Mom found my buttplug next to my cute panties

>Mom found my buttplug next to my cute panties

Help what do I say

Boy or girl?

I have needs

Hi, this post does not seem to be relevant to Sup Forums.
Please get off this board, shitposting is a disgusting habit.

This

MOM IT'S NOT A PHASE

friendly reminder to report shitposting

too bad there's no mods

u mad? :D

Fuck off auschwitz there's nothing wrong with having a laugh. Go suck janny's cock somewhere else.

I have ascended.

>u mad? :D
yes

Who do I believe?

Excuse me but my mother only approves of me browsing this board because she monitors it daily and says it is appropriate for me. If she were to find threads like this, I may no longer be able to browse this beloved board.
Please be considerate, no shitposting.
Thanks, have a great day! :)

Oh man I am so sorry. I would never act up in front of a lady as beautiful as your mother. I will behave now.

Thank you sir.
I will also inform my mother of your kind words.
Always a pleasure to communicate with people within this message board.

>>>/reddit/

i have both Sup Forums and reddit open at all times friend. I enjoy both communities.

What is wrong with reddit? It is a friendly place with enriching and engaging topics/discussions.
Quite a good forum if you ask me, perhaps you are not quite up to par IQ wise, and are unable to comprehend most of the content on it.

I apologies for my defensive outburst here: , my friend.
I do not like people making fun of my hobbies.
Thank you.

To all new - this is a bait
Ty