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Freedom Day Edition

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first for anime

whatever happened to the second season of AoT

I MOVED ON BUT I WASN'T READY PLS HELP

chipped my fucking tooth today, lad

This is the music from my land senpai
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happy birthday america

Turn it off and back on again

does it hurt

Freedom

barely talked to the cute girl at this party desu

thanks australia

Rust belt keep on rusting

no, but I'm also drunk as fuck

won't happen because lack of shekels

If you're not getting drunk with /cum/ tonight to celebrate burger day you should have your /cum/ card revoked

>mexi-chan ur dum
hey don't call me that meanie
cana-chan

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

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Keep in mind these are the exact people who will unironically tell you "juss b urself bro".

if your getting drunk tonight and not american your just an alcoholic

So do we disclude the Caribbean SOLELY to have a thread called cum?

>Canadians havent evolved to the ultimate level of fashion

step up your game, everyone here in Mexico dresses up like that too now

>not saving the picture and posting it

What's /cum/ drinking tonight?

Of course.

haha dude so clever

kys attention seeking cunt

>posting baby

>tfw no /cum/ frat party

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Puerto Rico should be included too

Blue moon :/

thats a good point

drop canada and replace them with the carribean

Have to wake up at 5 for work otherwise I would

dude...... fucking rude........ what... the... fuck?

Steel reserve

whats that game

I don't drink though. I just DUDE WEED LMOA

yes actually

Elder Scrolls Online Tbh

>Steel reserve

nig?

Drink and smoke and clog your arteries, user. It's the American way.

Finally watching Dagashi Kashi, lads

Somebody reported my post in the last thread for being nsfw when it was sfw

its boring and the characters carry most of the show

have you seen my city flag? its the cheapest and strongest they have around here

i only smoke when i drink and hanging out with friends

That sucks bro

Have a nice fap bud

are you ban evading to post this?

was it the post of the "guy" with big tits?

No it was a 15 minute warning

Steel Reserve smells pretty good but the taste is generic as fuck
My dad gets it all the time because he's too cheap to get anything better quality (and if he does get something else it's usually Bud Light or fucking Kirkland)

Think real tripfaggots should do themselves a favor and hang themselves.

smoking is bad for you. same as drinking.

Most city flags are garbage, mine included.

Yeah
Since when is it against the rules to post guys without shirts
I guess it was my fault for posting him bottomless as well

>Kirkland
That shite offbrand makes beer?

good

means the janny was being autistic and his ban didnt get approved
no need to be a dick

>not reproducing and not getting married
>bad

>tfw itchy palate

better shitpost while you can lad
the big bad janny is coming for you

the noise outside is incessant

Probably gonna get banned for it later tonight lad
I got a 15 minute warning for dubsposting one night then when I woke up and tried to post I found out I was banned for 2 fucking days
I'm pretty sure that violates one of the amendments of the constitution YOU FUCKING COMMUNISTS
Enjoy posting while you can lad

4th of julie review anno domini 2016

pros:
comfy weather (until rain)
charcoal
meats
marinade
creedence clearwater revival
beer
friends
sarsaparilla

cons:
rain

verdict:
strong 6

Kill yourself if you post vaping or fedora pictures.

...

They sure do.
Kirkland makes fucking everything.

>remember the 14 words! 88 white pride

6/10

deport yourselves

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rude

nice double
hope you don't get banned

eewww
girls are icky

I second Canuck bro I'm drinking viva le /cum/!!!

1776/10

>creedence clearwater revival
unamerican

>Keep in mind these are the exact people who will unironically tell you "juss b urself bro".
Idiot, that's what girls tell you. If a guy tells you this, he's gay or stupid.

good way to go. See you in a bit, friend

>move to a new city for work
>don't know anyone outside of work
>it's the fourth of july
>it's my fucking birthday
>have spent all my free time by myself
>get pretty loaded
>drive to a place recommend by a coworker to watch the fireworks
>cops show up
>get fucking popped for being drunk
I should never have left my fucking house
At least I didn't go to jail, I guess

>not giving them your cummies
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>cant rest arm properly on computer because roadrash when I slipped while turning on a wet sewer lid

this is suffering

did literally nothing to celebrate the 4th

Yeah, girls are the ones who tell you "b urself"
Guys are the ones who tell you "fake it 'til you make it" AKA be anyone BUT yourself

public intox?

>Prostate is throbbing like crazy
There's going to be a storm tomorrow

damn.... that's actually pretty good

Shitty senpai, sorry to hear. Pretty much same boat for me, minus the birthday part. And the police part

No formal charge, nothing on my record
>they said
Essentially I blew way over the limit but they more or less let is slide because I'm white and I wasn't driving at the time they nabbed me
Worst birthday ever honestly, fuck being 26

How do I become an erotic empowerment coach?


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>26
come on you're still young

I realize that 26 isn't that old in the grand scheme of things but on a peruvian basket weaving forum I feel fucking ancient, not to mention the fact that all my friends are getting married and having kids and shit

got a bottle of evan williams because it was only $20 for a 1.75 L

its quite bad

Working right now

guys I'm having to finger my ass with vegetable oil while I'm shitting because the turd is so big and dry it won't come out

how's your 4th going

Just think of it like this they'll also be getting divorced sooner haha bada bing

>tfw also 26

there's fucking stickers on twitter now when did this happen

any attempt to make any thread other than /cum/ is hotpocketed

>not to mention the fact that all my friends are getting married and having kids and shit


be glad you dont have kids

you lost grandpa?

That's nothing, I'm 28 and haven't had sex!