Venezuelan thread

Venezuelan thread.

Ask me anything.

how many dicks do you suck at night?

Es negro?

when will you cunts stop trying to smuggle cocaine to aruba

Are you moving to Chile too?

An engine uses compression springs to open and close valves, using cams. Given a spring stiffness of 30,000 N/m, and a spring mass of 0.08 kg, what is the maximum engine speed to avoid “floating the valves”?

0 you fat fuck

100% whitey

Need somewhere to refill dem planes, van der fag

Not moving out for now

I cant into math nigga

Are you planning to move out? If so, then what country? How can you communicate in English, when and where did you learn? Favorite music genre. Religious beliefs? Political views?

How to save Venezuela?
What do you eat?
Pictures?

>Are you planning to move out? If so, then what country?

Spain, but only if shit goes real real bad

>How can you communicate in English, when and where did you learn?

Took classes a lot as a kid, then gaming & movies.

>Favorite music genre.

Rock, but i like sinatra too from time to time

>Religious beliefs?

Atheist

>Political views?

Right-wing Anticommunist

Are you a girl?

With enough international pressure Maduro will have to accept the referendum.

I eat pasta and chicken mostly, farmers market are more or less supplied, but they sell stuff at international prices so its kinda expensive and cant buy meat or pork at all for example.

If theres enough interest ill post a pic of muh pupper or muh fridge.

No

>No

Bye.

Why is Debby Ryans ass so eatable?

God gave her a fucking stupid looking face, had to compensate on something

Adios el catalANO

DALEEM OGOLICOS DEM IERAD POSTEEN """"""""""""""""flama""""""" SIII SEE MUEREN POR HACERLO ASJKASJAJKS

Follow up. Favorite TV show? Level of Education? Height? What job do you currently have/had? Favorite country? Favorite food?

La Veeeeeelaaa papa?

>Favorite TV show?

Sopranos, deadwood, leftovers, lost.

>Level of Education?

Bachelor

>Height?

6'3"

>What job do you currently have/had?

Corporate lawyer.

>Favorite country?

Italy.

>Favorite food?

Lasagna, steak medium rare.

All I see about Venezuela is that is under complete chaos.
How bad things really are?

11000RPM

Gran Colombia again when?

Its indeed utter chaos, ill try to greentext it shortly:

>Goverment takes over farms and factories
>Gives them to "the people"
>Production plummets
>Government implements price controls om every basic household item
>5h lines if you want corn flour or cooking oil at regulated prices
>Cant import shit because oil tanked hard
>Absolute currency control, 0 foreign investments coming in

Madness bro.

You gotta get rid of correa first or youll be coming down this path soon enough

He's leaving next year familia.
Though not one of his possible replacements look promising really

why was Chavez so based?

why plebs weren't able to see his magnificence?

Just choose the least socialist one ecuabro, if maduro leaves this year with el referendo then we gran colombia 2017.

He was funny and charismatic as fuck, but as any other communism attempts in history when the key figure dies the whole project goes to the shitter.

entonces el problema no fue el socialismo, sino la ausencia de Chavez?

Por que coño sigues en esa vaina?

El problema es siempre el socialismo, chavez era un tipo que de la boca para afuera era socialista, pero atraia inversiones extranjeras y sabia que hace falta producir y crecer economicamente para alimentar a la gente. De maduro se deben cagar de la risa a sus espaldas los chinos cuando lo invitan a negociar cualquier cosa. Ojo, no soy chavista, pero esa es mi opinion.

Coño porque no quiero dejar a mi familia aca a q pasen hambre güon

how likely is it things will get violent?

Google cumana looting o saqueo, tucupita looting o saqueo. Its already violent, caracas is under the tight gubmnt grip tho.

ya veo. Gracias

Argentina already kicked the gommies.

Brazil did it too.

When it will be your turn?

Ya con Chavez Venezuela ya se estaba hundiendo de a poco, con Maduro se desplomo el país de golpe. Ambos corruptos y ladrones.

interested to see some pics brother.

Didnt lula said he will run as a presidential candidate again? Youre doomed again huebro, and i hope maduro accepts the referendum this year so we can have presidentials in 2017. Its a really long shot, but im blissfully hoping international pressure makes em say yes.

Es verdad, lo único que intentaba decir es que maduro sufre de un retraso mental severo y que debe ser el hazmerreír en negociaciones de cualquier tipo, por eso en 2 años se fue todo a la mierda.

Pupperfridge pic for you nigel

>Inb4 y u freeze dried pasta

how rich are you

I make x2 min wages, mother makes 1, rest arent working, so i aint super rich. 0 protein in the freezer, waiting for the 15th to get some chicken

is it called pupperfridge cos of the puppy?

>Inb4 y u freeze dried pasta
not going to lie, the question does spring to mind, but I'm sure you have your reason??

Eggs, pasta and bread will keep you well nourished. I trust you have fruit and veg as well?

I hope things work out for you and your country mate sincerely. It seems we've entered quite troubling times, globally, even those of us who are used to lifes comforts are now feeling the uncertainties at home..

POST D O G G O

eggs are a great source of protein!

You can call it doggofridge too if you want.

I have red pepper and lettuce in my smaller fridge, fruit only mangoes but i eat em as they come.

Cheers.

Hueee

Lol i know but you still need meat from time to time m8

you still didn't explain why the fuck you're refrigerating dried pasta? It doesn't look fresh.. lol.

Do you still have any hope for Venezuela?
Do you think Obama is a bitch nigga for not doing anything?

>Lol i know but you still need meat from time to time m8
No you don't, you may want to but you can live off of beans, rice and vegetables.

Less risk of the pasta going bad and catching bugs, i try to make it last as much as i can.

I ate sum of it today and it was al dente good.

Only hope lies in getting maduro out this year and winning all the smaller governorships this december.

He kinda is, you could have feasted taking over chavista assets that are in the US (properties and bank accounts). Rubio tried to do that but it only affects like 5 small venezuelan gubmnt officers that dont have THAT much.

>t. Vegan burgerbro

also mate you can grow salad greens really easily even on a windowsill (& in winter here..) just to keep the vitamins up?

Can post some seeds if you need senpai? Seriously this thread is bumming me out, not your attitude, which is great, but just the state of this world 2bh...

>Less risk of the pasta going bad and catching bugs, i try to make it last as much as i can.
yeah that makes sense. Good luck anyway. ^^ Offer stands if you want..

Could be difficult since i live in a small condo and im out most of the day for work. also there's no shortage of veggies, thing is prices change every week on non regulated stuff like that

OK that's good. I suppose it goes without saying but overbuy when the price is low? Can cook and/or refrigerate veggies to last several weeks in the fridge, months in a freezer.

Yeah thats what ive been doing, always hunting for offers and trying to buy in bulk

Have sum frozen red peppers n lettuce

dude you want to cover them up to help them last -- A plastic bag / or packaging wrapped around them would do nicely - like the lettuce. Otherwise the freezer will fuck them up. Don't worry about the ones already in there but yeah!

Obviously you probably already knew this and they don't last that long anyway, sorry if I sound patronising :P

Its fine bro, ill try to get some bags for them peppers too, thanks for pointing it out kek

as I said don't worry about the ones already in there. Since they've got water on the outside now anyway, it might make them go bad even quicker. But in the future if you can it's probably a good idea.

I need to sleep now. But thanks for posting. Chin up friend. We gon make it.

Gotcha. Sleep tight nigel

sabe pa