This is an American """""""church"""""""

>this is an American """""""church"""""""

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If you can think of a better way to worship that man's ego, I'm sure we'd all love to hear it.

Im pretty sure they sell soft drinks and popcorn at the entrance.

>this is an American '''''''communion'''''

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Because all churches in the US are the same.

Baptists are cancer.

What is church like

t. Never been in a church before

And do they really drink some guys blood and eat his body because that's pretty fucked up

Yes

what's wrong with that if it was transubstantiated properly?

I have no clue what any of that meant

I fucking hate church all those faggots singing I'm just standing their with a mad look on my face every sunday.

There's a church of the metropolitan tabernacle in NI.
Basically when terrorists want to quit for good they get 'reborn' and pretend to be saved for a year or two listening to American TV evangelists.
Quite a moneymaker.

So why do you go?

>I fucking hate church all those faggots singing I'm just standing their with a mad look on my face every sunday

>2016
>worshiping any sky jew
religion is the biggest meme desuu

What does "confess not the Eucharist to be the flesh of our savior" mean?

It's like a family tradition my mums side is all catholic and we meet up every Sunday and go.

At least it seems entertaining. My parents made me go to a catholic church and it was the most boring thing.

Give us your money or god will hate you.

Might as well go clubbing

Ignatius of Antioch ain't murican kiddo

I thought Australia was more like England with regard to church attendance. Is going to church a very common in thing there?

My family is Catholic. Luckily we stopped going to mass together every week by the time I was in high school. I don't remember why.

Yes a lot of people still go to church I have a lot of friends from church we have things called Youth Groups here that get young people involved and we used to hang out on friday nights with other church goers.

Even Catholic ones?

i was in a youth group too. we'd meet up like 5 fuckin times a week. now i catholic and never goto church

We have the exact same shit here. It's very common in the midwest. I went to one. I have nothing against religious people but theyd say the craziest shit like evolution is a hoax.

Says the country that can't even fly a flag without being labelled a Nazi...

I've never really heard crazy stuff from them and yeah it's fun to hang out with those types of people because they really are nice and kind people who make you feel good about yourself.

Aside from the occasional crazy shit the youth minister would spout off it was pretty nice. Trips are very common in these things and I got to go skiing in Colorado which was absolutely based.

>Even Catholic ones?
No.Ofc not.

I magine how much money they are making

wew
Body and blood of Christ eh?
Protestantism is so fucked.

They can't even agree whether that's the body and blood of Christ or not. It is...no, it's not....wait, it's not but they are signs!!

>the current year
>being religious

I grew up in California of all places and my family still went to a real church.

It was Episcopal (Anglican after the whole gay thing schism) and the architecture was that of old, traditional churches, with bricks, arches, stained glass, courtyards, etc. The hymms were traditional, no projector and screen for sing-along lyrics, but instead hymnals in every pew. Communion involved wafers and actual wine, with the congregants ushered up from their pews in an orderly fashion to kneel before the altar and be served by the priest, the deacon, and lead acolyte.

That being said, at the other end of town is an intersection with a megachurch on each corner.

Who has that meme of Dawkins admitting that Christianity is the lesser of two evils and in fact necessary.

It says that there is no god in the Bible, look it up.

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Getting "necessary" from that is a bit of a stretch.

I'd accept bulwark as necessary in this case.

>current year
>being non-religious

Good goy
Jews are promoting atheism

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Fuck no, not really. Church attendance is not the norm for Australians. This guy is an outlier.

Wall of links no one ever reads.
Subtly lad.

>current year
>being an autistic religious murrican retard on Sup Forums

>current year
>being an autistic atheist Russian rape baby on Sup Forums

Uncouth. The Krautlad is entitled to his beliefs, or lack of them.

Shut the fuck up cunt

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>baptists

Those are "nondenominations." Baptists usually at least have some sort of theology to them.

When "Amen" sounds like "Sieg Heil"

Why do atheist count the years from Jesus birth?

Really makes you think

Do you honestly enjoy spending time at church on a Sunday morning? That sounds like a horrific waste of weekend time to me.

>hates religion
>goes onto a religious thread

Makes you ponder

Why does everyone use Arabic numerals?

I honestly do famalam

I declared I was no longer going to mass when I was 16/17 and quit. I was usually too hungover too.
I've since, years later realised it's a beautiful thing for unity and strength in a community. Best place to meet decent grills too.

Because it's easier to count with
Also they originate from India

I like it

It must be shocking to a german to see a church that isnt empty or have an average age of 60+

it indeed is, because it is shocking seeing stupid people... oh wait, I'm on Sup Forums, specifically on Sup Forums, nevermind then

Yet, here you are...

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Brutal

German church

German church

btw, that's where the rapefugees started to attack

How did the RAF manage to miss THAT?

>dat fat fingers

Truly land of the free

They didn't, it was burnt, but gothic cathedrals can endure fires as long you don't spray water on them

>no Christians blowing up buildings
what are all those drone strikes about then?

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>missing the world's 2nd largest cathedral
btw, the largest is german as well

Government hit jobs
Unless you can prove otherwise

That's you lads. Not done in the name of Christianity either.

This thread is unchristian as fuck.

>American church
We can all cherrypick Hans

No, I'm not into cherry-picking

Spectacular.

I'm glad we did.
Sorry for Dresden Brudis.

>not into cherry picking
>cherry picks a building that is literally on fire

Is this the fabled German """"humor"""" I have heard so little of? Pathetic. Your people are better at quietly seething while your homeland is slowly decimated.

You don't have to be sorry... It was east german trash anyway

Sitzspinklerstreber
Gottless Deutscher nazi!

Thought it respectful to say. I love you lads.

>Sitzpinkelstreber
Last part of the compound words gets the suffix applied

>Gottloser deutscher Nazi
-less = -los

RIP

:]

dankeschön mein freund

>literally saying you believe in god in order to spite jews

lel

mega churches are cancer

Yeah that's the biggest one

I'd like to visit for the novelty one day
And a black gospel church, they make it into a party, followed by a meme church

Of course European churches are on my list to visit as well

Here's a non-meme church for you.

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Thats right Hanz


and every one of them is packing heat


how does that make you feel?

I mean like... If it's consecrated same as any other host...

leave it to americans to turn it into McCommunion

I've never seen that though.

> McChurch is a McWord used to suggest that a particular church has a strong element of entertainment, consumerism or commercialism which obscures its religious aspects. The term is sometimes used as a derogatory synonym for megachurch.
can't make this shit up

Fucking kek

It's also my first time seeing that