Spying technology

Does Sup Forums own any spy gear? Post some cool spy gear!

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>bolts are botnet

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kek

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whats the best spy/hidden camera to put in your room?

Intel CPUs, AMD CPUs, and every phone.

I would take a old smartphone and load "SleepRecorder" in it. It becomes a voice activated sound recorder. Battery lasts forever and you can forget about it on top of the fridge or under the bed and the sound recording capabilities in a phone are pretty nice.

You will always find out something you werent aware of. The most shocking to me is how people talked about me behind my back.

You magnificent bastard

>Intel CPUs, AMD CPUs, and every phone.
[citation needed]
>"b-b-but muhh InfoWars! muhhh Area 51!"
wew lad

Quick Sup Forums we need open source screws.

Intel Management System

>Your

You should ask if anyone has a non spying device. It's extremely rare these days.

no proof that it is spying on you.
>"b-b-but the Jews dude!"
wew lad

Just because it isn't active doesn't mean it's not spy gear and could be activated at any time, sweetie.

>tfw my phone has proprietary screws that only iGeniuses can unscrew

This is a camera for ants. They aren't one-offs either.
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This

quick OP, install gentoo on that screw so it stops spying on you

tfw pc case is part of the boltnet

>post pictures of spying technology
Pic related.
Baseline windows 10 netstat

Heres one more for ya:
>youtube.com/watch?v=Y3no3mlLfjY

Windows 10

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>800TVL over unshielded composite cabling
Sure thing brah.

anons right. If that is indeed unshielded cable you better make sure you install it in a Faraday cage

Where did you leave the device? I would like to do the same.

wait till you get caught that's when the real fun starts

while I wouldnt put it past microsoft to do this, I haven't seen this replicated

The battery would eventually die of course. It would at most run for a week or two.

But honestly, you can just mount those phones high up on your wall and use them as cameras as well as microphones. I have three in my apartment and no guest has noticed them until I pointed them out. People are pretty oblivious to these things.

SPYTECH FROM MICROSOFT

What did you think of this?

youtube.com/watch?v=iexNV6SZEJk

We've already been over this dozens of times.
Look at the size of the stream he "decrypts", it's 1KB.
The stream is also obviously not encrypted because there's a clear pattern in it. Encrypted data looks like random noise.

Welcome to the boltnet, we're all screwed. (carat nosed smiley face)

I usually left the device right in plain sight on the coffee table or behind the tv. It actually came handy for non nefarious reasons like trying to find out if someone else had a key to my place.

One time I left it on a iPad on the coffee table lol, I had and learned my fwb was sleeping around with someone, she had always denied it. Another time I had a sound recording app going and captured an assault on tape it wasn't used for police purposes, it was a "friendly" matter. They denied it ever happen, well one day the person who they denied it to told them "user says he's got you on tape" their story changed real quick.

So you will learn things, it will also come real handy, it is also a nice way to save a memory from family or friends like a photograph but sound,
It's better than camera because less battery consumption and everyone usually pays more attention to sound than video, question is can you keep your mouth shut about how you're finding this information out, it may be illegal in your jurisdiction, people freak out a lot more when you're sound recording than when you are filming. So use it with caution

Jesus titty fucking Christ, why would you tell anyone that comes in?

Wouldn't call it "spy gear" but I have a Canary camera watching my possessions.

>Ants are botnet

Hmm can I see it user?

laser microphone

thats pretty remarkable actually. also 50fps

I wonder if anyone has used it and posted sample footage on youtube

>boltnet
Kek

Reminder that IoT means soon every device will have spy cameras and microphones that can't be turned off.
And jamming the signal will be illegal because normies actually want IoT.

>sample video
>sticks it up his disgustingly hairy nose

They should have issued a warning.

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>live in apartment complex
>make friends with staff member
>he lets me in on how he breaks into girls' apartments to steal their used panties and replaces them with the same brand and size
>move out recently
>ask another friend in apartment complex to hold onto some stuff while I'm moving to my new place
>staff bro calls me up to tell me he found my things in her apartment

What can I use to make sure no one's going through my stuff at my new place?

>What can I use to make sure no one's going through my stuff at my new place?

Well surveillence does nothing to keep anyone from going through your stuff, it just shows you what's going on.

You need to invest in changing the locks or not have things at your place that are valuable.

This is why firesafes exist. Alternatively, stop living in a shit area.

The last apartment place I was at required me to give them a copy of my key if I changed the locks. On top of that, staff bro told me he knows how to pick locks.

I just need to get a cunt on camera if he tries to rob me. Chances are, it's going to be somebody I know and I'll be able to spot them out from the footage.

>firesafes
I don't really want to throw my gayman pc in a firesafe.

>stop living in shitty areas
I can't find a decently priced not shit place near campus.

Ok dude, I am aware of this " required to give them a key" bullshit. I understand that, and I understand shit staff, and the camera will never help with that because they will stand behind the staff no matter what they'll just accuse you of doctoring the footage and make you sound and look like a creep for having security camera.

>Bro told me he knows how to pick locks

bullshit, let me see him pick a abloy security lock. Of course that nothing is full proof but there are locks and there are locks. A nice Abloy or other security lock will get you settled against idiots like that.

>I can't find a decently priced not shit place near campus.

Serious pro tip here. Consider van dwelling. You save money, AND your shit is actually safe.

This is the worse advice I've gotten from Sup Forums since I installed Gentoo.

