/asean/- Pokemon Go edition

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/diaspora/:^)

Poor fags in my newsfeed can't download Pukemon Go because they don't have credit card.
Lmao.

I hate maya birds. They crap on my fucking dinning table.

I'm 1/4 chink n 3/4 Malay

Also
Would you do this

Bisaya?

This one
it's my weakness

Or this

>credit card
capitalism ho!

It's a dessert?

/diaspora/ represent

>RM300~ for girl wig
>RM60~ for knee sock
>RM500~ for quality costumes

How's the cost? Cross dressing is pretty hot topic around my place my friends are pretty much into it but we don't fuck each other because that is haram.

I thought it was a free game, how much does it cost?

I want cute daughter that will end every sentence with po

Wait, there are wageslaves that doesnt have creditcards?

is there a problem?

Just wear baju kurung smk maa

It isn't available to our cunt yet.
Many are making Australian apple id to get the game.

>butthurt underage too young to have a credit card

is that from your experience?

>Be me
>Meet perfect 20 yo flip girl (pic related). She's classy, an excellent cook, a good catholic, and is overall pleasant to spend time with.
>After one month she reveals that she's a single mother
Why are flips such degenerates /asean/?

Lel. I have many wageslave friends that don't even have a simple savings account.
Taena nila.

Crème caramel is too sweet for me

Crossdress and I'll fuck you hardcore you trap slut

A friend of mine has weird fetish for girls clothes

Lol. I have a friend that has a gf who is a single mother.
Now his life is fucked up with dramas that he could've avoided.

Noice, it started to rain here... I'm going to bed guys.
Going to be a cozy night.

that just means I don't have to share

Are you muslim?

If I fuck you is that not haram?

Weirdest guy that fucked me made me wear silk panties.
My hard-on balls couldn't even fit in with the undergarment.

Good night flippy
With whom?

1 hour = rm 200

when will the ksp's stop coming?
one leaves and another replaces it (algeria)

He's Chinese so it's halal for you kufar

Have you got anything to back up such an expensive rate?

I remember back in college where my accounting professor were asking us male students if we're going to marry some girl we truly love but has children with different men.

I dunno what's the point of that event back then. But maybe I do now

Well at least I said no, even though I dont know the term cuck yet.

I can't believe there's a surge in cute traps in /asean/ sometimes I wanna dress as a girl but the last time I wore my mom's hair clip, I got a long lecture about how Transexuals are abnormal

Yea iI wouldn't be able to raise another man's kids. It can never work, except if you have kids on your side too perhaps.

you of course

virgin tax bro

I am so sorry but when you see me it would become yuri with two dicks :3

>dat pic
yeah you wish faggot

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Yes, more or less

Lmao bukit bintang rate
Can just go 20 km and find rm100 thai/Viet prostitute

I love this month so many comfy rains

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>I remember back in college where my accounting professor were asking us male students if we're going to marry some girl we truly love but has children with different men.
Lol what? Was that even related to the course curriculm?

Did you found your pork roast n crème caramel heaven?

Im no trap though.
It just his fetish that he imposed to me.
I do like the feeling of wearing long stockings though.
Might try that when I get fucked next time.

don't your teachers share anecdotes from time to time?

It's our final day and was having some class party

Tell me about the time you got cummie in your boipuccie :3

Of course but that's an oddly specific question

We have a theology class is college called "Marriage and Sacraments"
My cucktholic university mandated us to take that.

you can't have both great pork and dessert.
the best one is still my grandma's flan

Maybe he was considering wifing up a single mother himself and wanted to get a feel of what other guys would think of him

do you play with your butt when you fap? If so then I recommend you to crossplay for immersive action.

It's actually a woman
She also let us watch some abortion video

That's because you didn't try hard enough to find 1 ;^]

I already told you about that!
I dont want to remember that because he'll be business someday of our hardware.

Top kek

I'm going to bed, see you guys in another 2 hours.

TSUUUUUUUU

K.
Will my cum qouta be affected by that?

>Marriage and Sacraments
Business idea: Only date flip girls who got A or more in this course.

I mean the feeling of cum squirting inside your butt.

what do you mean by that?
what are you implying with that weird face?

Lol. Catholicucks school graduates are usually whores and sluts.
Ei: St. Paul University

Your idea is nice but as an expert consultant, I won't recommend on pushing through.

Wonder what's it is like having that course, do you discuss lewd things with your female classmates?

So, I really want to fuck all day.
I want, but can't.
Actually, I want to channel my wish to deposit all of my cum in my imaginary friend and breeding sow, I want to achieve a better life.
Any pointers?

Also, anyone else looooooooooooooove Turkish desserts like I do?

>She also let us watch some abortion video
I think you will enjoy this one youtube.com/watch?v=EsNhCWsDVQI&feature=youtu.be

Yes. Being a shameless pervert draws out all the sex energy from your body. It makes you feel young.

I agree, used to go to saint paul it was shit. The classrooms were shit but the girls weren't. Got a blowjob inside the classroom once when they were all outside for recess, good times.

I rode that train after he dropped me in Pioneer Mall.
I feel really squishy inside because of him cumming inside.
Have 5 stations left before I dropped off.
Had a hard time holding it in.
Really tried hard because im wearing a white shorts that time.
People would notice if I let go.
Cont?

God damn.
I mean:
Instead of fapping all day, I want to channel my Sex drive into work.
How do?

Just smug face bb
I could use a massage right now

Is that the school infront of Gilmore?

Going there in 3 weeks maybe pic up grills before picking up my pc

Think of your boss as your sex partner?

Just a standard theology/ethics class where some old senile "expert" explaining why RH Bill is bad, etc.
Just waste of my time and units desu pam.

me too,my left shoulder blade is sore
we should massage each other at the same time so it's fair

I don't think that you encounter level 13 Pidgeys in that area before Viridian Forest, they should only be levels 3-5.

Fuck me. I would smash so much if I went teaching there. I actually sent a job application to UAP (I think it's the only uni that pays decently in the Phillippines) but got rejected.

No. I mean in general.
I really want to be the happy pepe again :(

Yes. We have a neighbor who graduated there who (accd to gossips) financed by enrile or some old politicians.

Was UA&P a good school or just a school for dumb rich kids

I passed there but the extrance exams were hard for some reason.

Yes...sound's pretty hot and cute

What happened to your neighbor? Does she now pleases old men for money?

I got home
The end. ;3

>a good school or just a school for dumb rich ki
In today's higher education these two things are unfortunately almost synonymous. School for rich kids=higher tuition=highly paid professor=the ability to attracf the best professors
Besides Unis is 80 percent building a network and only 20 percent about the actual education you receive.

I think it La Salle tier but with international level/connection.

Nope. She's a journalist for some small tv network.
She lives in a condo which is sketchy as fuack as they don't have much when we're growing up.
I think that further solidifies the claims on her being a paid escort.

What? I thought la salle was already an international school?

That's kind a bummer. Makes me wanna abstain from fapping for a month so that I can cum in your butt and make you experience it all again

Good night flippy

What he saidIt's mainly a school to network user.

sweet dreams

It was a three day load he said.
Made my inside messy all over.

G'night

Imagine a month's load

It would leaked out instantly once you unplugged.

That's why I am gonna do it to you and make you suffer

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Just found it laying on the floor in my cousin's house, turned out to be one of the most entertaining manga i have ever read. Too bad cant find it on the internet..