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First for ドイツ
>Tao AND Rila in the OP
You've gone too far this time.
no. how should I have gotten them lel
are you a virgin? are you gay?
why do you want to suck me off?
why do you want to eat food?
Can someone mail me a japanese girl? Thanks in advance
lel that's a little bit different. I'm just a stranger who posts creepy posts on Sup Forums every day, for you
you know I have to disappoint you but I'm Korean size
Is 名前 used only for people's names or can it be used for object, place names, etc?
you won't understand just let it pass
>I'm Korean size
and that is?
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Speaking of gaijin with ugly Asians,here's a good looking British guy with an ugly Jap gf. Why did he settle for her?
neighboor fucking once again.
Another vocaroo?
Check that national pride ドイツさん before you get arrested
you will see. or are you only interested in bwc's?
are you serious btw?
ZZZ ...
>ginger
>good looking
If you would be so kind.
why are you a faggot
I want to live and sponge off you in your apartment in Seoul and play vidya games and eat Korean bbq and fried chicken and flirt with Korean girls, but not if you are a faggot
just tell the number no one cares
idc
but i am wondering what you mean by "Korean size"
Pls say that she isn't retired. ;_;
It can. Same meaning as "name" in English.
whites should go eye doctor
means he has a very small benis
like maybe 11 when it's a man and 14 when it's my gf
yeah i'm just making sure he fell for that meme
post your favorite song
mine is
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Kek, I've had sex with girls hotter than that in China as an ugly fat white guy
Gaijins in Japan are real desperate losers eh
i wish she was my mom
>Post into the wrong thread
I completely messed up the order but whatever.
What is the difference in pronunciation between お and を?
I can hear a slight pronunciation of the W before the o in Wo but I want to confirm it.
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well good for you.
Now go blogging elsewhere because nobody cares.
hey german, post that delicious strawberry jam sandwich you had when you visited Korea
im not the korean fag
>that chicken scratch
Do you write latin characters this ugly?
soon I will go to korea
I can pay you 40 usd per each hooker you provide to my hotel room
Im going to stay 10 days in seoul
I want a different girl each night
better if Im their first foreign customer
if at the end of the 10 days , Im happy with the hookers you had provided to me ,I will give you a bonus of 500 usd
do you agree?
korean-penis.blogspot.com/2013/01/english.html
seriously what the fuck is wrong with insecure white guys
you just need an entity that has smaller benis than you to contain your insecurities that's why you cling to this meme so desperately.
no evidence at all. just random pictures made by anyone. and you instantly gobble it up. because you want to.
no amount of spreading lies will make your benis bigger. note that
then are you foot fetish german guy?
Yes. My handwriting is awful, I know. Now answer the question.
maybe
>What is the difference in pronunciation between お and を?
no difference in pronunciation between them.
>What is the difference in pronunciation between お and を?
both are same
indeed historically there was a difference but now we pronounce samely
Calm down, this is just an average size. Your penis can be bigger, it doesn’t mean that its wrong.
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I watch a lot of tumblr, so I know what Korean dicks look like
I just wanted to tell you if you expected a 20cm Hahn then you would be in for a surprise
So it is a context dependent character then?
>korean-penis.blogspot.com/2013/01/english.html
There's a blog for korean penises?
omo
read the blog. the average Korean size is 13~14 cm in erection
that is a fucking flaccid size
stupid people comparing flaccid size to erect sizes and making fun of a whole country because of their insecurities
yeah it kinda pisses me off you can tell
yeah prolly a pissed off korean like me made it
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one of my favorite atm
を is only ever used as a particle
katakana ヲ is practicall never used so you can skip it
>Gaijins in Japan are real desperate losers
I agree with you
を is virtually only used as a particle, in modern kana
are you mad now? but I'm 13 so I was right. I knew that site. I've been to asianmasculinity before
pls don't be mad at me
While we're on the topic of penises
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the guy in the yellow shirt is hilarious
i really want to go to Korea NOW and have some of this fried chicken and a strawberry and fruit jam sandwich with mayo for dessert
>13
underage b& incoming
手伝ってください
if subject dropping in japanese is common and pretty much the norm, how do I know when to use the passive voice?
