>Harshit, a Kurukshetra resident and a student of Class-XII (IT) stream of GMSSS, had recently passed out. On July 29, Chandigarh Administration had announced that he had been hired by Google for a monthly training in graphic designing worth Rs 4 lakh. The announcement was widely reported in the media. Later, when queries were sent to Google, the announcement was found to be incorrect.
>The school principal and two teachers submitted their written statements to Brar on Wednesday. They also gave him a purported letter of appointment (that Harshit had shared with Deepkiran on WhatsApp), Harshit’s picture with politicians honouring him and his family in Kurukshetra and the web link through which he appeared in the online interview. The teachers also submitted a snapshot of Harshit’s Facebook page on which he has mentioned his location in California and workplace – Google.
>Harshit
>“Harshit got a phone call. We did not believe it at first. I kept telling him it could be a hoax. He shared the information with his school principal, who further released a press note, which led to media coverage, ” Bharti told Hindustan Times.
TL;DR
Poo in da loo thinks he got hired by Google and goes around telling his parents and school then it turns out to be a hoax so now hes in hospital on a hunger strike because he hasnt eaten in 2 days !!
Just watch as Google reaches out to him for virtue signalling.
Hudson Robinson
Idiot with delusions of greatness. Can happen to all races though
Zachary Perez
Google taking advantage of a nasty prank for good PR would be really scummy.
Justin King
shoo, poo, shoo
Lincoln Miller
so that means they will do it
David Perez
>Harshit
Hara in arabic literally means shit
Harashit = Shitshit
You can't make this shit up
Juan White
>hes in hospital on a hunger strike because he hasnt eaten in 2 days >in hospital >didn't eat for 2 days why the fuck is someone hospitalized after 2 days of not eating?
Josiah Allen
america
Jack Bell
Wow. A greedy shitskin ran to the press for publicity. News at 11.
Lincoln Long
harSHIT in street
John Bennett
Because Indians tend to over react to everything. They live on drama, it's a giant part of their culture. They overreact because it works for them, hence the reason why he's not eating in the first place. He thinks if he makes a big enough stink maybe it'll work.
Elijah Rodriguez
how much of a stink is too much for an indian?
Julian Cook
...
Luis Gray
That's awful.
Daniel James
but what did they actually tell him?
Henry Scott
>Harshit >poo in loo is called hard shit
The jokes write themselves.
>Damn, I feel somewhat sorry for the kid.
I don't.
Landon Fisher
>i have no food but i must poo
Aiden Morales
There is no known amounts. Their air has so much shit in it, breathing is like inhaling a perpetual fart.
Nicholas Green
...
Noah Robinson
Underrated
Benjamin Miller
...
Matthew Lewis
>shit in the street pajeet tricks google into a sympathy hire fixed that for you user
Daniel Collins
>hasnt eaten in 2 days !!
But when was the last time he pooed?
Luke Morris
Worked for moot
Hunter Lopez
this fucking got me
John Perez
moot used his jew influence tho
Leo Russell
DESIGNATED
Juan Smith
...
Gabriel Thomas
>implying Google will ever hire pajeet designers >Implying pajeets are creative
Cooper Wood
Have you seen youtube and google+ today? surely thats gotta be a pajeet
Nolan Sullivan
Subhumans are fucking hilarious
Asher Morgan
...
Owen Richardson
Yeah. When I was using Youtube today, it shat the bed.
Elijah Russell
>inb4 jewgle fires a fucking white male to offer poor pajeet his dream job
Charles Sanchez
>"traumatized by his public humiliation" >publishes his picture online lol wut
Luke Perez
>taking advantage of a nasty prank for good PR would be really savvy ftfy
Tyler Powell
>inb4 google hires him for publicity
Jack Scott
Plot twist
Hes in the hospital from constipation
Adrian Brooks
Reminder that there are 1.3b of these pajeets.
Alexander Thompson
Stop feeling so sorry for yourself, human trash.
Gabriel King
spotted the pajeet
Jayden Hernandez
>Hindustan Times. lol
Kayden Lee
>numale
how will they if he's dieded
David Scott
bruh
Carter Nelson
kek
Oliver Bailey
should have cheated harder
Hudson Edwards
kek
Oliver Hughes
...
Brayden Jackson
I was gonna say this, the little shit probably had it planned out
Joseph Martinez
>Hara in arabic literally means shit it's 5ara not hara, 5aralord
Ryder Howard
>mfw google will actually hire him for muh PR
Oliver Morales
>HARSHIT
you can't make this shit up
Jack Richardson
HIRING
Oliver James
Tough shit Harshit
William Ortiz
>sorry about your job Harshit. why don't you come work bat the white house?
How long until this little retard blows himself up?
Blake Rivera
Poor pajeet won't eat his curry.
