Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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過去ログ
>cuckchan.org/int/search/subject/日本語スレッド /
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
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youtube.com/watch?v=u0tvkMthIgY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Peruvians
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So, speaking fluent Japanese will allow me to have sex with 9/10 and 10/10 Japanese girls, right?

those kind of post should grant you an auto-ban

先に宣言した方のスレに書き込む

えっちぃなことは日本語で書きませう

Peruと在日は向こうのスレへどうぞ

Why are you so butthurt, shemale?

Thai thread 404d

Come home, yellow man

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RIP Japanese thread.

Gone before your time.

youtube.com/watch?v=u0tvkMthIgY

too bad... some japanon was about to post her tits there.

エッチなこと

Why do the Japanese dislike non-Japanese in their country even if they are helping out.

When i went out people were friendly but when they learnt I wasn't actually a tourist and actually working for a year or two (not a teacher) and that I had learnt a bit of Japanese they were much more hostile.

Here, I made this just now after having confused セ with サ for the 100000th time, even though they don't look anything alike.

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What did they do? How were hostile?

>when they learnt I wasn't actually a tourist
they also learnt that you are an asshole.

Is there really any confusion between うウ and かカ if they are the same sound?

hey I'm at work
pls post your faces with timestamp

yeah, if you are supposed to write them and confuse them

Maybe the Japanese prefers foreigners to be only visiting japan on a vacation but not living there.

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Perhaps you offended or slighted them in some way and didn't even notice.

You know what they say, user: if you go outside and meet an asshole, that's unfortunate, but if you meet assholes throughout your entire day, maybe it's who you was the asshole.

Japanese males always ask you the same questions

>Where are you from?
>What do you do?
>How long will you stay?
>Do u rike Japanese girl?

ブラジルだいすき日本
でも。。。
日本だいすきブラジル?

>they also learnt that you are an asshole
How would you know this?

I'm a native speaker.

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No problem with シ、ミ、三?

Peru do you think you will be able to pick up girls like this when you go to Tokyo? Or will you get a hooker at a soapland?

which city in china will you go to?

Is it autistic to see a smiley face whenever I read tsu or chi?
I can't accept they are rather than emotions, characters.

it's actually autistic not to
t. someone who used to have a normie friend who saw them as smilies

>カナ
>文字
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

It's more autistic to ask this question

When I travelled Thailand and Indonesia, everybody was really polite... I think I was an arrogant prick there.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just more passive aggression like they didn't want me to stay more than a few weeks before leaving. Japanese people are kind and considerate hostility comes from attitude and speech not action.

This is what I mean

And yet lots of Japanese go to other countries to work and stay for time, I'm not trying to become a Japanese. The Japanese economy is too insular as it is, having western business exposure is good for it.

Well their attitude only really changes when they realise I'm not there for a few weeks

We all like Japanese girl

>へヘ
Don't worry.
Even Japanese can't tell the difference with that font.

it's not any different than normies who try to talk to me tbf
>what's your hobbies?
>what music do you like?
>where do you like hanging out?
>what did you go to school for?

Any other good questions?
For foreigners you met for the first time?

>Japanese economy is too insular
That's why people bought yen on Brexit.

If it's any consolation, you probably weren't as bad as the Chinese or the Russians.

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RE;ゼロ
レム死んじゃった
甘々と稲妻をこれから観る
>I see. So it kind of makes sense with caligraphy?
>That reminds me. How fucked am I if my strokes are not that great of if I mess up the stroke order?
>My handwriting is already shit with the latin alphabet and I can only imagine how shit it would be with more detailed characters like Japanese uses.
>
>I mean I can still survive right? I doubt I would need to handwrite an essay on the Meiji period anytime soon.
The hiragana letters were made from flowing writing styles in the Heian era.
Their script orders of them are based on a rules of the cursive scripts of Kanji.
The each right order produces each right form for writing each.