How/Why is there a passive voice in the first place?
How am I supposed to interpret the japanese passive voice?
Is it present/used just to clarify that no subject was intended in the sentence?
Thank you for the answer
So if I want to know the name of a videogame somebody is playing, I can ask
ゲーム の 名前 は何 です か
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cm. or did you mean that you have to be underage to have such a small dick?
very funny
I think a more natural sounding way is 「そのゲームは?」or 「なにそれ?」
is that Bret Michaels with an Asian-American porn star?
It sounds OK. 今やっているゲームの名前は何ですか? would be better.
I often use the sentence なんていうゲーム?
you'er welcome
So, while in Japan I learned that in conversational Japanese people drop particles like mad.
How can I know what's a vital particle that has to stay to make sure the sentence isn't shit and what can go?
I can pay you until 100 per each girl, this money is only for you
I expect to pay for the girls from 200 to 400usd each night
I want a hotel where I can stay 10 days inside, and order food on the internet
from the airport to the hotel , and from the hotel to the airport
I wanna avoid the racist streets of korea
this trip is only for sex
probably not
shut up you can't speak Japanese dude
Is this more slang?
俺もちろん缶話す日本語、ばかフランス人
peru I can help you get hookers in Korea. korean guys won't help you, they will never help foreigners have sex with their women.
all I ask you pay for my expenses and give me $5000 USD upfront.
In return I will go to itaewon, check all websites and go to underground brothels to find hookers for you. Deal?
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Also perfectly suit for Stanislaw Lem books.
yes, but not so rude as you think
you can add ですか なんていうゲームですか?
>缶
Watch out for my stupid:
I'm told this translates to "can" but I'm given that I can pronounce it dekiru or kan. Which is correct?
kek asians all copy each other. I guess Japan was the first to invent this, then Korea stole the idea. i've seen fruit sandwiches in china as well
I WANT ONE RIGHT NOW
I miss these from 7-11
And their karaage.
>strawberries in sandwiches
Japan, are you feeling okay?
That actually looks pretty tasty. Perhaps I can persuade the AH to sell them over here as well next to the salmon sandwiches.
Ah, neat. Thanks, man.
why dont you use the box in front of you
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why don't you eat a strawberry cake
it's the same thing but cheaper
I was writing retarded japanese. The grammar is completely fucked so don't use it as a model
but I've always read it as カン. It's ateji anyway, from the english word "Can" (obviously, I hope)
sorry bro, but only a native korean can help me for this sex tour
because not matter how much time do you spend searching for brothels and hookers, any native korean male will have a big advantage in knowledge over you
anyways thanks for your offer
I hope we can work together in the future
it is the most humiliating to be laughed at by brit about cuisines
Murrika bro! I found a recipe so you can make them at home! thirstyfortea.com
Ikr? He’s wrong, though. This sandwich seems tasty.
>I found a recipe
who needs recipe?
super easy to make
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They're lovely. Not filling in the least, but they're nice.
Last time I tried cooking without a recipe or some form of guidance I nearly burned down my house. This is for my own and everyone's else safety.
just fucking kill me now fampais
>too hot to handle
I wish it were that warm. It's been nothing but chilly days and rain/hail for the last two weeks in my part of Canada-land.
I actually needed my winter blanket added to the bed last night.
>I nearly burned down my house
when you make sandwiches?
you have a talent
Well to be honest it was a steak but you get the idea.
I can actually make some pretty decent food with the right recipes. I just lack the feeling for cooking so I don't know when something is supposed to be ready.
>humidity 40%
Heaven?
post something brah
Fine. Have my cat then.
I went to a maid cafe the other day.