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ned 2 get a johb 2bh

Update: scrolled through all the documentaries on iPlayer and couldn't find it

Found some absolute shite on there haha fuck me the bbc does make some good things but most of it is absolute dross

Is this the /brit/ thread?

What do you think

Mummy has no chance of winning, does she?

genuinely can't tell if a boy or a girl

Who this?

American boys must be very feminine looking then

Seems ded desu

wish i was black

wouldve made a sick rapper

una vela

This thread is racist.

Holy fuck m8s, how do you cunts drive manual as your daily drivers. Got a car in manual had it for a week and it's fucked. Mind you it's my first car and i had to learn manual in it so still nervous as all fuck driving it around as anyone would with any car. Just being manual makes it a bit harder especially since 95% of the people around you are all driving in automatics texting and eating at the same time.

That's because it's 5 AM in Britain

fucking white bitch crackas

The Euros are sad we don't feel European ;_;

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you'll get used to it after driving it for a few months. I don't even think about it when I am driving, changing gears is mindless

i giggle everytime that yank posts a british slang word

>I said slag off!

/brit/ sleepy

What is so hard about it?

Germany lol fucking hell FUCKING FUCK

This, it's only really an issue for city driving when you're constantly 1st,2nd,1st,2nd,1st,2nd..

>refugee migration isn't working guys

>MORE REFUGEES

why?

Because Euros don't have children anymore so governments are importing people to breed for them.

To get the GOOD refugees

My biggest problem is downshifting correctly, i do it too early going too fast so i lug the gears and shit got to get smoother with the downshifts. That and if i am coming to a corner i sometimes get a bit panicked trying to downshift and will let it coast with the clutch down so basically in neutral which is a very unsafe and a bad thing to do.

Just getting use to it desu, i hate turning off into a street or something when i am in a high gear. I am hoping the constant paranoia of driving goes away.

What should i be doing say if i am going 50km/h or 30~mph and want to turn off in either direction. Should i be breaking and then downshift after i turn and am straight again or downshifting before the turn while breaking or what.

business idea: flood syria with african, asian, paki, native american immigrants and let multiculturalism fix everything

*does a depression*

hahaha.....hah...haha.......ha..ha

omg thainonce will you just FUCK OFF, you're so disgusting

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all i gathered from this post is that you can't drive

i giggle everytime that yank posts a british slang word

you need to heel-toe like a dorifto kingu

i like him, i'd let him rim me after a poo

Are you a monarchist? Why?

Give it a month and you won't believe you even had to post this.

That may be so but i am trying to learn m8, their really should be manual licenses like other countries. That way you learn manual properly and not just with someone who kind of knows how to drive it or from youtube videos.

>That and if i am coming to a corner i sometimes get a bit panicked trying to downshift and will let it coast with the clutch down so basically in neutral which is a very unsafe and a bad thing to do.
not really. it's fine to do that when you are starting out

Yes
I like the pomp and circumstance

eating cheesecake that hasn't even set yet

it becomes second nature and instinctive after awhile don't worry you'll get the hang of it

Yes
Culture and tradition is important for a cohesive society

jesus you're overthinking it. operate the car in terms of gear allocations based upon speed. it will differ from car to car, but this is pretty standard in hatchback and sedan.

>0 to 20 km/h = 1st gear
>20 to 40 km/h = 2nd gear
>40 to 60 km/h = 3rd gear
>60 to 70 km/h = 4th
>70 + km/h = 5th gear

the turning gearshiftis based entirely on the circumstances involved in the turn.

Any lads ever had their dog lick their nut sack?

boring circlejerk

thought about it once but nah im not that fucked up

I always went by rpm and the sound of the engine.

not sure

Maybe it's different since I ride a motorbike but I shift on what I feel the RPM is

You shift based off rpm lad, not speed

Hopefully it will get better with time thanks for the support and help.

Yeah i know i am overthinking it quite a lot, just the kind of autist i am.

like I said, it differs car to car but I know that those speeds coincide with my car wanting to change RPM wise.

pic is a qt new village made by charles

are you doing a sex tourism?

me doing an interview
youtube.com/watch?v=HM5YUE4B7Xc

my rorke meter is off the charts

He's a brit who is a convicted pedo, he fled to thailand to avoid arrest.

Why are you posting these pics?

me 2

NAZI PUTO

This will be a none issue for you in no time, have a cheeky nighttime drive when there's nothing on the roads or something for practice.

probably, but the sound and the feel is what you'll go by in the end.
nope.
fuck off paki

>most nonces are white
haha people actually think this?

Tell me a secret you've never told anyone before lads

This "lad" does apparently.

tiny willy

i'm almost definitely a schizoid

dumb frog poster

most of the reason why there is so much nonce tourism in places like thailand today is because noncing was already rampant by the locals.

How tiny?

What's the youngest girl you lads think thainonce has nonced?

because i like english traditional stuff and i found out about charles' little project so yea

35

3.5 inch wew

For someone that's lived here for 4 years I've never heard anything about it with the exception of an old Aussie getting caught with CP sometime last year.

fuck off nonce, never reply to me again

his niece was 4 when he nonced her, however not all of his victims from when he worked at CBBC came forward, he might have gone even younger the sick bastard

Proofs

I'm on a train right now I can't take it out
but I don't see why someone would make that up

NAZI DE MIERDA

go to the toilet

really want to see this guy's dick don't ya mate

wish the britboo yank would fuck off 2bh

I thought you guys believed that this literal nonce was the perfect man.

(You) some of his posts
I want to see if it's me

Go to the toilet

GF is spewing on like a child

I'm not sending you lewds of my small wee wee
you'll just have to use your imagination

know this lad called wolfgang, fucking gang of wolves or something ahha

test

wish i had a name that gangster, my name is just pure irish and scottish

you know what to do

On my way home from Dublin of all places

hahaha call him pack

just be like haaha suh packman

better yet howl whenever you see him

i'm sure he'll have a laugh

Post willy

do you enjoy the drive?

hahahahahahaha

"rooooooo"
"hey wolfy, roooooooo"

priceless

6th time this week?