Sigh, I wish I could increase the font size without just zooming

wait... this is peru?

he looks japanese and his facial hair is terrible lmao

>レム死んじゃった
ネタバレ注意しろやボケ!!!!
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I remember watching a stream of a jap and he pulled out a glock to show it, the whole stream chat exploded like "DON'T DO IT JAPBRO"

Japanese still change the massive amounts of inefficiency and lack of meritocracy.

no that's the mysterious leaf pinoy (not me)
t. I am not him

>the Chinese or the Russians
They'll visit your country soon... a lot of them.

that guy is cute, i doubt its peru

>he looks japanese
>Chinese men were sought out as husbands and considered a "catch" by the "dusky damsels" (Peruvian women) because they were viewed as a "model husband, hard-working, affectionate, faithful and obedient" and "handy to have in the house"
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Peruvians
Peruvians got CHINKED

>They'll visit your country soon... a lot of them.

Just keep a magnifying glass in front of your pc.

atama ga ii ne omae
sasuga nihonjin

It's probably efficient to let smart German run your entire country and import more cheap labour from Romania and Bulgaria.
Are these working? I don't think so.

I'm looking forward to it

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主人公死んじゃった

The British pound is at a 31-year low money.us/29jJqao

Thank you Brexit...we don't have to learn Chinese any more to sell our rice cookers and baby nappies to tourists.

>主人公死んじゃった

>カフェインとエフェドリンを飲んで
>30分後にすごいやる気が出る

今日こそ仕事を見つかるはず!!!

今週はまだ死んでないだろ

死んでもリバイバルするだろ

おはよう
起きたばかりだ
何をしましょう
コンビニに行ってインスタントラーメン買おうか

JESUS CHRIST CANADA GET A LIFE YOU ARE HERE ALL THE TIME DO YOU NOT EVEN SLEEP MAN

Japan can do it themselves but they can't go on like this forever, your government is making changes already. The western system isn't superior because its western its simply superior..

so comfy when you plan to not have kids

YOU'RE JUST HERE WHENEVER I'M AWAKE
HOLY MACKEREL

>willingly making yourself a slave to the infant jew

You should not hope for bad things to happen to British people, user.

>Spend time in wrong thread
>Miss this answer
Goddamnit. I will try to work on my stroke order then once I have learned all the kana.

丸形を買おう

C
O
M
F
Y

L
I
F
E

you understand?
no kids , no worries

>british reading "comprehension"

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no women no cry
no women no alimony
no women no responsibility

yes women no video games
yes women no Sup Forums
yes women no homosex

I dropped 4 cray cray pills and lost 5 kilograms in 2 weeks lol
i don't do anything i just sit here lurk away my day and i keep losing weight

Why don't you understand that the world hates Britain?

사랑해요

Losing too much weight too quickly is not good for your health, user.

Please consider slowing the rate at which you're losing weight.

i used to take this drug when i was little
turns out if you crush these pills and sniff the powder it is basically more or less the same as coke lol
i missed out so much guys

그럼 빨아도 돼요?
I don't consider myself human unless I weigh 68 kilograms.
Positive self-image is important. Isn't it, user?

>peru wont have brown manlets that hate white people and will never get laid

forgot picture

wtf are cray cray pills

I know that feel. I gained almost 10 kilograms since I started taking these meds.

shut the fuck up you stupid 日本狗. China is biggest and powerfullest country in east asia (and maybe all asia since india is so shitty) so why dont you just shut the fuck up? You know why, you are jealous of china growth and power. even though we are communist we are richest country in asia even the american united states borrow money from us dumb shit. every year we send china immigrants to japan to fuck your women because your men too sissy to have sex. did you know why? because in realisation japan women know china man actual man not japan, dumb fuck. you now go back to watching your little girl cartoons like the pathetic loser you are. what? you know only reason you exist is americans. if in asia no americans then we annex you, easy, no problem. we take over your shitty island in single day. i hope your mum fuck your dad poor dumb shit

Mostly antidepressants are anti psychotics or something similiar

pills that mental people take to contain themselves

I like to believe that the power of love trumps hate.

fuck you. why are you insulting me and make me feel bad for being overweight

brb
getting a bowl of instant ramen and a honey pudding
what flavor should i get? kimchi? bean paste? egg? udon? seafood?

Help, i'm not making any money from my exports

what do I do? :(

or should i order chinese food?

The world hates us
It doesn't matter what you believe

colonize third-world countries