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How do the British feel about us celebrating a holiday where we kicked their ass?

Older than yours

about 1200 years old m8

Norway as a country didn't exist until 200 years ago

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1520 years old, it really started with the baptism of Clovis.

1050 years old.

Also it's only been independent for 110 years

No one knows for sure, it's pretty complicated but somewhere around the end of the viking age.

Not that old at least we're first world I guess.

The first emperor of Japan was enthroned 2676 years ago, and Japan's imperial house hasn't been broken since then.

There has been no revolution in Japan.

So Japan is 2676 years ago.

145 years

115 years since federation.

149 years

mistake

2676 years old

Why westerner's royal house is mixed with another country's royal houses so much?
Are the royal houses in England English?
I was taught that George the first was German.

>Kicked their ass

If by that you mean failed to gain the support of a 3rd of your population, failed to gain land in the north despite trying, relied entirely on the French, and the Brits finally succumbed to political pressure when they realised the war was costing them more than Americans were worth, and leaving enough on the table that another war was necessary just over 30 years later, then yes, Congratulations on succeeding in your childish-treason tantrum against Britain!

Butthurt lapdog Canadian detected

How's it feel knowing no one gives a shit about Canada Day?

becuse royal marriages are used for alliances and political agenda
europe wasnt isolated like japan for 2 mileniums

we have been at peace since 1945,which is longer than all the american peace time combined

>There has been no revolution in Japan.
>No Revolution
>Meiji "Restoration"
>Kek

Cucknadian detected

lol there are many many countries that celebrate their independence from the British

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happy birthday eldest sister nation

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98,5 years

19 :)

And only one actually fought them

Remember if you were taken over by another power, you lose your record.

Meiji revolution is mistaking translation by westerners.

Meiji revolution is "明治維新"(Meiji Ishin) in Japanese
Revolution is 革命(kakumei) in japanese.
維新 is different from 革命。

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technically incorrect m8's

Over 40,000 years
It was given physical form just now though :^)

My country is 9876 years old

More than any of you

>Hey Steven, when is our Independence Day eh?
>I dunno Rob.
>How about we go and buy a book on Canadian "history" with this money with the Queen of England's face on it
>Jee that's a great idea eh!

This desu, literally 1234 years old in current year.

'no'

193 years old, will be 194 in September.

>tfw Chechenia has been independent since 91 till 2004.
Fucking russians ruined everything

la france est belle

just a technicality: though the emperor of Japan was sometimes more a puppet than a real statesperson, his house was never dethroned, only challenged at the schismatic Genkou war when the Kamakura shogun tried to enthrone a cousin after making the emperor Go Daigo flee
what they would do instead is mix their blood to the emperor's line and rule the country as fathers-in-law. Japan is the oldest and most peculiar aristocracy in the world because of it

>Each other colony gained its independence over 100 years later and relied on shit like world wars to make independence an afterthought

Wow, step it up guys

Thank you best South American country

There were an awful lot of American license plates at my local Canada Day Parade

She's Canada's Queen too, and at least 2 Provinces, mine inculded, celebrate British heritage and Loyalism as part of the Canada Day celebrations.

873

Oldest stable borders in Europe (in the world too, I think?)

Lot of good it did you

Fuck the World

We're doing exactly what Washington wanted, that's why we're No#1 because we aren't bootlickers

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When will you get Olivença back?

half of these are opinions tho

delet

We attack tomorrow. We've gathered a squad of 100 old women bakers from Aljubarrota. Should be more than enough.

they asked for it. we didn't

~1100 years I think

our conquests will be remembered for all time.
canada will be forgotten in 500 years.

>We're doing exactly what Washington wanted
no........

About 28 years

Well, when it came to avoiding world wars only to jump in at the last second so we come out on top we are

1142 years old

1200~ years and counting.

>no revolution
>at one point the Shogun technically held more power than the Emperor himself

>the irish fought the english for way longer than your country has even existed

We will be 100 next year. HYVÄ SUOMI

Good lad

What does hyva mean? Isn't Good day hyva paivaa?

>his cunt is old as shit
still haven achieved any meaningful contribution to mankind

>chile
>a country before spaniard arrive.

a bunch of disperses tribus living in a jungle is not a country,desu
lol

Yes, hyvää päivää=good day but in the context hyvä Suomi means something more like Go Finland.

ftfy senpai

t. Mudshit

Six-hundred and nineteen years.

The, y'know, general region is much older but that's when the kingdom was formally established and named.

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>not rebelling against your colonizers in Taliban-style insurgency
Eleftheria i thanatos, we always say.

The Kingdom of England has existed for about 1000 years, The United Kingdom has existed for about 310 years, and the United Kingdom has existed in its current state for about 93/94 years

I'm a citizen of the world.
*tips menora*

98 years

The French Revolution was inspired by the American Revolution, so your country's only 217 years old

>loyalism
>something worth celebrating

lel gtfo canuckold

> a country younger than ur mum

>The French Revolution was inspired by the American Revolution

Absolutely disgusting.

>Separate sovereign country
>Still bows to a queen and openly declares loyalty to a separate nation

How cucked can you fucking get?

Dildos and anime

Nationalism is pathetic.
Heh

Since somewhere in the eight century in most sources. If you count the newest fork of our nation since 2006 but that's a stupid way to look at it

Ahaha no

You are completely correct!
Why are you so familiar to Japanese history?

Around 1050 years (with a short break in XIX century)

1016, if we count from the establishment of the actual christian kingdom.
1120ish if we count from settlement times.

The queen is your headof state.

20 years))

At least 1089 years. Potentially earlier based on whether or not you believe that overlordship constitutes forming a "country".

wtf you fucked the world do hard

1050 minus some 'breaks'

That Malta isn't pointing at Malta

Thank God for that t.bh

Technically our country is only like 26 years old. German national identity predates that by a significant margin though, I'd say during the heyday of the

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something you could call a German identity was arising. It mostly had to do with romanticizing Arminius, him defeating the Romans and basically acting as if the Germanic tribes had formed a single entity (they didn't, they were constantly at war with each other).

After the Frankish Empire split up in Germany and France, things started to quiet down. We went a bit overboard with nationalism starting in the 15th century and so, and now we're on the opposite end of the spectrum. Patriotism is frowned upon and we're mostly self-hating in regards to our country (unless there's a big football event, like right now, you'll see German flags everywhere)

Exept that you have been cucked by the Ottomans for so long that current Greece has nothing to do with ancient Greece anymore.

368 years

1215.

(Castile)

Technically speaking we're 9 years old.

240 and still no language or culture of your own.

What about meme languages like Ebonics or Cherokee?

Quite sad how the Ottomans destroyed Greek culture and population isn't it.