Why aren't you moving to the USA Sup Forums?

Why aren't you moving to the USA Sup Forums?

I don't want to be shot.

Faggots

My family would found out that Im doing gay porn.

Canada
Norway

Better.

getting shot isn't that bad
Puta?

Yo calling me puta?

No guarantee of a high paying job

This shit is why every European "man" is an effeminate twink. If you don't get shot at least 2-3 times a year growing how are you supposed to learn how to be a real man?

I like my country, it is ok.

this doesn't happen that much

I haven't met my American wife yet
No citizenship gibs

FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL.

You're a cute poster but 50% of austrians are nazis so you might not be cute

he's straight, don't bother

>wanting to loose freedoms
Depending on the state, it's even harder to get guns in america than in france.
You also have stupid laws on alcohol. I went there when I was 19 and couldn't get into bars.
And your food is disgusting, everything tastes too sweet, even the fucking bread tasted like pastry.
Oh and I guess healthcare is nice.

Yeah so what?

GRENOBLE
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ill just go to Canada instead then

What happens in Grenoble?

>tfw obama's father was a manwhore who lied about being already married when he married obama's mother

Whatever you want to, I'm not picky

>euro cuck afraid of getting a boo-boo
Europe is dying and deserves it

We're awful. USA is much better place to move.

No, you're not. Multiculturalism is Canada's identity. That's awesome.

Yeah, but Canada is definitely isn't shit. You guys really need to get liberal cucks out of office.

Because Trump´s rise basically confirms that a significant portion of americans hate mexicans.

Trust me. USA is MUCH better. We're poorer and living in a frozen shithole with expensive food and videogames. Go to America.

Stfu, you're perfect.

Flip a coin.

no

But your country has potential to be fucking cool

I'm into vore

A significant portion is Mexican.

I have no interest in moving into the colonies of United Kingdom

We don't even have culture. America is rife with culture.

>expensive food
where do you live, fucking nunavut?

Hell, with PM like this, who could complain?

As a Trump supporter, I don't hate real Mexicans and I don't even hate real mexican americans. I just want to get rid of the smelly leeches that come here illegally and demand free shit

Self hating mexicans is nothing new, you should see how many mexicans are quick to defend our goverment everytime the fuck something up.

I don't have a job offer there that pays enough to make moving there worth it when I already own a home in Vancouver.

>OMG, you've really never been shot before?
>Awww, user, that's so sweet. You're like an innocent little kid.
>No, of course it doesn't make you "less of a man".
>Hey, come on, stop crying... some people just mature slower than others.

how do you play out that shit? you can't go around eating people

Shh all food is that expensive in Canada

murika is not that bad if you get to live in a famous big city. but rural areas seem to have nothing to do.

>That's awesome.
it's a fucking meme

"but rural areas seem to have nothing to do."
>get drunk
>hunt dear
>shop at walmart
>go camping
>cook moonshine
>watch a man ride a bucking bull
>watch a clown get mauled by a bull
>square dance in a barn
>grow crops
>drive a tractor
>ride a horse
>buy a truck
>go off-roading
>fire guns
>prep for doomsday catastrophes
>go to curch
>speak in tongues
>dance with poisonous snakes in church
>hunt city-slickers who are lost
>cook meth
>swim in above ground pools
>tip cows
>go to a beauty pageant
>sing songs about trucks
>sing songs about dirt roads
>ruin a cheerleader's promising future by impregnating her in high school
>sing songs about country girls in tight jeans
>protest outside abortion clinics
>bang rural sloots
>bang relatives
>abandon unwanted children

>you can't go around eating people
Don't you try to stifle me, Jãco

This list might confuse an unaware person into thinking there are things to do in rural America. But I guarantee you that the only real thing to do in rural America is to get wasted on cheap beer and whiskey every night while watching TV on your DirecTV dish or whatever because nobody ever ran any fucking cable to your shithole.

t. American

I didn't know Austria still existed

This is 100% accurate. Throw in the occasional day of fishing/durr huntin'.

>Jãco
This isn't a name in any language

Please don't come here. Brazilians expats are some of the most insufferable people I've had to interact with. Especially your "upper class". Fuck off we're full.

I added the ~ for effect. Jaco is a name though.

>>buy a truck
too random man

make me :)

k

>effect
that thing changes the pronunciation you know

what is there to do in big cities that you can't do in rural towns? Do you go to museums and see broadway shows ever damn day? is that worth the rent, noise, lack of nature, and overcrowding?

This

I know people who go to a concert basically every week

Yes.

roadies?
groupies?

who would even want to go to concerts that much? I think it'd get old after a while.

How do I get a Green Card?

I go to restaurants, concerts, exhibitions, theatre, etc. on a regular basis, yeah. I have no desire to do anything involving nature, and I don't particularly mind the noise and people (unless it's like Times Square or Piccadilly Circus levels). Yeah, the rent sucks, and I wish I could dodge it. If you want to raise some kids or something, NYC and London make it hard. But for me it's worth it.

If you want to do nature shit, or if you're the type who likes to sit in their apartment, or if you don't make much money, then of course it makes no sense to live in NYC.

Oh, and sitting in a small town with the same people, day in and day out would be more exciting?

Big cities are better cuz theres always SOMETHING going on, no matter what, thi gs to discover, people from many other places. Its the energy of the place, its not just some speed bump on the way to somewhere better

You own a home? Can I come live with you?

Ill bring s'mores.

But I will as soon as I finish my studies.

Just dont try to marry any American women.

"Ted Thuy" just isnt a good name for kids

don't use it like that then

Canadians OUT.

Make me

Do they browse gay porn a lot?

Also are you part Korean e Brasileiro?

I did, then came back to where I am now.

Not my best decision.