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me :3

cute

Just watched three freedom shows in a row. So blessed.

fuck me

Sup Forums has made me more patriotic desu

first for 2d gfs

i hate not having a foreskin

my dick hurts

Who here hasn't eaten at mcdonalds in years?

Get tlc x or something lad

You can grow that shit back

bigger tits!

first for FUCK OFF until 1am est
i will serve as CIA until that time

why havent you been banned for spam yet

think I went there around a year ago

Ate there for the first time in years last week. I almost puked.

>tfw my nearby US grocery store had a sale yesterday
>bought some Pop-Tarts and Steel Reserve

Verdict: pop-tarts are tasty (especially the Brownie and S'mores ones), but Steel Reserve is fucking terrible.

Now that we got that out of the way, what did you guys do yesterday?

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>go to america school
>first day of school
>get shot

gonna roll a ciggy

anyone want one?

negative responses will suffer 5 minutes of tickles, so be warned

did you eat the poptarts with the steel reserve?

guess you should have applied to be a janny haha

honestly im surprised they sell steel reserve outside of major US cities. its hobo booze

*looks at time*
hmm doesn't look like 1am to me, so KYS cunt

softcore hentai porn is so bland desu senpai

>Steel Reserve is fucking terrible.

lel no shit. Did somebody tell you it was good? It's some of the most bottom of the barrel coon shit imaginable.

not a rule, suck my nipples

thicc

I did

well what tobacco are you using?

Clock on my computer is slow senpai :3

i'll take two, but you can tickle me if you want

keep posting senpai

what teh fuck nigga

>tfw it's raining here and couldnt do fireworks

Bugler

Why are there always these child geniuses smarter than Einstein that pop up and then are never heard form again?

turn the 1 upside down, it's a 1 now

Only eaten it like 3 or 4 times.
Only once here in mexico.
(Like a year ago)
Always chicken.

longcat is bery long

They are always from some immigrant group people despise, it's fairly obvious why it's done...

this is a bad post

fuck off

Poke girls are best girls

filet o fish

this is the saddest thing i've seen today

excellent post
fuck you

ok not bad, ill join you m8y

welcome to weeb hours, friends
whiny normies (and janny) please vacate the area until 5 am est, thank you

Nurturing the intelligence is hard.

Because they don't do shit with it or despite their iq they don't have a natural affinity for any specific subject that lets them be anything more than a smart average person.

I'm going to El Paso tomorrow, I'm very happy!

guess what else is long

Because IQ is bullshit
I have a 121 IQ and I pretty much just play with my dick all day

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>"fillet" "o" "fish"

US grocery stores aren't really common here in Germany, but I live near a sizable US army base, so that should explain it.

Yeah, Steel Reserve doesn't have any advantages besides maybe the ABV. I put one in the fridge for two hours but it was still terrible.

No, I toasted two of them just now. They're delicious, especially the brownie variety.


Can you redpill me on Reese's, are they any good? Bought some of those too, but I've never had them before.

whats that around her neck

the brighter the candle the quicker it burns out
usually these kids either get depressed and kill themselves or get stuffed in some mensa cubical and do never ending research until they die
and thats IF they actually are child geniuses. sometimes someone just does something good and they get propped up as super smart and legendary. simply fodder for a feelgood article for some asshat to push out and get views/clicks

lick achmed the clock boy, or that one black kid recently who built his own PC and got an article written about how smart he was that he could do that. or even dream in code cuckboy in pic related

Being intelligent is hard. I had a friends who was a certified genius and life was frustrating as fuck because everyone wasn't as quick as him. He learned to humble himself though. That's really important.

IQ tests are inaccurate for outliers. Richard Feynman scored a 125.

Stick the reeses in the freezer first.

me too

Reese's are fucking delicious.
Everything they make is orgasmic.

is that a pair of balls i see

That's a good question.

chicken mcnuggets

reminder that spamming anime girls without actually saying anything gives the janny an excuse to ban all anime posters
respect your fellow anime poster by joining in on discussions and not posting anime girls just because you can

those are balls, i'm going full cancer itt

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This para ser honesto. Their IQ doesn't mean shit because they don't use it for anything in specific that could bring innovation.