Jaxson Collins
That's some harsh shit.
Robert Cooper
>graphic design >6k scholarship the ones that are to blame are the adults around him who believed this shit. a kid his age can still dream, an adult should've seen the hoax.
Hudson Ramirez
There it is Now I can sleep
Thomas Gray
I remember reading this article about India buying smelly bombs from Israel to tame protesters. According to the article, these bombs smell like dead bodies and sewage. The smell is so strong, it takes days to wear off even after multiple showers. However, when Indian law enforcement had actually tried them, they didn't do shit, because, apparently, Indians don't consider them stinky.
Joshua Robinson
Heh
Adrian Cook
Harshit is the new Pajeet.
Samuel Morgan
2 days?
Lmao
I went without any food or water for 5 days. Step up, poonigger
Jace Torres
Pretty mean thing to do to a kid, he just wanted a job. Google could give him a paid internship in India. He is only 16.
Samuel Roberts
>Brown people >not saying shitskin >>>tumblr
Andrew Howard
Why do Pajeets think facial hair is manly. Even Mediterraneans and anglos shave. Even the manliest race in the world polish shave.
Matthew Wilson
is this a poo in loo version of cool clock ahmed or was he actually scammed?
Evan Bailey
Don't tell them It helps with identifying the leftists
Nathan Ward
>Even the manliest race in the world polish shave. Are Polacks even able to grow a beard?
Come to think of it, I've never seen a slavic person with a full beard. I guess they lack the testosterone.
James Garcia
>implying any leftist would hate a brown person Leftists love brown people, that's why they invite them into their homes so they can rape their daughters and wives.
Carter Brooks
>Russo-German cucksservants >manly
Brandon Powell
They invited hitler into their countries in 1940 and now they're inviting browny too. We really need to do something about these people.
Ian Sanchez
Maybe malnourishment will do him some good. His body might decide to eat his unibrow for sustenance.
Luis Gray
Leftists are a lot more racist than right wingers They virtue signal hard only to cover their disgust for niggers and other shitskins If leftists weren't racist they would do everything in their power to deport all africans back to africa so they could build up their shitholes But leftists don't think shitskins are intelligent enough for that so they call for open borders >implying leftists live in shit neighbourhoods with lots of shitskins let alone allow them to live with them in the same house That happens too rarely to make a rule for it
Isaiah Thompson
is he ok
Parker James
The democrats are the REAL Gerbils
Jonathan Lopez
i don't agree with the generalization about drama, it exists in every country. But yes, the 'hunger strike' bullshit is to probably create enough media attention hoping that some head-fucked company might offer him a scholarship. reminds me of clock-bomb boy, I even feel like the 'hoax' was intentional. won't work tho, he looks fucking putrid, even by Indian standards. ugly fucks statistically get less sympathy.
-i'm a pajman :P
Lincoln Anderson
I don't know whats worse how pathetic this is or that Google will hire him cause of it. Whats a 60k Salary for couple million dollars worth of publicity.
Jose Miller
how much fat is too fat for an american?
Dominic Wilson
>That happens too rarely to make a rule for it You obviously don't live in Sweden.
True story, a pregnant mother invited a pack of shitskins to live with them, and let them have their way with her 16 and 15 year old daughter. She didn't even believe them when they told her they were raped (because who would believe cis gendered white people over the sweet brown adults), only after looking it up on facebook and seeing other similar stories where daughters had been raped did she believe them.
Owen Ross
Holy shit that's so hot. Even hotter if they fucked the pregnant mom too.
Colton Miller
Found the brownskin.
Ryan Jenkins
No I'm a legit bong. I just get off to shit like this happening to people. Thinking of the shock the pregnant mom must of had when she realized her two most precious items where fucked like toys by subhuman savages fires me up like nothing else. Even better if she was force fucked after approaching them while pregnant. Its the reason why I love to fuck milfs in their kids rooms or pregnant wives.
Parker Martin
>No I'm a legit bong. Isn't your country like 80% brown already?
Elijah Johnson
Parts of it essentially yeah. I live in London near Hyde park and its essentially a weird mix of Saudi Arabia and smelly poo shit. Will gtfo after finish studies
Ryan Johnson
Welcome to the real world where everyone is an asshole.
Daniel Peterson
>He went for online interview through video conferencing and was selected on the basis of posters designed by him while doing class 12th under the supervision of his teachers. are there any examples of his work?
Jonathan Miller
I want to turn India into glass. Nothing else but nuclear inferno will be adequate sanitization.
Adam Collins
>I want to turn India into glass Wouldn't that simply cause a POOclear winter?
Sebastian Morgan
Not if the warheads are high yield.
Jackson Cox
lol. Whole city is dumber than your average Mike Dice. What would you except. I am Punjab that county where the city is located. AMA.