Just don't be female. Or if you are, just give them used panties, and let them exchange them when they run out of smell.

which part?

>Or if you are
I doubt the guy would reveal that information to user if he were a girl.

You never actually finish installing gentoo.
There's always something else you could do to improve your system that is a kernel compiling away from.

The point is that my stuff is vulnerable to staff and the next apartment complex staff could just start lifting shit from my apartment.

I'd need something like a hidden camera to bust them in the act since I probably won't be able to stop them from coming in my room.

Mainly the part about living in a van. I hope that's bait. And them saying that I could have doctored footage is pretty far-fetched.

>And them saying that I could have doctored footage is pretty far-fetched.

Welcome to the real world kid. I heard bullshit like that from actual cops.
>Mainly the part about living in a van
It's not for everyone, are you putting the idea down because you're a goody two shoes or for some other reason?

>I heard it from actual cops
I'm sure you did, sweetheart.

>are you putting it down because you're a goody two shoes
How about cause vans are easier to break into than apartments?

I wonder if I can order some cams and mics for my room off the chinks.

Mainly because no one is breaking into your apartment, they're walking in because they have a fucking key which you are required to provide. Could be that you know.
>I'm sure you did, sweetheart.
Why do you think "two party" systems even exist into law? It's plausible deniability, management knows the guy does it, you can't do that and get away with it without any complaints to management, they're very well aware of the problem, and as proof they don't care is that he still has his job. You'll learn about these things as you progress in life kid.

You're ignoring how someone walking by can bash the van window and start stealing as opposed to doing it at an apartment complex with cops patrolling.

>You'll learn about these things as you progress in life kid
Oh, look at little user, thinking he's making a good arguement on the internet. That's so cute, babe.

>You're ignoring how someone walking by can bash the van window and start stealing as opposed to doing it at an apartment complex with cops patrolling.

jesus christ do you live in roach infested slums to have cops patrolling your neighborhood? No one is going to break into your "work van" if you make it look like any other van out there, the point of van dwelling is that you're discreet as fuck and no one knows youre there. You can park it anywhere, where do you even live that apartment break ins and car break ins are so much of a concern??

Can I use the built in recorder? I assume that wastes a lot more then one that only records when it detects sound.

You can use the built in recorder, the main advantage of the voice activated mode is that you won't have to listen to a 2 hour file in order to hear the relevant 3 to 5 minutes of sound you actually want.

Gotcha man, thanks. Which one do you recommend?

Did you use this for situations like your hanging out with friends but need to use the bathroom for a second?

>Did you use this for situations like your hanging out with friends but need to use the bathroom for a second?
No, more like "ok honey I'm going to work I'll see ya later". And when I was living by myself I just left it on while I was gone to see if I'd hear anyone coming in that wasn't me.
>Which one do you recommend?
I recommend you go to the app store and pay the 1.99 for the "sleep recorder" app and use that. There's a lot more today, there are two good ones, play with the free versions before you buy.

Have you tried installing gentoo on the screws.

:( sadly

XDDDD WINDOWS IS SPYING ON US XDDDD
Literally just data from what you type and what you do sold to companies to send you shitty personnalized advertisings.
What do you think? Big bad Microsoft has a file for each one of their billion customers with their sexual fetishes and family tree? Stop being retarded.

How the fuck can you put a camera into a screw head??

Tits or gtfo

>set up Linux on a shit computer I found for a poorfag friend that didn't have a PC
>ssh into it
>his browser cache is full of gay porn

He's gay. So what?

He fears for his friend's immortal soul.

I have an Android, so I don't think there's that specific application.

But I understand, I'll do the same. Cheers friend.

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That's exactly what advertising profiles are you fucking dullard

There is, I've used android/iOS/wp8.1 with this app

>Does Sup Forums own any spy gear?

Windows 10 and a cellphone.

Looked around and haven't seen it.

Is the font type and large font size supposed to make it more spooky.

They're literally on your screenshot.

Both dream talk recorder and sleep recorder are good

burden of proof

prove intel ME is spying on you
>protip: you can't

>I know the police wiretapped your phone line, but you don't really KNOW that they're spying on you

[spoiler] [/spoiler][spoiler] [/spoiler][spoiler] [/spoiler]

Seriously

agreed eugh

also 250p resolution

>citation needed
Have you fucking been asleep for the last 5 years you reject?

This, and because the whole thing is opaque it's impossible to audit for security.

A remotely-addressable "management" backdoor without any way to audit it, sounds like the safe thing to do is ASSUME it has a backdoor.

very amuse senpai

Glorious!

>assuming a corporation whose interests are intrinsically adverse to those of their customers is innocent
Pascal's wager applies since we can't prove either way.

false analogy, prove the intel ME is "wiretapping" your CPU
>protip: you can't

>corporations want to sell you a product
>"DUDE but NASA put backdoors on it bro trust me!"
>cannot prove claim or provide a reputable source to back up claim
>"take my word for it bro!"
okay lad

the question isn't whether intel/amd cpus have the management engine it's whether it's being used as a backdoor, educate yourself before you come off as a retard

Does anyone recommend any cameras for my toilet?

>corporations want to sell you a product
underage? Corporations want to continue existing for their own sake. Selling you a product is the necessary evil.
Sadly, it's an unfalsifiable claim, but large entities' interests naturally align with other large entities' interests.

why not just hide a tape recorder behind the tank

There is any good app for dis on f-droid?