I wish my country didn't bother with giving them stuff on a silver platter just because of an IQ test. We never even hear about them after the first article.

>this faggot again
Need more rom coms like pic related

please don't start this you cunt, think about the rest of us

>not a double quarter pounder with cheese.

>"chicken"
>"mc"
>""""nuggets""""

>double quarter pounder with cheese
wilb17

Jupiter is the fifth planet from the Sun and the largest in the Solar System. It is a giant planet with a mass one-thousandth that of the Sun, but two and a half times that of all the other planets in the Solar System combined. Jupiter is a gas giant, along with Saturn, with the other two giant planets, Uranus and Neptune, being ice giants. Jupiter was known to astronomers of ancient times.[11] The Romans named it after their god Jupiter.[12] When viewed from Earth, Jupiter can reach an apparent magnitude of −2.94, bright enough for its reflected light to cast shadows,[13] and making it on average the third-brightest object in the night sky after the Moon and Venus.

Jupiter is primarily composed of hydrogen with a quarter of its mass being helium, though helium comprises only about a tenth of the number of molecules. It may also have a rocky core of heavier elements,[14] but like the other giant planets, Jupiter lacks a well-defined solid surface. Because of its rapid rotation, the planet's shape is that of an oblate spheroid (it has a slight but noticeable bulge around the equator). The outer atmosphere is visibly segregated into several bands at different latitudes, resulting in turbulence and storms along their interacting boundaries. A prominent result is the Great Red Spot, a giant storm that is known to have existed since at least the 17th century when it was first seen by telescope. Surrounding Jupiter is a faint planetary ring system and a powerful magnetosphere. Jupiter has at least 67 moons, including the four large Galilean moons discovered by Galileo Galilei in 1610. Ganymede, the largest of these, has a diameter greater than that of the planet Mercury.

Jupiter has been explored on several occasions by robotic spacecraft, most notably during the early Pioneer and Voyager flyby missions and later by the Galileo orbiter. Jupiter was most recently visited by a probe in late February 2007, when New Horizons used Jupiter's gravity to increase its

as if the big mac was in dire need of having a higher amount of calories and fat

Pretty cool that JPL put a satellite in orbit of Jupiter.

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About to show a video if you want to watch.

They end up finding Sup Forums

yeah, i was watching the stream when it happened

*continues to shitpost while ignoring all my homework and actual work projects*

very informative post

Better.

Tired of this deep fry meme

I'm so sick of people pointing to bad food and saying "this is bad".
No shit, really?
Mcdonalds is poor quality mass produced cheap food?
Deep frying a big mac is poor health choice?
Fascinating.
Hey, you wanna know something? Water is wet and fire is hot.

Is this pasta b8 or are you legitimately this fucking assblasted that I posted a picture of a deep fried big mac?

PSA for all Canadians: there's a wild Leaf who keeps posting my AMERICAN waifu and claiming she's Canadian. This cannot stand. Keep your shitposters under control or else.

You've been warned.

did he really? wow

>You've been warned.
you're my waifu

Pretty happy we still btfo the rest of the world in space exploration. Can't wait until the new rocket gets going. I want to see a man on mars in my lifetime.

that's not any better and you know it, cunt

who?

It's not the picture, it's the totally unoriginal post i've seen a jillion times.
I haven't been back to Sup Forums in like 2 months, come back real quick and it's just mindless dreck.

hey yani.

Greetings janitor
I appreciate and therefore am grateful for the selfless hard work you do to ensure the flow of coherent discussions. I was told you refuse to take any moneterial benefits for doing your work. only a saint would do that. You are a saint among men

i want to eat this

>I haven't been back to Sup Forums in like 2 months
where did you go?

Thanks, it's all OC.

Deep fried is fine, just don't eat it every day. You don't get to be a 300 lb behemoth from eating one deep fried mars bar.

Yes, MENSA invited him and he quipped that he wouldn't meet their testing criteria.

Better than being a whiny non-contributing bitch.

Work.

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I've seen a lot of those shirts today because of the holiday.

I had a big mac recently when I was on vacation and I didn't want to go to a sit down restaurant.

it was alright, barely any meat though