YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD OF YOUR COUNTRY HAS CONQUERED JUPITER

YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD OF YOUR COUNTRY HAS CONQUERED JUPITER

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Didn't they do that shit like 50 years ago already?

The rocket engine is actually British made

Partial Credit!

>muh rocket engine
Pathetic!

It was launched in 2011

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

i am a citizen of the world

pretty cool how they did it. America has the smartest scientists

I meant they've been sending probes to jupiter since the 70's
Making a satellite orbit is even easier
Not much of an achievement desu

That won't be a problem

They put the american flag and these things because they got their money from american politicians and they must make them happy. But in real life that mission is made thanks to cooperation between various countries and peoples and we have a kind of mutualistic space exploration programs, except maybe for China that goes on his way, even thought they also cooperate.

Did you put a flag on Jupiter?

>CONQUERED
America will never become a modern nation if the people won't get over their braindead tribalism.
Do you know remotely any fucking thing about the technology involved in this feat? Of course you don't; you're a dead shit lesser ape desperately trying to ride on the coat tails of the very select individuals who bucket the trend and did something else over 99.99% percent of the people living in your nation are capable of: making global news without involving firearms and dead students.

You haven't conquered shit, fatboy.

It was actually Russians who first used the gravity boost technique.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luna_3

Where's Australia's space program? Even Canada has Canadarm

>Mfw someone who doesn't even have a space program tries to criticize mines going to Jupiter

it's really cool. I can't even imagine the type of math they used in order to perform this "trick shot"

Russians you mean

I remember back during the London Olympics we landed that rover on Mars and Sup Forums went ape shit for 24 hours with American patriotism.


Now we have gays burning the flag on Facebook for media attention.
How far we have fallen is so few years.

The Rosetta mission was pretty impressive in that regard

>poised to unlock the planet's secrets
Are they surveying Jupiter for burgers and oil ?

>Where's Australia's space program?
We don't need it. Instead we have a huge monopoly on nuclear materials and a scientists are focus on quantum computing, of which will be of monumental importance over the next hundred years.

Anyway, why do you even care about space? Do you know anything about this significance of this mission?

t. arkady dmitriev

This is the kind of shit that blows my mind when I think how far humanity has come.

>ignorant shitpost
>check flag
No surprise here

>taking credit for something a team of international scientists did in your country of 300M
You could die tomorrow and nobody of those scientists would even bat an eye, you are irrelevant.
Its not your achievement, just like a team winning a cup doesnt mean you can show it as "We won". Its always "They won"

>implying France wouldn't just survey for baguettes

>He thinks his "Union" has more than a dew years left before it implodes.

Before long you'll have to pay for welfare checks to all those Muslims with your own money Louis.

Good job Nasa :^)

big whoop I can put a probe into orbit around Jool with manual retrograde burns basically by eye

>ESA = EU

>country of 300M
Better than refugees of 3 million

>Not rooting for the progression of humanity

America take me in pls :(

>butthurt criticism
>check flag
No suprise here

>America in charge of handling the banter

...

You're all refugees/immigrants m8

so you take no joy at all when German football team wins a World Cup for example?

>being suprised that a German is butthurt
After all those refugees, the average German is butthurt 24/7

I mean we've been mapping the stars and planets since like history began

I don't think it's that crazily far out in terms of scope

>comparing pilgrims to rapeugees

Our ancestors used to hit stones together to make tools and then there's is this.

And if you look at it from the other perspective; a group of people in a room sent a piece of machinery further away than one could possibly imagine, to a huge ball of gas floating in nothing. Not only did they send it that far, they calculated exactly when the gas ball and the machine would pass each other.

Don't get me started on fucking moon landings, man. This shit is eye opening and mind blowing.

>Meanwhile france still uses explosive decoupling.
>Big boy russia pulled another space pen on us.
Is the US memed as we are or did they copy the russians on that too?

