>be american >work in uk >no friends because i'm always at work >drinking in dingy bar alone on sunday night >spanish girl who speaks incredibly broken english sits down next to me >bullshit a little about london, which is really just us trying to understand a sentence the other said for about five minutes >go outside to smoke and meet her spanish and italian friends >everybody starts hopping around like maniacs and singing some incomprehensible >hop around and sing with them out of fear >go to other bar >shot shots shots >throat sore from singing >smoke a pack of cigarettes in about two hours >about to go back to her flat >flick cigarette away and accidentally hit some british girl in the face >walk away quickly hoping no one noticed >get back to her 40 sq m flat she shares with two other girls >smoke a (fat) joint >fugg
Lads, is this what the southern Europeans do every day? How can the British even compete?
Ayden Martin
That sounds really tame and mundane tbqh.
Austin Cooper
Sounds good
Levi Robinson
Boring night even by finnish standards
Nolan Peterson
Degenerates in London probably got less than £100 in their bank accounts
Levi King
What really threw me off was the fucking nonstop singing for hours straight, that we're all like 30, and that they clearly do this every single night. I personally couldn't maintain the lifestyle.
Alexander Watson
Fucking protestants, learn to live dammit. Also proof that France is at least half southern
Sebastian Roberts
w-where do i sign up?
Carson James
It sounds like a terrible terrible experience 2bh. Last time I was forced to join to this kind of "party" I hided myself in a parking and I cried. I'm not kidding.
Jacob Nelson
I want a gf lads
Adrian Clark
Shitty bars in Camden, and flats in Plaistow, lad. Maybe try Camden, NJ?
Ryan Torres
>>hop around and sing with them out of fear
lmao bet you were awkward as fuck
30 is the new 20 don't you know.
Henry Clark
Girls everywhere are slutty and easy. Especially if you're foreign because you appear exotic
Tyler Morales
Nah, I did it ironically, so it was ok.
Landon Ortiz
>30
Oliver Johnson
Southern Euros are great. As is London.
Man up you runt. Sounds like the perfect way to see in a new week.
Caleb Cook
OP, here's your homework for this week: procure 1-2 grams of coke and some pills or MD, go on residentadvisor.net and find some cool parties next weekend. Go out and have a fucking blast.
#YOLO #LondonLife
Leo Williams
I'm honestly amazes by these stories. Can't belive people live like this.
I work non stop for a living and the only sex I get is terrible from girls I knew like 10 years ago.
Justin Taylor
>Plaistow grimmage.. Regarding my homework you want to find some parties in East, Dalston is very cool. I'm not even joking OP, you sound uptight as fuck, embrace living in one of the greatest cities on Earth and being young!
Nathan Wright
>all those drugs
Where the fuck can I just go to a lounge, do some slow drinking, while conversing with people I like about interesting things? I live in both the NYC and Philadelphia metropolitan areas and none exist, except a few hookah lounges with shit atmosphere and terrorists
Hudson Nelson
Berlin, Barcelona, Amsterdam or London, friend.
You're comparing apples with oranges trying to compare the vibe here to there.
Jonathan Evans
I went to >fabric and got some coke last weekend. Still like 1/2 as bizarre a night as I had with these girls.
Kayden Flores
me too
Xavier Turner
literally any european city
Juan Green
Fabric is a BEAST. Glad you experienced it. You really need pills if you're going there though and wait for a decent lineup! (Also Saturday > Sunday >>>> Friday) The Egg is pretty good too. Ministry has the odd banger.
Sounds gud tho man, did you get their numbers? You in finance?
Elijah James
the problem with those big clubs tho is that it's difficult to meet people, in smaller more intimate ones, you'll likely meet fun groups like your Spanish friends. Think: day parties.
Alexander Nelson
FUCK OFF
Daniel King
I did get their numbers, but they barely speak any English. It takes forever to figure out one text. I'm in finance.
Blake Taylor
Just find a day party (when there's nice weather perhaps) and text em to come out. Keep it casual la. Glad you're enjoying our city though (I think?)
David Hall
The city's pretty sweet. My hours are generally so awful that I don't get out much.