Freedom Day Edition
/cum/merica
first for anime
whatever happened to the second season of AoT
I MOVED ON BUT I WASN'T READY PLS HELP
chipped my fucking tooth today, lad
This is the music from my land senpai
youtube.com
happy birthday america
Turn it off and back on again
does it hurt
Freedom
barely talked to the cute girl at this party desu
thanks australia
Rust belt keep on rusting
no, but I'm also drunk as fuck
won't happen because lack of shekels
If you're not getting drunk with /cum/ tonight to celebrate burger day you should have your /cum/ card revoked
>mexi-chan ur dum
hey don't call me that meanie
cana-chan
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
i.4cdn.org
Keep in mind these are the exact people who will unironically tell you "juss b urself bro".
if your getting drunk tonight and not american your just an alcoholic
So do we disclude the Caribbean SOLELY to have a thread called cum?
>Canadians havent evolved to the ultimate level of fashion
step up your game, everyone here in Mexico dresses up like that too now
>not saving the picture and posting it
What's /cum/ drinking tonight?
Of course.
haha dude so clever
kys attention seeking cunt
>posting baby
>tfw no /cum/ frat party
Puerto Rico should be included too
Blue moon :/
thats a good point
drop canada and replace them with the carribean
Have to wake up at 5 for work otherwise I would
dude...... fucking rude........ what... the... fuck?
Steel reserve
whats that game
I don't drink though. I just DUDE WEED LMOA
yes actually
Elder Scrolls Online Tbh
>Steel reserve
nig?
Drink and smoke and clog your arteries, user. It's the American way.
Finally watching Dagashi Kashi, lads
Somebody reported my post in the last thread for being nsfw when it was sfw
its boring and the characters carry most of the show
have you seen my city flag? its the cheapest and strongest they have around here
i only smoke when i drink and hanging out with friends
That sucks bro
Have a nice fap bud
are you ban evading to post this?
was it the post of the "guy" with big tits?
No it was a 15 minute warning
Steel Reserve smells pretty good but the taste is generic as fuck
My dad gets it all the time because he's too cheap to get anything better quality (and if he does get something else it's usually Bud Light or fucking Kirkland)
Think real tripfaggots should do themselves a favor and hang themselves.
smoking is bad for you. same as drinking.
Most city flags are garbage, mine included.
Yeah
Since when is it against the rules to post guys without shirts
I guess it was my fault for posting him bottomless as well
>Kirkland
That shite offbrand makes beer?
good
means the janny was being autistic and his ban didnt get approved
no need to be a dick
>not reproducing and not getting married
>bad
>tfw itchy palate
better shitpost while you can lad
the big bad janny is coming for you
the noise outside is incessant
Probably gonna get banned for it later tonight lad
I got a 15 minute warning for dubsposting one night then when I woke up and tried to post I found out I was banned for 2 fucking days
I'm pretty sure that violates one of the amendments of the constitution YOU FUCKING COMMUNISTS
Enjoy posting while you can lad
4th of julie review anno domini 2016
pros:
comfy weather (until rain)
charcoal
meats
marinade
creedence clearwater revival
beer
friends
sarsaparilla
cons:
rain
verdict:
strong 6
Kill yourself if you post vaping or fedora pictures.
...
They sure do.
Kirkland makes fucking everything.
>remember the 14 words! 88 white pride
6/10
deport yourselves
...
rude
nice double
hope you don't get banned
eewww
girls are icky
I second Canuck bro I'm drinking viva le /cum/!!!
1776/10
>creedence clearwater revival
unamerican
>Keep in mind these are the exact people who will unironically tell you "juss b urself bro".
Idiot, that's what girls tell you. If a guy tells you this, he's gay or stupid.
good way to go. See you in a bit, friend
>move to a new city for work
>don't know anyone outside of work
>it's the fourth of july
>it's my fucking birthday
>have spent all my free time by myself
>get pretty loaded
>drive to a place recommend by a coworker to watch the fireworks
>cops show up
>get fucking popped for being drunk
I should never have left my fucking house
At least I didn't go to jail, I guess
>not giving them your cummies
youtube.com
>cant rest arm properly on computer because roadrash when I slipped while turning on a wet sewer lid
this is suffering
did literally nothing to celebrate the 4th
Yeah, girls are the ones who tell you "b urself"
Guys are the ones who tell you "fake it 'til you make it" AKA be anyone BUT yourself
public intox?
>Prostate is throbbing like crazy
There's going to be a storm tomorrow
damn.... that's actually pretty good
Shitty senpai, sorry to hear. Pretty much same boat for me, minus the birthday part. And the police part
No formal charge, nothing on my record
>they said
Essentially I blew way over the limit but they more or less let is slide because I'm white and I wasn't driving at the time they nabbed me
Worst birthday ever honestly, fuck being 26
How do I become an erotic empowerment coach?
>26
come on you're still young
I realize that 26 isn't that old in the grand scheme of things but on a peruvian basket weaving forum I feel fucking ancient, not to mention the fact that all my friends are getting married and having kids and shit
got a bottle of evan williams because it was only $20 for a 1.75 L
its quite bad
Working right now
guys I'm having to finger my ass with vegetable oil while I'm shitting because the turd is so big and dry it won't come out
how's your 4th going
Just think of it like this they'll also be getting divorced sooner haha bada bing
>tfw also 26
there's fucking stickers on twitter now when did this happen
any attempt to make any thread other than /cum/ is hotpocketed
>not to mention the fact that all my friends are getting married and having kids and shit
be glad you dont have kids
you lost grandpa?
That's nothing, I'm 28 and haven't had sex!