Our ancestors used to map the stars with disturbing accuracy
Star charts were more corrects than land maps for a long time

I don't think it's that extreme in terms of getting something there
The big challenge with space travel was always the earth itself

You cuckstamps really make me cringe tb.h

space elevator when

Europe named it and seeded your lands, so all of your accomplishments are the fruits of our historical loins

>MUH

>WE

>polish intellectuals

>WUZ

What an embarrasing post, americans just vomit whatever crosses their fat heads when they don't have anything to say

Don't give them (You)'s spainbro

80% of the scientists at NASA are foreigners.

>All these butthurt eurofags
you'll never know the feel of triggering so many countries at once

>Polish intellectuals

Im pretty sure this kind of post is called "moving goalposts"

You'll never know how it feels to live in a country, with smart people, with culture, with good food, without terrible pollution.

all me

>australians
>eurofags

I'm pretty sure this kind of foreign policy is called "cultural suicide"

Why do you Euros go to such delusional lengths to convince yourself you're better than Americans?

I think google lied to me. Those look like white people in OP's photo.

You'll never know how it feels to not have unreasonably strict gun laws

>muh guns are more important than culture, actual food, and clean air
are you out of your fucking mind

Dont need guns ;^)

Yeah it's not like you have a shit load of terrorists brewing in rotterdam or anything.

Every country in the world proudly takes American culture up the ass daily.

Canada has no culture.

>America
>Culture
Pick one

>tfw whenever some american space achievement like this happens other cunts on Sup Forums invariably come along and shit on it
why? ;_;

if going bald before 28 and bending over for jamal can be considered culture, sure thing, geert van houten

we're talking about dutch culture, not canadian culture, you ignoramus

Props to op for this trigger shitfest, i salute you

if they don't add enough diversity there's just gonna be some 'gate' about google being racist

Why didn't moot make a thread like he did for mars curiosity

Insecurity and general ignorance about how the world actually works. Euros are no better than Americans when it comes to ego.

i'll conquer uranus tonight big boy ;)

>When the european space agency does landed that thing on a comet
>"What a wonderful achievement for the world isn't earth great"
>When NASA Does something
>"USA USA USA USA SUCK IT EUROPOORS"

u r gay ToBeHoNeSt

fucking hell like i butchered that coment probablt shouldn't drink and post haha.

>US sends a probe to jupiter
>everyone cheers
>euros land a bucket on a clump of dirt
>they get censured for misogyny
Euros are soft cunts. They're an embarrassment.

>"What a wonderful achievement for the world isn't earth great"
More like random EU nationalism out of nowhere desu

>Americans do something space related
>butthurt Old Worlders

Why? Aren't you the ones getting on our case about no science and education in America?

it's rocket science after all

You can't conquer God, silly ameridumb

We're Gods chosen people though.

Because posts like OPs Jamal.

>mbie.govt.nz/info-services/sectors-industries/space

>nz space agency

we are getting a space agency before australia lmao.

Ahahahahah

>French get to brag about their wine
>Germanns get to brag about their cars
>Dutch get to brag about their cheese
>Americans brag about space and its a crime

Why?

>MUH MUH JUPITER

fuck i cant wait for all this new jupiter technologies to change the world

Hol up hol up. Doesn't Australia have a higher population, more money, and bigger worker pool?

lmao Kiwis confirmed to be better than Aussies

>Dude, Fleming, like why are you wasting time and money playing around with miss all day? Don't you think that's a waste of time I mean come on.

When the US discovers the Neptune sized planet beyond Pluto we'll give it a proper Greco-Roman name.

If brits discovered it they'd name it Mohammed or something. Leave space to us.

>implying you wont name it trayvon in honour of muh brave skittles hero

nice try america

>implying the Brits won't bring curry to space

could we do that with people in it?

I thought Germans were supposed to have a decent grasp on English, herr Martin Druschberg

Trust me m8, there's no better feeling in the world