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Someone wish me happy birthday edition

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happy birthday

happy birthday kankerfriend

Happy 4th of July lads

Happy birthday!

t. d*tch

Happy birthday Netherlands friend

I'm going to OBX in a week. Someone from North Carolina give me recommendations on what to do.

el peruANO, etc.

t. butthurt nigger

>Someone wish me happy birthday
I just did that last thread

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Happy Birthday, but don't you dare make another /cum/, Bjorn.

Why does he trigger the jannies

Hey Yanks.
If we kill Donald trump right now you really couldn't do anything about it right??

After all he's still just a man.

dont get pulled over bud
happy 4th!

Happy birthday bud

>Vape
>Blaze
Pick one andonly onr motherfuck

Thanks. You're all too kind

Why would you want the lad dead anyway?

fuck off

Happy birthday from Finland! Come to Helsinki and I'll buy you a beer.

What's the most american company? Ford? John Deere?

Except for you I guess

>man
>implying

McDonald's?

Lockheed Martin
IBM
General Electric

Those plus Coca Cola or Texaco

Haha not drinking it now man, I just came from the liquor store and wanted to show off what I'll be drinking tonight to celebrate

Happy birthday.
Still no era

nothing funner than drinking and driving to BE honest

>fuck babymen XD
>why cant I get dates?

Well I've driven quite shitfaced a few times and it was not bad

For some reason I became totally clearheaded and alert as soon as I got behind the wheel

Still, don't want to risk a dui with all the cops here

happy birthday

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:3
:3
Thanks :D

happy birthday ermac

Happy Birthday :3

Happy Birthday!

Should've posted this guy

Maybe later when I'm craving a burger

For now I'm just gonna take shots, eat bastirma, play spooky games and talk to my friends from the old country

Why is /cum/ so dead today?
Could it be that Americans are unironically going outside on the fourth of July?

cat is hiding from the fireworks under the couch :(

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppy birthday!

East coast fireworks will be starting soon

not that many Canadians around, either

Shit OP.

tru

Many people do. Fireworks displays and (in my city) free concerts.

I haven't been posting over the past hour because I'm trying to learn Spanish, but am failing.

Happy birthday friend

Thanks
:3

>I'm trying to learn Spanish,

plato.stanford.edu/entries/love/#6

>learning Spanish on murrica day

>tfw parents are spanish so I know the gist of the language but never really learned how to speak

I really should teach myself how to speak it

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Press f to pray for puppers the mutt. He hates the fireworks

Tfw sometimes you delete your own posts because it feels good for some reason

F

Why the hell did he kill his own fucking uncle I don't get it

f

That's a doggo, not a pupper.

Learn the difference.

Oh nice he's got the same coat as my dog only a little lighter brown

no need, you already speak in lingua franca. If I were you and I reaaally wanted to learn a language, I'd just pick a pretty one, like french

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What should I be learning then!?

His uncle was smuggling bibles, if I recall correctly

Any website where I can download obscure movies? There's a Mexican movie that came out this year I want to watch, but I can't find a torrent link anywhere.

Thank you.

projectfreetv?

Drink beer

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I literally can't read this. I know it's been a few years since I've done any heavy reading, but after reading all these words I can extract no idea, concept, or meaning from them

How do you keep lab goggles from fogging up lads? They start getting cloudy right after I put then on

I just got some portuguese and brazilian guys to fight each other at luso by making a random spelling mistake lmao

Learning Spanish will certainly make you lose IQ points

Any other language that isn't Spanish won't do that

Turn up the thermostat?

I saw leftover crack once

The signer pissed in a bottle and got a girl to drink it on stage

It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm having 7 of my friends come by to eat and drink. Gonna be fun, love showing off my cooking.

French is for faggots
Spanish will make you want to kill yourself as you'll never learn it properly
Italian and portuguese and basically spanish.

So you might want to learn chinese or some shit

I don't think the ENS department would like that

Tfw music is so loud I can't hear the fireworks. feels good

do you know my brother has a little daughter that is 2 years old today
he won't let me see her since ive been a mess with alcohol for nearly a decade
but for her past two birthdays i bought her some cute baby toys
i want to be able to give them to her one day

why was this post deleted

chinese is dreadful, but somewhat useful for when they take over

Jap is ok-ish and so is German. Still like French the best though

I Started fapping to traps when i learnt french
shit makes you gay, 0/10 wouldnt reccomend

Happy birthday, you bosneger :3

>Tfw sometimes you delete your own posts because it feels good for some reason
Maybe hes having fun?

I found the guy who's setting off the fire works. He's right around the corner. What should I do?

i do the same thing but to false flag
fuck the janny desu, he deserves to be hated

I don''t want any evidence.

You will /:

liking feminine penis is normal and 100% not gay

What if most /cum/ posters got banned because of vapeman?

i have been on multiple occasions
just got back today actually haha

Sup Forums would be marginally improved

Damn, same here

I'm in DC. Pretty drunk sitting at this closed cafe not too far from my apartment waiting for the fireworks to start. Alone of course. Same as last year. Happy 4th of July lads.

Why do they hate the vapeman

I just don't get it. You guys get BBQ, fireworks and all that. In Finland we get a military parade in just one single town, we watch the Unknown soldier movie and spend the evening watching the president shake hands with his guests in the Independence day presidential gala.

Finland has an independence day??

from russia